Fuck a cat and become a wife [Interstellar]

Chapter 44

Gu Qiu was made furious by this ion anti-aircraft gun, but she still reminded herself in her heart:

That's my own cat, I can't beat it to death!Can't be killed!

But even so, the cup Gu Qiu was holding was obviously made of special interstellar material, but at this moment there was an extra handprint, which is enough to imagine how angry Gu Qiu is at the moment.

"Xiaoye, try to establish communication with the spaceship pilot!"

As the voice of the past fell, a period of unconscious current flashed in the black screen of Xiaoye's eyes, and then the mechanical voice sounded again not long after:

"Master, the other party rejects our communication!"

After Gu Qiu heard this, he was so angry that his eyes fixed on the silver-white private spaceship outside the planet, as if an invisible flame was burning in his eyes.

Well, you Qin Shuyao, you dare to hang up on my newsletter this time, just wait for me!

Gu Qiu is very angry here, and the elite men in the spaceship are even more anxious. He wants to break his head. Considering the weapons and equipment on the private spaceship he piloted this time, there is no way to break this millennium turtle. Shell!

At the same time, the assistant next to the elite man looked at a countdown timer on the spaceship, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and tremblingly urged:

"Sir, please make a decision quickly. If it is really impossible to conquer this planet, let's withdraw first!"

"Before we invaded the system at the space management station, the time left by the shielding program is running out! If we continue to delay here, if the space management station finds that we harass the private planet, we will be punished. Put it on the garbage star to mine for 50 years!"

"Mining is mining, if only mining, I'd rather go to that garbage star!" The elite man said angrily, don't think he doesn't know the crime of harassing a private planet, as long as he can get the understanding of the planet's owner, and After paying a certain amount of damages, he can be released without charge. Although this low-level planet that grows natural food has some reputation in the interstellar world, in his opinion, how much star coins can he pay? !

Penalty coins are no longer important to him, what is important is that if he does not complete the task this time and returns to the doctor, then he will shed a layer of skin if he does not die!

And here, not only the assistants around the elite man thought of this question, Gu Qiu also thought of it.

"Xiaoye, I remember that the interstellar law clearly stipulates that if someone owns a private planet, they will be sent to the garbage star to mine, right?! Call me the communication of the space management station now, and I want to complain about someone harassing the private planet. !"

But this time Gu Qiu unexpectedly discovered that the communication of the space management station could not be dialed. Now Gu Qiu was even angrier in his heart, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his lips. I know I am afraid to find the space management station by myself!

Gu Qiu looked at himself, since he was able to dial the communication to the space management station, he knew that the other party had unilaterally cut off the communication on his side facing the space management station. Send a text message and ask Job to file a complaint for him.

In the private spaceship, the elite man thought and thought, finally gritted his teeth, and said to his assistant:

"Go and take out the No. 2 weapon left on the spaceship! Shoot the owner of that planet and show our strength!"

The elite man originally wanted to use the laser cannon to sweep the planet Shideli indiscriminately, first to shock him, but he didn't expect that this one after another would make him lose face.

What's more, the defense layer outside the planet Shideli is really difficult to break through. If you don't frighten the people inside, how can you get in? !

As for the No. 2 weapon mentioned by the elite men, this is quite unusual. Even the current research institute has not released this new weapon to the public!

The No. 2 weapon is shaped like a cannon barrel. The weapon is not very large. After all, this small private spaceship can’t carry large weapons. Then, under the operation of the assistant, a missile covered in pitch black directly smashed through space. Towards the white energy layer, but this time finally made some progress, leaving a hole visible to the naked eye on the energy layer.

At this time, the elite man saw this scene, and then he was a little happy and said to the assistant next to him:

"Go get through the communication with the planet owner over there and tell them that if they don't hand over Qin Shuyao, their planet will be bombarded!"

"Sir, the news of Qin Shuyao's disappearance has spread throughout the entire interstellar, but you forgot that Qin Shuyao has already inhaled the demon powder prepared by the doctor. At this moment, there are probably many cat-shaped interstellars on her cat." No one has seen it before, if you raise it openly, with Qin Shuyao's reputation, maybe the owner of this planet will resist!"

