My apprentice is a little weird?

Chapter 270 So boring~

Occasionally, when they were basking in the sun by the Yuan Lake, he would lie on his back while Shen Ming would give him massages. From time to time, he would turn over and continue basking in the sun.

But often at this time Jiang Yan would ask Shen Ming to stop massaging, because if he didn't let her stop, she would always rush in the other direction... the kind of speed of 300 and crush her face...

As for Team 246, the leadership of Jiang Yan was handed over to Shen Ming.

Shen Ming's request was very simple, really, really simple. She even only had two requests. First, don't wear clothes.

Secondly, it was similar to Jiang Yan’s trajectory, either in the courtyard… or in a boat in the middle of the lake… or under a peach tree… or in a pavilion…

I won't go into detail, nor will I elaborate on it, and don't ask about it. In short, it's a very pure kind of thing. It explores the great power contained in the human body and contributes to the science of the fairy world...

………………

In this way, March passed quickly.

A slightly warm breeze carrying a rich fruity and peach scent entered the courtyard and then brushed against Jiang Yan's face.

He slowly opened his eyes while leaning on a recliner in the courtyard, and what came into view was the tall peach tree that blocked out the sun. The peach tree was already full of fruits, and the midday light shone down, making those round and smooth peaches look like pink gems, with an attractive luster.

He looked at the abundant fruits on the tree, and a hint of confusion appeared in his eyes.

He raised his hand and calculated briefly, and the blur in his eyes finally faded away.

"Oh~ It's almost July... It's time for the peach trees to ripen..."

He muttered something, then pushed himself up and straightened up.

Click~

"Hiss~ Huh... No, it still hurts... Shen Ming was too crazy last night... He couldn't control himself again... Fortunately, it's okay~"

He held his waist and sat back down. After a while, he looked up at the peaches above his head in confusion.

"I haven't seen you for decades, but now you've achieved so much~"

"But finally I can try something new~"

After saying that, he casually stretched out his hand and lay back on the recliner, squinting his eyes without even looking at her and saying a word.

"Laiguo~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the branch above his head shook slightly as if blown by the wind, and then a round and plump peach broke away from the branch and slowly fell into Jiang Yan's hand as if it was held by an invisible hand.

The peach drew a beautiful arc in the air and landed precisely in Jiang Yan's outstretched palm, just right.

Click click click.

Jiang Yan opened his mouth and took a few big mouthfuls without any hesitation.

It tastes sweet, the flesh is fresh and crisp, with a hint of sweetness and a familiar smell...

“Ha! Pah! Pah!!”

Jiang Yan spat out all the peach flesh he was chewing and threw the peach in his hand far away. He then gathered a stream of water that was thirty meters long and as thick as a thumb and opened his mouth wide to wash it frantically!

He kept doing this for a long time, and only stopped when the sweet scent belonging to someone in his mouth disappeared completely...

"Uh……"

Jiang Yan slumped back on the recliner weakly, with residue from washing his mouth still on the corners of his mouth, and his hair was a little wet, but he had no intention of taking care of it.

"So...boring...ah..."

"Are there anything except Shen Ming?"

Yes, boring.

He was more bored than ever before. In the past three months, he had actually adapted to Shen Ming and could keep up with her pace. After all, she only had those three tricks. As long as he didn't allow her to go any further, allowing her to do that kind of thing without restraint would not make him feel too weak or incapable.

Did they really think he was out of his mind? He just had never been familiar with the techniques and principles of "dual cultivation" before.

But as a man, it’s okay not to learn the techniques, but when it comes to theoretical knowledge and postures, we are the masters!

So Jiang Yan turned to martial arts and compiled a dual cultivation method. And with his "day-by-day" and "tireless" and "diligent research", he raised the level of this martial arts method to an incredible level.

So Jiang Yan could finally bear Shen Ming's madness to a certain extent...

But the consequence that followed was that Shen Ming became even more excited... Her desire was really like a bottomless pit. You say she can't control herself, but she can go on for decades without revealing any flaws. You say she can control herself, but she behaves so crazy...

It was like that last night. He was only away for one day and it turned out like that.

Jiang Yan didn't say much about this. Come on, come on. I already consider you my wife anyway.

Although we are not married yet, let’s be a little crazy…

The reason why Jiang Yan felt bored was because...

Shen Ming is everywhere!!

She is the one who eats, drinks and plays! She is the one who dreams, fishes and sleeps, and even the clothes she wears have her scent!

It’s undeniable that Jiang Yan didn’t feel annoyed or fed up with her, but you gotta do something different!

Your breath is everywhere, I am almost suffocating...

"Ah... If I didn't still have a slight ability to calculate, I wouldn't even know what time it is..."

Jiang Yan sighed for a moment, his hands hanging weakly on both sides of the recliner, swaying in the wind, his head tilted slightly, his eyes rolled up, and he said weakly...

"I want a cell phone... I want a Coke... I want a computer... I want to watch TV series... I haven't finished watching Mortals yet... That's not right? I seem to have already finished filming Mortals' Journey to Immortality in this world?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I remember that there was a wave of being the sixth in the Ancient Immortal Sect at that time. xx frowned! He retreated behind everyone! Then he was chased and killed by the monster on the spot!"

"Friendly reminder~ When facing a demon beast from the cultivation world, please do not retreat, because it will think you are easy to bully~"

Jiang Yan has already started talking to himself, which shows how bad his mental state is...

At this time, ripples appeared in the world, and a blurry girl slowly emerged from the void, from virtual to real, holding a small basket in her hand, which contained some spiritual food and fruits.

She came over here, skipping and hopping with the basket in her hand, humming a melodious tune.

"Today is a good day~"

"Hey! Master, we meet again! Did you miss me~"

Shen Ming walked briskly to Jiang Yan, put the basket in her hand behind her back, bent down and looked at him with a smile.

"Master~Guess what I prepared for you today~"

Jiang Yan didn't even open his eyelids.

"Yeah... I guess... it's just some snacks, fruits, and other things sent by some small sects from all over the world..."

"Wow! Master is so amazing!"

"Unfortunately, you guessed wrong. This was made by Shen Ming himself."