【Quick Wear】My Years as a Mother-in-law

Chapter 116 The Love-minded Grandma in the Weird Neighborhood 32

When she arrived at the backyard, Yun Xi realized who lived there. They were all old and ugly women, and some of them were even sick. Alas!

Yun Xi sighed again.

The system comforted: "It's better here than exile."

"Maybe."

"If you can't stand it, you can buy it back and use it to treat other people's illnesses. Syphilis, gonorrhea and genital warts are not incurable diseases. I have specific medicines for them." The system started to sell.

"Let's see. I can only buy two." Yun Xi paused. "No, that's not right. It's too much effort for me to draw comics like this. It's better to sell medicine. It's okay for me to sell medicine for treating STDs at a higher price."

"Of course, reselling supplies is the fastest way to make money."

"Go back and try again."

"Hey~, there are fifty people in these rooms. Take your pick and come find me when you're done."

After saying that, the nanny covered her nose and left quickly.

Yun Xi: Damn, this guy runs so fast.

Helplessly, she bought the highest-grade mask from the system, put it on, and called everyone out.

"I came here today to find two people to help me sell medicine. The medicine is for the shameful diseases that some people here have. If you have the courage and want to live, come out and let me see." Yun Xi thought, those who are still struggling to survive must want to live. After all, if they don't want to live, it's just a matter of a white silk thread.

"Can your medicine really cure our illness?"

"Of course, I've been researching this for a long time. I even suggested blood research to Your Majesty before, and now I've achieved some results." Yun Xi said arrogantly, "It's not difficult to cure your illnesses. It all depends on whether you can afford it."

"I'll do it! I'm willing! I'm brave. I'll do whatever you ask me to do. I don't want any wages. As long as you can cure my illness, I don't want to suffer anymore. Please, as long as you can cure me, I'm willing to do anything!"

While many people were hesitating and questioning, a haggard middle-aged woman walked out. She had a nice waist, a nice butt, and well-developed breasts. Her face was bright and beautiful. Although she looked haggard, she had a stubborn beauty.

"Okay, that's not a big deal. As long as you do the things I ask you to do, I'll give you a monthly allowance so you can live in my house during your retirement." Yun Xi admired her and said, "Look at the others. Is there anyone else?"

After waiting for a long time, a bean sprout came out. He was so tall that I didn't know if he was twelve years old. Yun Xi frowned and said, "You are still a child, right?" Such a young child is already serving customers? I'm afraid he must be a beast!

"No, I was born here. I'm not old enough to receive customers yet. I want to go out and see the world."

The little girl quickly explained that her mother had insisted she leave before she died of illness. This place was a den of wolves and dragons, and there was no way she could survive here. But who would buy a bean sprout from her? She had to stay with these sick women every day. If no one bought it, she would be pushed out by the maids to serve customers when she got old enough...

Born here, alright.

"Then let's go get the indenture and exchange it for a new one at the government office."

Others are ultimately timid and cowardly, and don't know what they have missed.

Yun Xi spent sixty taels to buy two official slaves, rented a small courtyard to house them, and pretended to check their pulses. The plump beauty Shu Niang had syphilis, but the skinny bean sprout Xiaodouzi was very healthy.

"I've left you some medicine for the first stage. This one is for oral administration, three times a day, and this one is for washing private parts, once a day. I'll come back to see you in three days." Yun Xi bought them some daily necessities, food, firewood, etc., and left them there to receive treatment first.

"System, how do you tell me to find the emperor? Can I just go to the palace gate and ask for an audience?"

Yun Xi wanted to do business. She could sell a bottle of venereal disease cure medicine for two hundred taels to the wealthy. Wouldn't those wealthy people, even those who didn't have the disease, buy a bottle to keep as a backup? This was a big business, and she, a commoner, couldn't afford it. So after much deliberation, she decided that cooperating with the emperor was simpler and more direct. The most important thing was that her thigh was thick enough.

"You might be shot to death by arrows."

"Well, let's go find Wei Dongli. He's easy to talk to."

She could just teleport to the palace, but she doesn't have any martial arts skills, otherwise she could do whatever she wants in the world.

As for why they went to the emperor, it was because the emperor was short of money and had power.

After arrangements made by Wei Dongli and others, Yun Xi met the emperor the next afternoon.

"You said you have medicine for STDs?"

After not seeing him for a few years, the emperor seemed a little older, but still as majestic as ever.

"Yes, I discovered the formula by accident and have asked someone to try it out. It should be effective soon." Yun Xi sat precariously on the soft stool, nodded slightly, and did not look up at the emperor.

The emperor reviewed the memorials without even looking up. "I remember you were writing horror stories. I've read those stories. They were well written and realistically illustrated. I was terrified. How did you find time to research medical prescriptions?"

"Haha, I'm glad I didn't scare Your Majesty. This prescription was a complete accident." Yun Xi paused, "I heard that Your Majesty allocated a lot of supplies to help with the snow disaster. I can't contribute much, so I can only offer some gold and silver items as a filial gift. I hope Your Majesty won't despise it."

This was what the system told her. The emperor had spent a lot of money from the treasury to deal with the snow disaster, and coupled with the instability on the border, a lot of soldiers had been recruited and trained. All of this was burning money, and the emperor was most in need of money at this time.

"If these drugs are effective and profitable, how do you plan to sell them?"

Only then did the emperor stop writing, pick up the tea and take a sip.

Yun Xi said carefully, "I thought that ordinary people would not have the chance to get this disease, so I set the price a little higher. A set of medicine that can cure it completely costs two hundred taels."

Shen Heng was speechless. "Stop. Venereal diseases are incurable. Sell them for 200 taels. You're doing charity. I'll give you 1,000 taels to cure each person. You take 200 taels and give the rest to me."

Yun Xi:......

Oh my, he is even more cruel than her.

"Yes, yes, your Majesty, your suggestion is correct."

"Zhang Deshun, get Madam Yun a token. Next time you enter the palace, just give it to the Queen."

"Yes!"

After Yun Xi came out of the palace, she scratched her head and said, "System, the emperor has expanded his business so much. Do you think I should hire some guards? What if someone kidnaps me and forces me to reveal the secret recipe?"

The system servilely pulled up the robot information and said, "Why buy a guardhouse? Here are lifelike robots. They're high-tech products. They're solar-powered and last two months on a single charge. They're also very powerful. Buy a few to guard your home, and no one can kidnap you."

"Okay, give me six first."

Leaving four robots guarding the house and two to protect her closely, Yun Xi started to get busy. She first found beggars on the street to spread the word that she had medicine to treat those diseases. Those who didn't believe it could come back in a month to verify it. In short, if the disease couldn't be cured, she wouldn't charge any money.

Each beggar asked for a hundred coins, and hired twenty people to do the work to liven up the atmosphere.

I expect it to sell for a lot of money, definitely not a small amount.