Teyvat Survival Guide

Chapter 1: The Wind Slime Arrives at the Windy Place

(Before the storm: This article is about two male protagonists, the original protagonist x the wind god Barbatos, there will be a single arrow with no result, there will be a secondary CP, the emotional line is very poor, and the story rhythm is very slow.)

On the vast and flat grassland, the breeze blew the grass, and a crystal clear wind slime stared at the two white circles that symbolized eyes in confusion.

It shook its body and shook off the wind crystal butterflies that had landed on it.

I don't know how many minutes ago, he was still bargaining with the old lady selling vegetables in the market. After great effort, he succeeded in getting the price of radishes from three yuan per catty to two yuan and eighty cents per catty. Then, he walked out of the market with four catties of radishes, feeling satisfied, amid the old lady's resentful look.

All in all, he bargained down the price by 80 cents. Don't ask, the answer is the lower the price, the better. If the price is lowered, I make a profit.

Whoops, off topic.

In short, he was carrying four pounds of radishes and rushing to the pork shop to buy some meat, planning to have radish stewed with meat with his beloved mother at noon, and then in the blink of an eye.

That's where we are.

His first reaction was that he was dreaming or hallucinating. After all, he had been under so much pressure recently that this possibility was not completely impossible.

Of course there is another possibility, but that only appears in novels and comics and is not very realistic.

A leaf was blown by the wind and hit his face with a "snap". There was no sense of touch, which further confirmed his guess: he was dreaming.

"Well, forget it, just dream on.

"It just so happens that I've been under a lot of pressure recently, and the environment here is nice, so I'll just treat it as a free trip and relax."

I just don’t know what his current physical condition is, or if he is being rescued in the ambulance?

Or maybe time flows at a different speed? Maybe the rescue has been completed and he is now resting in a hospital bed?

Anyway, it has nothing to do with him now. Since he is still conscious, it proves that at least there is nothing wrong with his brain.

"It's just that I have to trouble my mother again."

Thinking about it, he changed his train of thought and decided to see what his dream was like.

So he observed his surroundings with great interest, wanting to see what would appear in his dream.

The weather here is very clear now. White clouds are floating in groups of two or three in the blue sky. The wind blows them slowly, and they move slowly.

The sunlight is very warm, but not scorching or blindingly hot. When it is inhaled into the nose and enters the cavity, it seems to bring with it a cool breeze.

"Wait, I don't seem to have a nose now."

He grumbled in boredom that he really couldn't feel his nose.

But it's just a dream anyway, there's nothing to be surprised about.

He raised his head again and looked at this peaceful and beautiful natural scene, with groups of dandelions floating in the wind.

He felt that this place looked familiar, but also a little strange.

It's probably like coming back from away from home for ten years. The road is still the same, but the buildings are not what you remember. However, you can still find traces of the past in the tiny gaps.

He thought of walking around and observing more. Maybe after walking around he would figure out where this place was.

But when he was about to lift his legs to take a step, he could not feel the presence of his legs.

Not knowing what he was dreaming about, he checked himself from head to toe and discovered that his hands and legs were gone.

It seemed that only a head was left, or he felt that his body had turned into a spherical object.

I don’t know why I imagined myself as a non-human sphere in my dreams. Could it be that I wanted to “roll around freely”?

Well, from a psychological point of view, maybe it is possible.

I didn't expect the pressure to be so great. After all, he has been relying on his mother ever since his parents divorced and he moved away when he was four years old.

He is getting older, but his mother is getting older.

Last time he wanted to help his mother wash the dishes, he saw the white hair at her temples.

In recent months, my mother's health has been worse than before, so he has to take care of all the chores at home.

At the same time, he also has to prepare for the college entrance examination.

No wonder he was so stressed that he imagined himself as a non-human in his dreams.

Forget it, let’s change our thinking. For example, the scenery here is quite nice.

There were dandelions emitting fluorescent light floating everywhere, and there seemed to be a very big tree not far ahead.

There seemed to be something under the giant tree... something that looked like a stone pillar? It still emitted a faint light that was clearly visible under the sunlight.

