allonlinenovel Chapter 44 [2 more] Man, your name is Versailles
Chapter 44 [2 more] Man, your name is Versailles
Under the strong request of the audience, in the end, Su Nianbai still did not take them to see the black-tailed hammer snake.
[Woooo, you know that Baibai loves us the most!I love you (づ￣3￣)づ]
Before the bullet screen of the audience's confession was finished, they saw Su Nianbai walking towards the dark place in the woods happily with the camera on his face.
"Since you are all afraid of snakes, then I won't take you to see the little black snake, let's go to see the big mushroom!"
"Oversized, purple-fluorescent, soft-touch mushroom!"
Giving a thumbs up to the camera, Su Nianbai's delicate face was full of excitement.
"I just discovered it a few days ago, I'll take you to masturbate!"
"We have to act fast, the big mushrooms with long legs will run on their own, if we don't take advantage of them to move to rua a few times, when they move to the forest, it will be hard to find rua!"
...? ? ?
The mushrooms that were mentioned in vain... why does this description sound so wrong to them!
Fluorescent, purple, super huge... Is this mushroom poisonous? ? ?
[No, no, forget it for nothing, do you have something safer, the situation on your side will also affect us under the holographic live broadcast, in case the mushroom is poisonous...]
Before the audience could finish their words of persuasion, Su Nianbai took the camera and ran up and down all the way, quickly running to the side of a dark swamp.
In the endless swamp full of mud, clusters of large purple mushrooms that looked as soft as clouds and were as big as a table were scattered scattered in the black swamp.
Pulling the lens to focus precisely, Su Nianbai looked at the "soft" scattered in front of his eyes, and his watery peach eyes were full of excitement.
"Look! Big purple fluorescent mushroom!"
But different from Su Nianbai's happiness, the moment the big purple mushroom appeared on the screen, a barrage burst out.
[woc, ah, sisters, run!That mushroom tm is the legendary Soul Eater Mushroom! ! ! ]
[...Mistgrass! ! ? ]
Seeing this, the audience who had just been relieved suddenly panicked.
Woohoo, where is the button to exit the live broadcast room?
Help, get me out of the studio qaq!
However, their movements were still one step slower after all.
The moment Su Nianbai appeared, the big mushrooms that had been peacefully floating in the mud instantly stood up.
The two fat and fat legs were pounding fast, and the mushrooms ran for their lives while raising their heads collectively, and launched a mental attack in a collapse.
"babble!!!"
hum-
After a wave of indiscriminate mental aoe (range attack), the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly buzzed.
Although Su Nianbai's mental strength has not yet collapsed, and the holographic setting in the live broadcast room is still operating normally, the mental shock received by the audience has been weakened by the calculation of AI according to their physique.
but……
What the hell is a mental shock!
Whoever has nothing to do would want to watch the live broadcast for a few mental shocks! !
vomit--
Retching uncomfortably, the audience, whose brains were buzzing from the impact, opened the input box and howled wildly in the barrage.
[Mist grass, fog grass!In vain, quickly turn off the hologram! ! ! ]
"……Um?"
Seeing the barrage area full of crying and lying, Su Nianbai, who just fell over his shoulder and forcibly left the fattest mushroom in the mushroom group, frowned slightly and tilted his head in doubt.
"What's the matter, everyone, are you okay?"
Raising his hand to turn off the holographic mode in the live broadcast room, Su Nianbai carried the purple fat mushroom on his shoulders, pressed down on the mushroom's two chubby thick legs, and leaped back to the swamp bank lightly.
A hand knife knocked Fat Mushroom unconscious, Su Nianbai looked at the barrage of tears in the live broadcast room, his delicate face was full of helplessness.
"What's going on, why are you crying like this all of a sudden?"
[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! ]
Seeing Su Nianbai's innocent face, the audience, barely recovering from the mental shock, rolled up their sleeves and immediately began to cry and express their grievances.
[Not all of you!Brought us to rua big mushrooms, but I haven’t arrived at rua yet, so I got laid down by the mushrooms first. It’s so sad, I have to hug and coax them for nothing! ╥﹏╥]
[The brain is buzzing, the most irritating thing is that this kind of irritating and harmful energy, AI will not simulate and transmit it to the elderly, children and people with weak constitutions... My whole family is I got hit!Very angry! ! ]
[Help, I have A+ mental power, under the simulation of AI just now, that wave of mental shock has taken a grand slam... Good guy, Bai Bai, are you okay?That wave of shock on your side should be able to have an S rank]
"Hmm... mental shock?"
Rua on the big soft umbrella of the Soul-Eating Mushroom, Su Nianbai froze for a moment, his face was full of simple and unaffected doubts and bewilderment.
"Just now... have you had a mental shock?"
Netizens: "..."
Netizens: "...?????"
Oh my God, listen, listen, is this still something that a human being can say!
What is "Have you ever had a mental shock?" The co-author of the spiritual shock that just wiped out their AOE is an existence that is so weak that you can't even feel it in Bai Bai! !
