allonlinenovel Chapter 73 Give a thumbs up to the stinky one
Chapter 73 Give a thumbs up to the stinky one
Who cares! As long as it tastes good!
"Aaaaaah!" Song Yifei fell off her chair, clutching her head and trembling. "Giant pythons...so many giant pythons...help...help me...I'm terrified of soft, squishy animals..."
Cheng Baoni immediately squatted on the ground and kept dry heaving, vomiting even bile.
Wu Xu was absent-minded, while Hao Jianzhong, Zheyi, and Cheng Ai were only startled and did not lose their composure.
[Please cut to a close-up; I want to see the giant python!]
[Don't get your hopes up too high. Longtime fans know that the giant python Princess Feifei mentioned is actually just an adorable little snake.]
[Yeah, haha, Cheng Ai even wanted to give the snake to Ye Yingdi as a pet back then~]
[Wu Yuzi, is Cheng Baoni trying to become famous through parody? She really shouldn't let this affect the airing of her variety show, or she'll be in big trouble!]
At this moment, the photographer approached the round table and gave a close-up shot.
In the video, a small orange and yellow snake lies coiled in the center of a plate, its head held high, its tail swaying, and its beady eyes darting around as if considering whether to eat the food offered to it.
Yes, that's right. The little snake was surrounded by a group of baby mice. If you count them carefully, there were twelve in total. They hadn't opened their eyes yet, and their chubby little bodies were wriggling back and forth, which was quite funny.
Although rats are one of the four pests, they are really soft and cute when they are young!
[Oh my god! Just thinking about my angel brother eating snakes and rats raw gives me goosebumps.]
[Don't panic, Feifei, it's only 3 points. Let's give up this round!]
[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! We're eating! We're eating!]
Netizens stared intently at the screen, holding their breath, their hearts pounding in their throats, afraid of missing even the slightest detail.
However, they didn't see the guests touch their knives and forks; instead, three small snakes were wriggling around restlessly and even swallowed a few mice.
[Wow! A real-life Snake game!]
[Didn't the production team say it was related to mooncakes? So what's the connection?]
Is it possible that the baby mouse is the skin, the snake is the filling, and together they make a mooncake?
Wow, this is so abstract! I never expected it to be this abstract.
Five minutes passed in the blink of an eye. Song Yifei and Cheng Baoni lost 6 points, while the rest lost 3 points each.
The six puppets entered again in an orderly fashion, carried away the snake and rat skewers, placed new dishes on top, and then left.
The camera zoomed in as usual, revealing ten slices of herring neatly arranged in a circle, with dark sauce piled up in the middle, looking utterly disgusting.
A gust of wind happened to blow in from outside the window, and a foul, sour smell quickly filled the air, making people shudder.
Song Yifei's face turned pale. She covered her mouth and nose, leaned back, and tried to keep her distance from the plate.
Wu Xu gagged and rolled his eyes back. If Zhong Zheyi hadn't helped him catch his breath, he probably would have fainted.
Cheng Ai picked up her knife and fork, cut off a tiny bit of meat, dipped it in the sauce, and put it in her mouth.
The moment she swallowed, she felt a foul odor on her tongue, and her stomach churned violently, making her so uncomfortable that she almost lost her balance.
Seeing her constipated look, Zhong Zheyi asked cautiously, "Sister Xiao Ai, are you alright?"
Cheng Ai gritted her teeth and shook her head with difficulty, but she couldn't squeeze out a single word.
Although I've never eaten canned surströmming, I know it's one of the smelliest foods in the world. I have to say, Goddess Ai is truly amazing!
[I can almost smell it through the screen! Ai-mei's courage is commendable!]
Hao Jian poked at the meat slices with his fork and then at the sauce, but ultimately couldn't bring himself to eat them. "Compared to points, I think dignity is more important."
Cheng Baoni dramatically threw the plate on the ground, growling in disgust, "Whoever wants to eat this shit-like stuff can eat it, I'm not eating it!"
Cheng Ai glanced at her coldly, without refuting her, not because she was afraid, but because she was worried that she would gag.
[Fine, nobody's forcing you to eat it, why damage the props?]
[Look at Cheng Baoni's smart bracelet, it shows -29. Is she starving every day?]
[Hao Jian also has a negative value; what a bizarre couple.]
[Is this an implication that Xiao Ai Ai doesn't care about her dignity? That's incredibly malicious!]
Ye Jingke, who was lying in bed watching the live stream, frowned. Was this how Hao Jian and Cheng Baoni usually bullied Cheng Ai?
She can tolerate this?
Oh, right, she once said she wanted the first part to end smoothly, so she was actually keeping quiet for her own sake.
Thinking of this, a complex emotion flashed across Ye Jingke's eyes, and a certain part of his heart suddenly softened, a warmth quietly growing within him.
Song Yifei disliked Hao Jian and Cheng Baoni's superior attitude. She took a deep breath, reached out and threw a piece of meat into her mouth, swallowing it without even chewing. "I think fermented herring is similar to stinky tofu and durian. It smells bad but tastes good. There's no need to associate it with dignity!"
Zhong Zheyi devoured the fish in one go, nodding repeatedly, "Feifei is right!"
Cheng Ai looked down at her can of herring, then glanced to her left and right, and gave a thumbs-up under the round table.
This scene, however, was inexplicably hilarious to netizens:
[Haha, I'm dying of laughter! Feifei, let me tell you, canned herring not only smells awful, but it tastes awful too!]
[Shut up on that scumbag! The food was provided by the production team; it has nothing to do with dignity!]
Princess Feifei, please control your expression, otherwise what you just said won't be convincing at all!
[Ahem, I take back my praise for Cheng Ai and instead give it to Angel Brother. He's too amazing; he actually ate it all!]
Did you see Cheng Ai's little gesture? She's giving likes like crazy!
Suddenly, a blinding beam of light shone down from the roof and struck Zhong Zheyi.
The next second, the electronic voice on the loudspeaker blared:
The stench from Zhong Zheyi's mouth hadn't dissipated yet when he paused, looked up abruptly, and with a pitiful expression on his face, said with a smirk, "The herring canned food is soft and bouncy, and the sauce is rich and flavorful. It's delicious!"
Seeing how much pain you're in, I'm too embarrassed to call you out on it.
[Haha, Zheyi, my darling, I don't mind your soft and bouncy body, but you haven't tried the sauce yet!]
The bright light shifted towards Song Yifei, who covered her mouth and forced a smile, "The aftertaste lingers even after one bite!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Cheng Baoni burst out laughing, "You talk like it's the truth, why don't you eat them all!"
Hehe, I don't dare to cause trouble for Cheng Ai and Zhong Zheyi, but that doesn't mean you can get away with it.
Song Yifei was furious, but remembering Ye Yingdi's warning, she suppressed her anger and pretended not to have heard anything, sitting still in place.
The bright light moved again, fixing on Cheng Ai. She rolled her eyes, raised the thumb she had been holding up under the round table to her head, and said in a strong voice, "Give a thumbs up to Chou!"
The bright light disappeared.