After pondering for a second, the elite man finally approved of the assistant's proposal, and then told him:

"Then you contact the owner of the planet and tell them to hand over all the cats, or we will destroy this planet!"

"Yes!"

The elite man said something big, but the assistant beside him didn't think there was any problem with this sentence. Recently, in the interstellar cats now have the same legal rights as the interstellar people, and their current appearance is obviously Ignored the interstellar law!

Then the assistant quickly operated on the spaceship, and then connected to the only communication signal in the entire star field, sending out a request to invite communication.

Gu Qiu was originally waiting for Job's reply, but now he saw another communication request from the other party. Under the prompt of Xiaoye's mechanical voice, he looked at the communication request that kept flashing, and said through gritted teeth:

"Xiaoye, hang up the communication!"

In the end, Gu Qiu leaned against the sofa with his chest in his arms, looked at the communication request that was flickering persistently, and snorted coldly, letting it flicker non-stop, but remained indifferent.

But if Gu Qiu looks at himself from a third-party perspective, he will see himself, although he is very angry, but his eyes are unconsciously squinting there, and a smile appears on the corner of his lips, which seems to be angry but not angry, not angry but not angry. Angry, it looks like a girl Huaichun at a glance.

Finally, after the communication request flickered persistently for several minutes, Gu Qiu finally nodded and asked Xiaoye to connect to the communication:

"People on the planet, listen up! Just now you have seen the power of the weapons on my spaceship. I give you one hour to hand over all the cats on your planet, otherwise, I will destroy your planet!"

Before Gu Qiu could speak, he saw a man with pimples and greasy hair speaking arrogantly.

Gu Qiu glanced at this man, seeing that although his tone was arrogant, the emotion in his eyes was timid, and he knew at a glance that he was not in charge, and then he went through what he just said in his mind again, Almost laughed out of anger.

"Just now you said that you want me to hand over all the cats on this planet? Otherwise, you will destroy my planet? Then can you tell me, what are you looking for cats for?"

While talking, Gu Qiu looked at the man with probing eyes, trying to capture useful information for himself from his expression and what he said next.

Then, I saw the man's eyes dodge for a while, and finally drifted to the side, as if he was asking another person.

Gu Qiu was not made to wait long, and not long after, a well-dressed elite man walked by, slapped the man on the back of the head, and cursed viciously:

"You have to watch me and what I do, you are really going to tell her everything, idiot, get out of here!"

"We want a cat that has nothing to do with you! You just need to tell me whether you want to hand it in or not. If you don't hand it in...you just saw the power of our weapons!"

"I think, lady, you don't want your planet to become a ruin. By the way, I heard that your planet is still somewhat famous in the interstellar world. It is not easy to accumulate this reputation. I think you are reluctant to bear it." Yes, just a few cats, this is a good deal!"

buy or sell? !What did she buy and sell? !

After staring at the elite man for a while, Gu Qiu suddenly laughed. Since she has nothing to do with Qin Shuyao and is not one of her own, then you don't have to be polite:

"Xiaoye is ready, the highest fighting state!"

After the elite man heard Gu Qiu's words, he thought that Gu Qiuyao was going to die with him, and his face changed drastically, but he didn't see it after waiting for a long time, but there was some change in the white planet, and he stood there and laughed at Gu Qiu:

"Ma'am, I advise you not to struggle to the death. I have heard a little bit about your planet, but it's just low-level natural food!"

"I think you can have such a high-level defensive cover, you are already stingy because you are afraid that others will steal your things, what kind of combat form, are you kidding me?! I remember that there was a famous person on the ancient earth who used As soon as you come up with an empty city plan, why, you want to try it too? It’s a pity that I’m not that stupid, so I don’t want to do this!”

Gu Qiu looked at him with a smile: "I hope you can still laugh after a while."

