My apprentice is a little weird?

Chapter 271 The Ultimate Bad Play

"Haha... I'm really happy~ I'm so happy~"

Jiang Yan spoke weakly, looking listless and dejected, and his responses to Shen Ming's words were mostly perfunctory.

"Hmm~ Master~Are you unhappy?"

Shen Ming put the fruit basket down, crouched down, put his hands on the armrests of the recliner, and looked at him with his sapphire eyes.

Jiang Yan took a deep breath: "No, how can I not be happy with Shen Ming accompanying me every day, right~"

"That's right, of course I'm happy to have Shen Ming accompany me~"

"Tsk~"

Jiang Yan let out a light click of his tongue and his eyes widened. He turned sideways and hooked his finger at her to come closer.

"Come, come, come here"

Shen Ming leaned forward with a silly look on his face.

"Closer"

She did as she was told, and only stopped when her upper body was in Jiang Yan's arms, looking up at him.

"Master, what do you want Shen Ming to do... woooo~"

Jiang Yan suddenly grabbed her jade-like neck and clamped it under his armpits! He then pulled her towards him and pulled her in!

She was lying on the recliner with him, but her posture was awkward.

Jiang Yan said quietly with his eyes narrowed, with a hint of threat in them.

"Ming'er, if you continue to pretend to be ignorant and make fun of your teacher, don't blame me for spanking you!"

"You know exactly what I want, so if you can give it to me, give it to me. If you can't, don't tease me. My mental state is like a mad dog right now."

"You never know when I'll draw a witch clan spell on you and we'll both die together~ Do you understand?"

Shen Ming's little head under the armpit nodded frantically.

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Shen Ming won't make fun of Master~"

"As for what Master wants, I will find it for you later~"

"Hmm~"

Jiang Yan slowly relaxed his body, and his bright eyes calmed down again, his eyelids half-opened as if he was drowsy.

The whole person collapsed into a puddle of mud again.

Shen Mingze turned over with her eyes curved and coaxed herself into his arms, moving around like a slippery loach, taking a deep breath from time to time with a satisfied expression on her face.

Jiang Yan had no reaction and just let her go crazy.

Anyway, today is Sunday, a day off agreed upon by the two of them, and no one can cross the line!

As for her going crazy, let her go. She will calm down naturally when she has had enough fun...

"Hmm~ Wait, why are you back so early today?"

Jiang Yan didn't realize this until now. In the past, if Shen Ming left on Sundays, he would not come back until half a day, and it was rare for him to have some free time.

But today he came back before noon. Something is wrong, very abnormal!

Shen Ming found a comfortable position in his arms, put his arms around his waist, and said lazily with satisfaction:

"Nothing major happened today. Can't this master come back to have some fun?"

"Oh, Master Shen is so awesome~ What's going on? Has a new spirit stone mine been found? Has the formation puppet been upgraded? Has a new generation of elixirs been released? Or has the Cloud Mirror server been upgraded again? Huh?"

"You have so much to do and you still dare to be lazy here? Go back to work!"

As Jiang Yan spoke, his belly rose and fell, swayed left and right a few times, while Shen Ming coiled around him like an octopus, hugged him tightly and clung to him closely.

When Jiang Yan shook, she shook with him; when Jiang Yan's belly swelled, she floated with him.

Her lips puffed slightly and she let out a soft hum!

"Humph, what's wrong? Shen Ming has been the head for so many years, can't he enjoy himself?"

"And you, as a disciple of the Ancient Immortal Sect, actually disobeyed the order of the Sect Master! You have no respect for the law and should be punished!"

Jiang Yan sneered with disdain.

"Haha, you lost the Sect Leader's personal order, how can you have the nerve to say you are the Sect Leader~"

"That was lost by the Master!"

"Blah blah, I don't care. Anyway, I'm already dead and you're the headmaster now. Generally speaking, only the headmaster or acting headmaster are qualified to come into contact with the headmaster's personal order. So if it's lost, it must be you. It has nothing to do with me, the former "first disciple"~"

"You! I'll bite you! Aaaaaaah!"

"Huh? You really want to bite it? Come here, I have a big one for you to bite~"

"Master is really perverted, he actually wants Shen Ming~"

Shen Ming's tone was disdainful but his eyes were shining.

But Jiang Yan turned around and quickly stuffed a corn cob into her mouth, tilting his head slightly with a sly smile of successful teasing on his lips.

"Is it big~"

Shen Ming: ………

"Ah~ Ming'er is not satisfied. What was Ming'er thinking just now~ Hahaha~"

Looking at Jiang Yan's evil smile, Shen Ming's suppressed heart began to beat again! ! Ripples appeared to have a rhythm.

The expression on her face unconsciously became sickly~ The pink tip of her tongue extended a little and slid along the edge of her cherry lips, and her pair of blue eyes locked on Jiang Yan's Adam's apple~

"Master~ You have angered Shen Ming. Shen Ming doesn't care whether today is a day off or something else. He is going to kill Master~"

The raised corners of Jiang Yan's mouth slowly disappeared. (′-i_-｀)

"You... Hey... Isn't it better for us to be more restrained? You know, there's a saying that goes, a short separation is for a better reunion next time, you..."

Shen Ming changed from her innocent and cute appearance just now, and turned over to sit on Jiang Yan's legs and leaned her body against his chest!

"I can't hold it back~ I really can't hold it back~ Who made Shen Ming experience the taste of Master? If he had never experienced it, he could still endure it, but now that he has experienced it, he can never give it up~"

"I'm not a drug... Who the hell came up with this setting..."

Jiang Yan was too weak to complain, but of course he didn't have much desire to resist, after all, he had already gotten used to it.

Just as he was about to find a better position to lie down, a faint external rhythm of Taoism that did not belong to this space came over~

"!!! Who is it!! Come and save me! Help! It's marital rape! It's domestic violence!"

"Imprisonment and abuse! Come and help! I'm here!"

Jiang Yan didn't even figure out what the aura came from, and didn't care how powerful it was, he just shouted at the top of his lungs!

Then Shen Ming calmly took out a cloud mirror from his storage bag, which exuded a strong Taoist aura!

This is the highest level of communication notification, which is specifically used to notify the head of the sect in emergency situations.

"What did Master just shout?"

Jiang Yan closed his eyes and continued to lie back in the recliner like a rotten salted fish.

"I didn't say anything... You didn't remember anything... You can kill me or chop me up as you wish. Anyway, my life has long been yours~ I have nothing to say~"

The ultimate level of giving up, Jiang Yan!

As long as you look at life and death in a carefree manner, all the yandere things will be nothing but clouds~

Show your determination every time the saint deletes the treasured seeds! Then even the most powerful yandere won't have to fear you!