This is terrible! My future prime minister keeps trying to kiss me forcibly.

Chapter 160 Being Chased by Geese

She tossed her things aside, closed the door, and headed to the He family's house.

She feels incredibly happy when she sees someone she dislikes doing poorly.

Soon, she caught up with Li Shanhai.

Li Shanhai's face wrinkled: "What? You're going too?"

"You're allowed to go? Can't I go? He's been raised in our family for so many years, I have to go and see him."

Before even reaching Ye Xiaoxiao's courtyard gate, Zhao Chunxiu had already run a few steps ahead of the village chief, and then her loud voice began to shout:

"Xiao Xiao! My poor child! Why are you so unlucky... How can you bear to send your white-haired parents off..."

Suddenly, Zhao Chunxiu stopped howling, like an old hen whose neck had been suddenly grabbed.

The group of people in the courtyard looked calmly at the person crying without any emotion at the gate, then turned their attention back to what they were doing.

"Who is this madman?" Lu Shi'an's voice wasn't loud, but it was loud enough for everyone to hear.

He Wuyou didn't even look up, continuing to practice his calligraphy: "She's the village chief's wife, and I guess she's getting old and has some problems here."

He wrote words methodically with his right hand, while pointing to his head with his left.

Zhao Chunxiu was a little embarrassed. Who said Ye Xiaoxiao was about to die? Who was that person who looked so energetic and was smiling sarcastically at her?

She immediately pulled Li Shanhai close and asked in a low voice:

"Didn't you say Ye Xiaoxiao was dying?"

"Who said that? I only said she was bitten by a snake! You crazy woman, what she said is right, you've got a problem with your head."

Li Shanhai stood at the gate of the courtyard, facing a dog and a goose that looked at him menacingly. He was caught between a rock and a hard place.

His face was tense, his body stiffened, and he dared not move. He gave an awkward smile and looked at the people in the courtyard.

"Xiao Xiao, won't you invite us in for a seat?"

"I'm so sorry, village chief, we have guests who have come from afar, so we won't invite you in for tea."

Seeing a distinguished-looking young man sitting in the courtyard, Li Shanhai coughed a few times to cover his embarrassment and forced a smile as he waved his hand.

"I heard you were bitten by a snake, so I came to check on you. I'm glad you're alright, so I won't bother you any longer."

The village chief turned and walked back. Upon seeing this, Xiao Hei immediately lay down on the spot.

However, geese are different; they don't move when the enemy doesn't move, but they also move when the enemy moves.

It flapped its wings, its large feet making a "plop" sound as it stomped on the ground, and stretched its neck as it chased after the village chief.

As soon as the village chief heard the commotion, he saw a fat goose rushing toward him menacingly.

Holy crap! Has this goose become a spirit?

Without a second thought, the village chief slipped on his shoes and ran.

But he was too slow; he felt a sharp peck on his butt.

What's even more infuriating is that the goose held on tightly and wouldn't let go, its two large paws firmly planted on his legs, giving him a barrage of pecking.

Seeing this, Zhao Chunxiu ran even faster. The goose released Li Shanhai and followed closely behind Zhao Chunxiu.

People in the courtyard could hear Zhao Chunxiu's screams and curses from a great distance.

Li Shanhai rubbed his backside and took another route home first.

Only Zhao Chunxiu and her goose were left fighting in the field.

Zhao Chunxiu kept backing away, but the big white goose pressed closer, making a constant hissing sound, acting arrogantly.

"You damned beast! Shh—get away from me!" Zhao Chunxiu picked up a bamboo stick from the ground and waved it around, trying to scare the goose away.

"Shh! Shh! Just like any other person raises a beast! Not a single one of them is any good!"

"what--"

With a flap of the white goose, Zhao Chunxiu tried to back away, but her foot slipped and she landed hard on her bottom in the paddy field, splashing mud everywhere. Her face and hair were covered in gray mud and water, and she looked utterly disheveled.

The big white goose turned around and swaggered home.

Ye Xiaoxiao and the others exchanged a smile after hearing Zhao Chunxiu's screams.

"Worry-free, your Big White is really good! It can even guard our house!" Ye Xiaoxiao joked.

He Wuyou raised an eyebrow and smiled: "Sister-in-law, I never expected Da Bai to be so protective of his own."

Upon hearing the group's discussion, Xiao Hei, who was lying on the ground, quickly sat up, making whimpering sounds and wagging its tail.

It's as if it's saying: Praise me! Praise me! I'm great too!

Upon seeing this, He Wuyou quickly said, "Our little black dog is quite capable too!"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei wagged its tail contentedly and lay down by the door, continuing to pretend to be asleep.

At this moment, the goose that everyone had been praising strode back with great pride, just like a victorious general returning home.