Afterwards, seeing that Gu Qiu was not ready to hand over the cat, the elite man ordered his assistants to continue attacking the planet Shideli with the No. 2 weapon.

It's just that this time the elite man unexpectedly discovered that this No. 2 weapon can't work in front of such a powerful protective cover, as if the dent just made is fake!No, now that depression is gone!The elite man looked at Gu Qiu in shock:

"This, this defensive cover, is it a double-s defensive cover that is one level higher than Capital Star?!"

Gu Qiu smiled without saying a word. It’s not that there is no defensive cover for the double s+, but the energy consumed each time is too huge, so ordinary planets can’t afford it, and the planet Shideli is a planet with a small sphere in the interstellar world, and Gu Qiu has always been an insecure person. Ever since her vegetables and fruits became famous during her prison sentence, she has monopolized them, and Jobs is also in the black market, so she has already made a lot of money. But the reason why she didn't leave much savings is that apart from the intelligent robots on the planet, it is this dual s+ planetary system, which includes defense, attack, monitoring, temperature control and other functions in one.

This fake is enough to buy 10 Stri planets!At the beginning, Gu Qiu bought the system without saying hello to Job, but it made Job talk about her for nearly half a year!

But what shocked the elite man was still behind. He stared helplessly at the white sphere, and suddenly there seemed to be something black and misty in the middle. Finally, the black object gradually approached his spaceship before he could see it clearly. After discovering the true colors of the black things, they turned out to be miniature spaceships.

Microspaceships are never driven by humans, but are controlled by intelligent robots, because microspaceships cannot hold the weight of a person at all, but the weapons carried by microspaceships are all super powerful!

Afterwards, the elite man watched a large group of miniature spaceships, directly surrounding his private spaceship in a complete circle, and then turned the cannon barrels in a uniform manner, aiming at his private spaceship.

Elite man: shivering

The elite man looked at the screen projected back from the display screen of the spaceship, and he could see the metallic luster on the gun barrel mouth of the miniature spaceship clearly. His legs were a little weak, but the assistant beside him was already so frightened that he sat down on the ground, and then crawled to his side with both hands and feet, hugged his legs, and asked, crying and shouting:

"Sir, sir, think of a way! You have to think of a way! They have surrounded us, and those weapons look terrible!! And now the time for the masking procedure left by the Space-Time Administration is coming soon, If you are really caught, you will go to Junk Star, I don’t want to go to Junk Star, I still have a child and wife to raise! I’m still young, I don’t want to go to Junk Star!”

The elite man was already a little weak in his legs and feet, but he happened to be hugged by his assistant, and the two fell into a ball. Gu Qiu dragged his chin and watched this scene without any disturbance in his heart.

"Xiaoye, I remember that according to the alliance law, if someone harasses a private planet, if the planet has the ability to fight back, there will be no death or injury, right?"

Not long after, Xiaoye's mechanical voice sounded:

"According to Article 376 of the Union Law, a private planet is private property. If it is intentionally violated by others, the owner of the private planet can make a series of counterattacks. If the person has any loss of life and property during the counterattack, (including and not limited to the death of this person), the owner of the private planet is not guilty."

And when the elite man started playing this legal article from Xiao Ye, he fell limply and sat on the ground with no anger on his face.

Forget it, it's fine to just die like this, lest I have to be tortured by the doctor when I go back!

But Gu Qiu didn't prepare, just let him go so easily, who made this person happen to be angry with him?

"Turn on the battle mode, destroy the power valve of the opponent's spaceship, and give him a time to float in space to the space management station!"

"By the way, Xiaoye, I remember that I put some interesting things in your program. Remember to let the artificial intelligence drive the spaceship out and give them an unforgettable memory! Just take a breath, so that no one in the future thinks I'm this The planet is just a planet that grows low-grade natural food, and you can dare to offend it casually!"

Xiaoye obediently obeyed Gu Qiu's instructions, and then the private spaceship not far away was controlled by artificial intelligence and gradually flew into space. At the same time, Xiaoye suddenly issued an alarm:

"Master, it has been detected that there is a monitoring system in space, and it seems to be monitoring our planet! Do you want to take measures?!"