He had that familiar feeling again, and considering the context, he felt that his brain must have adjusted the scenery he saw from somewhere, and then dreamed of the current scene.

He tried to stand up and walk around, but suddenly remembered that he was a sphere and had no legs.

"Forget it. If I don't have legs, I'll just jump over there."

So he urged his body to jump, leaping towards the giant tree.

While jumping, he found that his body was very light and that the scenery around him was so familiar.

Flying crystal butterflies, dandelions blowing in the wind, huge oak trees, and stone pillars under the oak trees.

He was now gradually forming some guesses in his mind; he almost knew where this place was and what the current condition of his body was.

All these speculations were confirmed after seeing the holy and pure statue of the God of Wind under the tree.

"Hey, good fellow!"

Genshin?

start up! ! !

No, it went off track.

"What kind of wind is this that I dreamed about?"

He looked at the wind crystal butterflies flying around the wind god statues, and the two white circles on the slime exuded undisguised surprise.

The crystal butterfly flapped its wings slowly, scattering bits of light.

“Didn’t I quit the game early? Is it because I haven’t played for too long that I missed Genshin Impact so much that I dreamed about the Wind Rising Land in Genshin Impact?

"So I am now a—"

He went around the huge oak tree and jumped to the river behind the tree. The sunlight shone through the clear water, reflecting his current appearance:

——Slime.

It's still wind type.

He stared at the wind slime reflected in the water.

“Should I say it’s just like a dream? The reflection and details of this slime are so well processed.

"It's my brain after all."

A certain little slime puffed out its chest proudly.

"If that's the case, I wonder if I can see Sora in my dreams?"

As a former fan of Kongge, I was excited just thinking about seeing the character I loved in my dream!

Well... although he is a slime now and seems to be unable to do anything.

"By the way, why slime?"

He suddenly realized that something was wrong and looked around again. It was only after a careful observation that he discovered the source of the problem.

This place looks like the Windy Land, but it is bigger and more spacious than the Windy Land in the game.

More real.

He lay on the lawn, leaning down to see ants under the lawn moving in groups around raised dirt and stones, carrying their food;

The leaves of the great oak tree, blown by the wind, floated before him, and the veins on the leaves were clearly visible;

Looking towards the forest in the distance, you can see upright animals or something else inside, rushing towards this direction with great momentum.

Can the human brain really be so detailed when dreaming?

He suddenly thought of another possibility besides "hallucination" and "dream".

It doesn't matter whether he is a slime or not. His focus now is to figure out whether he has traveled through time, why he has traveled through time, and whether he can go back!

My mother needs care, and my friend owes me money that hasn’t been repaid yet, so I quit playing Genshin Impact specifically to prepare for the college entrance examination.

There is also the colorful online world and all kinds of delicious food... These make me want to go back urgently!

"I had to bargain hard to buy this radish, but it traveled through time before I could even cook it!

"This period of time is not much different from usual. How come I suddenly traveled through time?"

But if it has anything to do with the original god...

He paused suddenly, thinking of an insignificant everyday incident the day before he traveled through time:

Although he quit the game to prepare for the college entrance examination, his classmates did not. They even joked about whether they should worship the grass god in the game. After all, he is the god of wisdom and maybe he can make themselves smarter.

At that time, he was pulled to put his hands together and pretend to bow to the "Sumeru Wisdom God" picture spoofed by players on the mobile phone screen. However, he adhered to the principle of "if you believe, you will have it, and if you don't believe, you won't have it", and he really made a wish to the grass god.

The main content is that I have been under too much pressure recently, having to do housework and prepare for the college entrance examination. It would be great if I could have a chance to relax without affecting my studies.

But at that time I was just trying it casually and didn't expect it to come true.

Who would have thought that when I went out to buy groceries the next day, it would be gone in the blink of an eye!

crossed!

"Maybe it's because of the worship to the Grass God..."

The slime under the statue of the God of Wind suddenly jumped.

"No matter what, I have to give it a try. If it's really because of praying to the Grass God, then I have hope of going back!"