Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Miss Granger, I heard that Mr. Sisley Thorne has been PUAing you?" "How many times have I told you! He only PUAs me because he likes me, why doesn't he PUA someone else! Those of you who say bad things about him are all jealous! Hermione said enthusiastically as she stamped her feet. "Headmaster Dumbledore, why do you want to accept Mr. Sisley Thorne as your student?" "Sisley, with his high talent and thoughtfulness, is the perfect candidate to be the next Headmaster of Hogwarts." Dumbledore Lido put down her lemonade and said with a smile. "Professor Snape, what do you think of Mr. Sisley Thorne?" "Sisley? He is almost carved from the same mold as the Dark Lord...