Gu Qiu thought for a while, then shook his head and said:

"No, let him go."

She was still worrying that no one would know the combat power of her planet, so she just took advantage of them to publicize and see who would dare to harass her planet!

Just when the elite man and his assistant in space were in great pain, the people from the space management station arrived belatedly. After packing them up and controlling them, they stuffed them into a spaceship cabin similar to a prison on Earth, and then connected the Gu Qiu's communication to verify the loss situation:

"Dear owner of Planet Stri, I am sorry for the great inconvenience caused to you due to our negligence in our work! According to the Union Law, 80% of the losses caused by this harassment shall be compensated by the harasser, and the space management station shall be You bear 20%, I hope you will be satisfied with the result!"

Gu Qiu nodded dispensably. He didn't expect that after letting him breathe, there would be someone who could compensate him. Then Gu Qiu asked Xiaoye to calculate the energy needed for this self-defense and active attack. star coins.

"Master, the total is 75.3 billion star coins. According to the Union Law, the harasser needs to pay 60.24 billion star coins, and the space management station needs to bear 15.06 billion star coins."

Space management station personnel: the smile gradually becomes stiff

Elite man: I choose to go to the garbage star to mine until I die_(:з”∠)_

Seeing that Gu Qiu didn't signal it to stop, Xiaoye rebroadcasted the result of the calculation just now, and at this moment, the personnel of the space management station came to their senses and asked Gu Qiu again:

"Are you sure it's these losses?"

Gu Qiu slapped his head, pretending to be enlightened and said: "I forgot, I should also add the mental damage fee! And Xiaoye is an intelligent robot, it can't lie, if the double s+ defensive cover is opened, it is burning. Star coins! Besides, I was harassed by these people this time, and I was so scared that I couldn’t get through the communication with the space management station. I think the space management station should comfort my fear at that time!”

"This... your request will be reported to the superior when we go back, and we will communicate with you in time if there are any problems in the future!" The staff of the space management station who had heard the double s + defensive shield in front of them looked at the white planet with longing eyes. But as we went further, listening to Gu Qiu's request, and thinking about the compensation result calculated by Xiaoye just now, the people at the space management station were frightened and pushed the elite man and his assistant into the spaceship as if they were being chased by something. Afterwards, he closed the hatch and ran away in a flash.

Gu Qiu looked at a group of people fleeing in despair, and burst out laughing. After he came out, he realized that the anger that Qin Shuyao had smothered in his chest gradually eased.

On the other hand, because Walker was driving a military spaceship, the speed was much higher than that of ordinary civilian spaceships, so he had already reached Capital Star in the afternoon of the next day.

Qin Shuyao was wearing a neat military uniform and a cloak of the same color behind her. From the time she got off the spaceship, she was tall and vigorous, and she looked extraordinary and heroic, which attracted a super high rate of turning heads.

At the same time, the little girl who belonged to Qin Shuyao on the road, the little girl hadn't reacted at the moment when she saw Qin Shuyao's beautiful face, and after she realized it, she let out a groundhog scream, Then frantically took out the optical brain and took pictures.

Seeing this scene, Qin Shuyao was already used to it, and carelessly lifted the brim of her hat, her face still looked like an iceberg, but she was secretly thinking:

It seems that even though I have been fed by Qiuqiu humans for so long, I am still beautiful after gaining weight!Look at the crazy citizens of the capital planet, hey, too much charm is a sin!

Qin Shuyao walked and fantasized that when Gu Qiu saw her, she would definitely scream like the people on Capital Star, and then rush towards her, and then she would definitely face Qiu Qiu Qiu Ren opened his arms, pulled her into his arms, and gave her a kiss. She wanted to kiss Qiu Qiu Ren's small mouth for a long time!

Then, I propose to Qiuqiu human beings in front of the capital star citizens, then Qiuqiu human beings will definitely feel that their girlfriends are overwhelmed!Then he covered his mouth and promised himself in tears of joy!