Man, how can you be so Versailles! ! !
The stimulated audience gathered together, gritted their teeth and burst into tears in the barrage.
Seeing this, Su Nianbai, who was successfully frightened by them (the miserable appearance), was taken aback, and hurriedly comforted him repeatedly.
"Cough I just now...I lied to you just now, I felt the mental shock!"
"Don't cry, I'll touch the big mushroom for you guys! It's so soft and comfortable to touch!!"
[Wuwuwubai your acting skills are so fake, but thank you, your clumsy acting skills still managed to comfort me, sad.jpg]
[Silly Baibai, you just turned off the holographic mode... Hurry up and turn on the holographic mode!It was this mushroom that gave us a mental shock just now, right? I want to rua bald it! !ferocious.jpg]
Teased by the cute looks of the audience, Su Nianbai smiled for a while with his eyes bent, and turned on the holographic mode with a smile.
"Then get ready, everyone, I'm going to open the hologram..."
Before Su Nianbai finished speaking, he was suddenly awakened by the fat mushroom in his arms.
Looking at the source of all evil and the terrifying existence that trapped (hugged) it, Fat Mushroom's black peasy eyes shrank suddenly, and opened its mouth with another miserable sentence:
"babble!!!"
"Oh no, don't..."
Su Nianbai hurriedly knocked the fat mushroom unconscious again, and then turned off the holographic mode of the live broadcast room again with his backhand.
However, his action was still one step too late.
Faced with this close-range, unexpected mental shock, the audience who once again took all the (weakened) damage were crying and crawling all over the floor.
Clutching their dizzy heads, the audience in the live broadcast room were like children who lost a fight outside, and ran back crying to their parents to complain about their grievances.
[Bai Bai, that fat mushroom just attacked us again!Woooooo head dizzy, the child is so wronged!angry complaint.jpg]
[It bullies us in vain! !Woohoo, take care of it!It bullies us in your face! !Wronged into a ball.jpg]
"Don't cry, everyone, touch your head, the wave just now was purely an accident!"
Looking at the crying audience in the live broadcast room, Su Nianbai comforted them frantically, and at the same time made a promise.
"Everyone wait a moment, this time we will definitely let everyone touch the mushroom!"
A moment later, under the suppression of Su Nianbai's mental power, the big purple mushroom, which was suppressed in all directions, collapsed in Su Nianbai's arms, and the black and wet Doudou's eyes were full of grievances.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was refreshed and licked the mushrooms, their dizzy heads were full of embarrassment and pride when they were supported by others.
Hmph, let you bully us just now, rua bald you!
Of course, the mushrooms that the audience rua saw were just virtual mushrooms synthesized by AI through data in the live broadcast room, and they couldn't have any substantial impact on the fat mushrooms on the Death Star.
After the audience had had enough of rua, Su Nianbai let go of the Soul-Eating Mushroom, and by the way gave it a ball of pure and gentle abilities.
"It is estimated that when I come back next time, I will see a new group of fat mushrooms."
Su Nianbai smiled and explained to them during the questioning of the barrage.
"After all, mushrooms cannot be ruaed, so every time after ruaing, I will give the ruaed mushroom a bunch of abilities."
"And after the mushrooms absorb my abilities, they will become stronger. There are two groups of fat mushrooms in this forest, that is to say..."
Su Nianbai paused for a moment, and said with an indescribable expression.
"They are basically rua by me, become stronger after rua, and then drive out the mushrooms in the deep forest. The mushrooms that were driven out come here, get rua by me again, and then run back to 'revenge'."
Seeing the hahaha and ridicule instantly filling the barrage, Su Nianbai sighed and said in a very depressed manner.
"Really, is it that scary to be rua by me..."
"Wait, I almost forgot!"
Su Nianbai slapped his head, and caught the soul-eating mushroom that hadn't run far away again.
He took out a large glass bottle with his backhand, and knocked on the umbrella of the big mushroom expectantly during the barrage of "??, what are you doing?"
"This big mushroom can still spit out smoke, and that smoke is shining, so pretty!"
Just put it back for Zai Zai to play with, this handsome and cool purple mist is the favorite of the rebellious adolescents!
Under Su Nianbai's expectant gaze, Soul Eater Mushroom rolled his eyes at him, then rolled his eyes, and lay stiffly in his arms, pretending to be dead.
[Ha ha ha ha!The smoke was released when Soul Eater Mushroom met a strong enemy and covered itself to escape.How many times have you been rua in vain, they don't even want to put cigarettes on you!ridicule.jpg]
"Cough, hurry up."
Knocking on the fat canopy of the big mushroom, Su Nianbai frowned and said fiercely.
"You've already taken my energy, how can you not give me smoke!"
Being held down by Su Nianbai, Fat Mushroom opened his eyes angrily and perfunctorily sprayed a puff of purple smoke at him.
"Tsk, it's so perfunctory."
Putting the sparkling purple smoke into a glass bottle, Su Nianbai watched the back of Fat Mushroom kicking his legs crazily and running away quickly, his eyes and voice were faint.
