Chapter 127 Please Let Us Speak Chinese
Chapter 127 Please Let Us Speak Chinese
Fortunately, she doesn't like beans.
Xiao Xunyi couldn't help but ask, "What's going on with you guys? We finally got together to eat something, why don't we just eat quietly and talk properly?"
"Shut up! You sissy!" The disciple on the side attacked indiscriminately.
Xiao Xunyi's eyes suddenly widened.
He looked at the other person in disbelief, "What are you talking about?!"
"I'm talking to you! You jerk! What's wrong? That's what everyone calls you all the time!"
Xie Fu raised his eyes and glanced.
The dry little eyes suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
Although Xiao Xunyi is just as evil as she is.
But she looks so pretty!
Here they call this a sissy, but on Blue Star, this is the pretty boy you dream of day and night.
He is very brave like the second male lead in Korean dramas!
Xiao Xunyi was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
The person next to him echoed, "I can prove this. Everyone really does call you a sissy."
Xiao Xunyi: ???
He has been known for his fair complexion and feminine facial features since he was a child.
So many people secretly called him a fake man.
Now I have finally grown up and gotten rid of the nickname of pseudo-man.
So, these disciples in the world of cultivation secretly called him a sissy behind his back?
Ying Ying Ying!
He doesn’t want to live anymore!! (Not true, he really wants to live.)
Xiao Xunyi gritted his teeth and retorted, "When did our cultivation world start to prioritize looks? Everyone speaks based on their strength, okay?"
"Are you strong?"
"You really can't criticize him. He is the leader of the talisman sect." The person next to him reminded carefully.
The man paused and said coldly, "Is that the effeminate-looking leader of the Talisman Sect?"
Xiao Xunyi was really angry and lovesick.
But he held back and didn't start talking like others did.
This may also be related to his family education.
Xiao Xunyi was well-mannered and said nothing.
But Qiu Zisha is different!
She has always liked young and handsome men.
Of course I have to speak up for Xiao Xunyi!
"Xiao Xunyi is both good-looking and powerful. I think you stinky men are jealous, right?"
"Jealous of your mother!"
This sentence completely triggered Qiu Zisha's fighting power.
Qiu Zisha cursed, "You damn scarface! You're the most perverted! Just looking at you with pus on your face and sores on your feet is disgusting! Not only are you ugly, but you're also incredibly poisonous! Even rat poison can't kill you! You really think we don't know that you're yelling at old sows in the middle of the night, sprinkling itching powder on your broken-armed master, and running around five or six small kingdoms with hemorrhoids, right?"
Xie Fu, who was chewing happily just a second ago, suddenly stopped.
She looked at Qiu Zisha with a hint of shock and said, "Come on, Big Socks, please let us speak Chinese."
[Congratulations to the host for achieving 8888 points of melon-eating happiness! ]
Wei Wanying also swallowed her saliva and said, rarely in unison with Xie Fu: "Yes, I suddenly don't recognize these words when they are put together."
Qiu Zisha said: "Anyway, all you need to know is that this guy is completely useless!"
"Ah!!! Qiu Zisha! I'm going to fight you to the death!"
"Come on! Who is afraid of whom?"
It seemed like a fight was about to break out.
Xiao Xunyi quickly acted as a peacemaker and said, "Alright, alright, we all see each other every day, so let's just keep our words to ourselves and avoid damaging the atmosphere."
"There's a chicken-feather harmony!"
I don’t know who was more angry, but they just turned the table over.
A bowl of egg drop soup was poured right onto Xiao Xunyi's face.
Fortunately, Xie Fu reacted quickly.
Protect your own bowl.
"I'll beat your mother!"
"I beat your father!"
Xiao Xunyi had just cleaned himself up with the cleaning technique and was about to get angry.
Suddenly something hit me.
Xiao Xunyi took the soft and hard object in his hand.
Somewhat curious.
"What the hell is this?"
When Xie Fu saw the latex bra pad in Xiao Xunyi's hand, he immediately showed his little husband's mouth.
Laugh to death.
The world of cultivation is also getting better now.
This kind of thing can be used.
The system asked curiously: [Why don't they use spiritual power?]
Xie Fu: "Little fool, of course it's because I need to use my spiritual power."
[Wow, that's how it is!]
Xiao Xunyi pinched it twice again, completely confused.
"What the hell is this?"
Wei Wanying, a light TikTok fan, immediately saw the purpose of this thing and said with a red face, "This is that."
"What?"
"That's it."
Xiao Xunyi, this straight man, really didn't understand why Wei Wanying just spoke and looked like she had to pee urgently.
"What on earth is it?"
Wei Wanying was shy after all. After hesitating for a long time, she finally squeezed out a sentence: "It's just a beautiful decoration."
Beautiful things to decorate?
"What?"
Still don't understand.
How can this broken thing be decorated beautifully?
Xie Fu, who was eating from a bowl nearby, said lightly, "Fake breasts."
Xiao Xunyi:?
Xie Fu starts speaking at frame 0.
It took Xiao Xunyi a while to react.
When he understood, he immediately spoke sweetly.
"Depend on!"
He immediately threw the bra aside.
Very uncomfortably, he said, "I can't keep this hand anymore! You bunch of crazy people! Next time you want to invite me to dinner, you can't!!!"
Eating with this group of people is really asking for trouble!
Xie Fu took the bra pad and asked enthusiastically, "Whose is this?"
"Do you want more?"
"If you don't want it, I'll throw it away~"
At this time, Xie Fu happened to see the big and small things on Ao Wu's chest in the crowd.
Good guy!
It turns out that the mother of the boy is cheating!
After knowing that the owner was a man, Xie Fu no longer spoke in a subtle way.
She shouted to the group of people who were fighting: "Who is it? Whose fake breasts fell off?!"
Fake breasts?
What it is? !
After hearing this, Ao Wu immediately stopped hammering the man.
Touch your chest.
It was half empty.
He looked again at the familiar latex bra pad in Xie Fu's hand.
Then he shouted: "Ah! Mine!!!"
"Hahaha! Ao Wu, your breasts are fake?"
"It's so funny!"
"You guys from the Duck Clan really know how to have fun!"
Xie Fu discovered a business opportunity at this time.
Maybe post a video promoting abs jerseys.
I guess it will explode!
Ao Wu was angry!
The eyes are red.
The veins on his neck bulged, "Dou Sha! I'm going to make Dou Sha!!"
"Thunderstorm!"
"Ten thousand swords return to the clan!"
Disciples from all major sects used their unique skills.
Only Xie Fu held the bowl he had just saved and started to watch the show while showing off his food crazily!
"That disciple of the Lingwu Sect, the one who kicked your butt just now was the disciple of the Huanjian Sect who was wearing green clothes and had a small red flower on his chest!"
"Don't make the wrong call!"
[Congratulations to the host for achieving a happiness value of 9999 points for watching the fire from the other side of the river! ]
"The lady in blue, be careful not to be taken advantage of!"
Xie Shijin, Xue Xu and others, who were attracted by the sound of fighting, stood aside and sighed at the scene in front of them:
"Wow! There are so many people~"
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