"Hey, General, there are pillars ahead, please be careful!"

After Walker Gu sent a kind reminder from the side, he didn't even dare to look at Qin Shuyao's face, so he lowered his head and didn't dare to speak anymore.

The scene I saw just now must have been a fantasy, why did the general have such an idiot expression on his ice-cold face? !

Qin Shuyao: ...

Why did I feel that after I went to Planet Stri, I became my childhood self, and I started to feel that IQ was not enough? !

The general's image ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

Qin Shuyao felt ashamed of herself for a while, and then thought of Gu Qiu again, so she kept a happy mood and walked into the gate of the military headquarters.

From the moment she stepped into the military headquarters, she didn't dare to think about things anymore. She maintained her ice face, and her all-powerful appearance seemed to be measured by a ruler and outlined stroke by stroke. Without a bit of bending, it looks calm and majestic.

Then, in the military department.One after another, the voices of greetings and salutes sounded one after another, like a mountain tide, one after another.

And Qin Shuyao kept his face expressionless, walking slowly towards the Marshal's office under the implicitly excited and secretly worshiping eyes of everyone in the military department.

"Oh my god! Xiao Qin, you are back!"

The moment Marshal Luke saw Qin Shuyao, he quickly put down the work in his hand, stood up from the chair, walked up to Qin Shuyao in three steps at a time, and patted Qin Shuyao heavily with his generous palm. Qin Shuyao said cheerfully with her thin shoulders.

Although Qin Shuyao's shoulders looked thin, they were very stable. Even though he could hear Marshal Luke clapping loudly and the sound of his shoulders, he couldn't see a slight change in his expression, and his body was still standing straight. The ground didn't even shake:

"This task has not been fully completed! Please punish the Marshal!"

"What kind of punishment! Who made our military department so unbelievable now? It has been inserted into a sieve! You have already found so many people. It is not easy. Okay, let's not talk about this for now. , sit down!"

Qin Shuyao followed in the footsteps of Marshal Luke, walked towards the sofa where the guests were waiting, and then sat on the sofa with a straight waist and a straight chest. At this moment, Qin Shuyao was gone at all, the lazy look she had when she was in cat form .

"Haha, Xiao Qin, how do you feel on Planet Stri this time?"

Qin Shuyao originally didn't plan to think about Gu Qiu anymore after entering the military department. She was afraid that her image would collapse, but then she heard Marshal Luke mention it, and her thoughts drifted directly to Gu Qiu, recalling the beauty there. Memory, Qin Shuyao said shyly:

"not bad……"

After Marshal Luke heard this, he laughed loudly. After laughing until Qin Shuyao was a little puzzled, he winked at Qin Shuyao and asked pointedly:

"Is Planet Shideli good, or are the people on Planet Shideli good?"

Qin Shuyao blushed immediately, but she didn't have the nerve to lie, but said honestly:

"All, all good..."

Marshal Luke, who looked at this attitude, was both happy and sour in his heart. Xiao Qin had suffered in the military department all these years, and he saw it all. Even Xiao Qin was because of the royal family, to be precise, because of the king. , has never planned to get married, but practiced himself desperately. Obviously, his physical fitness level has been able to disdain everyone in the interstellar, but he has been persistently squeezing his physical fitness, desperately showing him All feel bad.

Now there is finally someone who can make her blush with embarrassment, and even Marshal Luke seems to be in love with Qin Shuyao now!

It's just that Marshal Luke suddenly remembered another question, and he asked:

"Xiao Qin, what do you think about the matter between you and the vegetable seller?!"

Qin Shuyao was a little puzzled: "Marshal, what do you mean by that?"

Marshal Lu Ke looked at Qin Shuyao's appearance and thought that he was determined to marry Gu Qiu, so he said angrily:

"You are too worthless, you just want to marry someone! Although that Gu Qiu is also an A, how can you not fight for it at all?! Be careful when you get married, people will bully you! Bai Blind you now have an iceberg face!"

Qin Shuyao: Confused

What the hell? !Who will marry whom? ! !