"It wasn't like this before. It used to be very enthusiastic. Now it only smokes a little bit for me. It's too much..."
In this regard, there was only ruthless ridicule across the barrage.
[Hahaha deserve it, who made you always rape others! ]
Today is also a day when Hanhan anchor and the audience in the studio hurt each other!
Pulling up the barrage area angrily, Su Nianbai pursed his lips angrily, and then, while continuing to explore, maliciously led the audience past the territory of the black-tailed hammer snake.
Like the Fat Mushroom, this Hammer Snake has just been driven out from the depths of the forest.
After several months of cultivation, the shadow in the young Hammer Snake's heart has long since healed.
Facing this guy who invaded its territory again, Hammer Snake rushed out without hesitation, and then... was caught by Su Nianbai's ruthless iron hand.
Looking at the barrage area that was frightened again and crawled all over the floor, Su Nianbai smiled and bent his eyes, letting go of the hammer snake that recalled the fear of being dominated by that man again.
"Okay, I won't scare you anymore."
Walking towards the sunny place, Su Nianbai comforted the shocked audience in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile.
"Go, I'll take you to see other cuties."
Other... cutie? ?
[Baibai, those cuties you mentioned, their strength...are they all above S rank QAQ]
"Yes."
Looking at the bullet screen that flashed in front of him, Su Nianbai tilted his head and said with some doubts.
"Aren't the species on the Death Star basically all S-rank and above?"
If he remembers correctly, this should be common sense in Interstellar?
Bathed in Su Nianbai's puzzled and incomprehensible eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into tears.
It's common sense, but the way you crush is too natural, we really, it's hard to have the concept that this group of guys are all S-level!
In the following time, Su Nianbai led the audience in the live broadcast room to visit the fierce chestnut that can pierce through the S-level durable boulder, the cute rabbit that can kick a hole in the shell of a starship, and the swimming speed that is comparable to laser light. □□, but it was still a giant prawn captured mercilessly by Su Nianbai...
Along with Su Nianbai's presentation and the science popularization of the barrage in the live broadcast room, the expressions on the faces of the audience gradually became numb.Is this really the Death Star?
Is this really the Death Star they knew? ?
Help, Bai Bai, who has thin arms and thin legs, how did he smash the SS-rank wild boar that was charging with his punch!
Just when the audience's cognition gradually became confused, and even once thought "Oh, that's it? I can do it myself", Su Nianbai, who received a private message from the backstage, paused and stopped to find the next "little girl" cute" footsteps.
"The environment of the Death Star is almost shown. It should prove that I am indeed on the Death Star, so I don't have a household registration?"
Seeing the "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes" across the barrage, Su Nianbai rolled his eyes and dropped a bomb with a smile.
"Then, let's try the live physical examination for everyone!"
"The official spacecraft carrying the Zerg detector is now parked outside the Death Star."
"Next, half of the screen in the live broadcast room will be divided into the official side, and both sides will broadcast live at the same time, and the test results of my mental strength will be announced on the spot."
"Don't worry, I'm not a Zerg!"
...? ? ? ?
As soon as Su Nianbai finished speaking, there was another question mark in the barrage area.
It seems that today's netizens who have put a lifetime of question marks on them have their eyes wide open, and the expressions on their faces are very confused.
[Wait in vain, the official spaceship is outside the death star, and you are on the death star, the test is to get in touch with spiritual power, right?Are you going to airdrop a spaceship? ]
[Yeah, the meteorite belt outside the Death Star is so dangerous, even if the spaceship descends, it may not be able to reach you intact, it’s not worth it, it feels too wasteful tvt]
"...Huh? It's not an airborne spaceship. What are you thinking about?"
Bending his eyes helplessly, Su Nianbai spoke calmly, with a natural expression on his face, he said a sentence that blew up the minds of the audience.
"Of course it's my mental strength that went out to test. A starship costs a lot. If it's destroyed just because of one test, thanks!"
...? ? ? ? ?
No, wait, what are you talking about? ?
Staring blankly at the screen in the live broadcast room, seeing Su Nianbai's mental power materialized enough to be observed, flying straight into the sky and stopping outside the official spacecraft, at this moment, all the netizens watching Su Nianbai's live broadcast were collectively lost .
old swan...
Is this still something humans can do?
This is too strong! ! !
The author has something to say: Versailles literature (extracted from Baidu Encyclopedia): a discourse mode of "showing off in a low-key way", also known as Fanxue.This mode of discourse first suppresses and then exalts, criticizes and praises secretly, talks to himself, and pretends to show off in a distressed and unhappy tone.
In vain, this kind is unconsciously ordinary, the kind that makes people like lemons the most 233
Ahhh, I accidentally exploded the number of words, so I was a little bit late. Today is the eighth day, am I awesome!Be proud and stand tall!
感谢在2021-05-2412:16:09~2021-05-2422:16:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 Ayu;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Mo ° 3 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!