The famine-escape cub vs. the fake daughter cub

Chapter 109 Caution

Yunli walked over first, put the two handkerchiefs on the ground over their philtrum, then walked away and took a deep breath. He took off his gloves and threw them in the corner of the room, then washed his hands several times, and finally rubbed his hands carefully with alcohol, washed his hands again, and that was it.

After doing something bad today, I cleaned myself up very seriously!

Yunli looked at the two beauties on the ground with enjoyment, praising them from the bottom of his heart, "They are so beautiful!"

After praising them, they would start to give them a full body massage without mercy, which is generally referred to as taking off clothes.

Yunli learned the lesson from Lou Hanyu. In order to prevent the two from killing her, she didn't leave a single hair behind for the mother and daughter.

However, being naked is not a good thing, so Yunli changed them into two sets of Hanfu that she bought in modern times. Needless to say, it made them look even more beautiful.

Hey, such a beautiful girl, why not be a killer?

Two climbing ropes appeared from the clouds, tied the two of them up like dumplings, and finally tied a special knot behind their necks. It was guaranteed that even if the gods possessed them, they couldn't break free, so they used chopsticks to pick up the handkerchiefs on their waists.

Ether version of handkerchief, this is the first time that someone actively asks to smell it himself, and Yunli is really eye-opening.

It’s really a waste of her subsequent arrangements!

Yunli couldn't help but laugh out loud. While singing, he conjured a tent from space and set it up at the edge of the woods. Then he threw the two beauties in there without any mercy.

Then she trotted back to where she had pitched the tent, first folding up a layer of black disposable plastic sheet on the ground, and then collecting a dozen hunting traps on the ground. She put both of their luggage and saddles into the space, leaving only an empty horse.

While Yunli and Lou Hanyu were treating everyone's injuries, the village chief asked everyone to help bury her poisoned cow. Yunli checked the little white horse and directly let it replace her own yellow cow.

While he was busy, Lou Hanyu came over pushing a small wheelchair, "Where are the two of them? Why did you hitch the horses without asking them first?"

“Hehehehehe!” Yunli couldn’t help laughing obscenely for a long time when she heard her question, until the smile on Lou Hanyu’s face gradually disappeared. Then she whispered to Lou Hanyu slyly, “I caught you, hehehehehe.”

“Huh?!” Lou Hanyu was stunned. After a long while, he pulled Yunli to ask, “What the hell! How did you catch him?!”

After spending a long time with Yunli, she also learned the words that Yunli would occasionally use.

Yunli looked at the tent at the edge of the woods not far away and saw that no one was going there. Then she proudly reported her great achievements to Lou Hanyu.

"Isn't the roast chicken at noon delicious?"

"Of course." Lou Hanyu nodded, but then became a little confused. "What does delicious food have to do with this?"

Relationship? That’s a big deal!

That was officially certified by Mr. Hua himself. [For only a dozen yuan, you can buy the most powerful laxative on the market. ]

But awesome!

"Anyway, those roasted chickens contain a lot of ingredients that can cause diarrhea."

Yunli couldn't explain it clearly for the time being, so he could only say it vaguely like this.

The food that modern people eat is basically grown with drugs. Modern people who are used to eating gutter oil have strong resistance to toxicity, but even so, they can't resist Hua's trick, let alone the ancient people who grew up eating harmless food?

She said that she had never seen anyone who had vomiting and diarrhea after eating Hua Mou Shi's medicine.

So powerful!

Most people only have the word "diarrhea" in their names.

"But we all ate it? How come we are fine?" When Lou Hanyu heard that the roast chicken was so poisonous, he suddenly felt uncomfortable all over.

"Do you remember the dishwater?" Yunli laughed non-stop, "The color of that dishwater, doesn't it look familiar to you, sister?"

Lou Hanyu thought about it and suddenly realized, "It's the anti-diarrhea medicine that Shanzhang had taken!"

"Yes! The water has a weird color because I added a lot of antidiarrhea medicine in it. Hehehe. We all drank the tea made with the antidiarrhea medicine, but Qin Ji and her daughter thought it was dirty and refused to drink it, hahahaha."

Lou Hanyu couldn't help but laugh along, "You mischievous devil, where do you get all these tricks from? Qin Ji and her daughter must hate you to death for being caught in such an undignified way!"

"If they are respectable, I will be in trouble." Yunli shook his head, his face full of gloating.

"I thought my pot of chrysanthemum tea would take effect so quickly." Lou Hanyu sighed.

Yunli was a little curious, "What chrysanthemum tea?"

"When I saw you roasting a chicken, I came up with an idea. Chicken and chrysanthemum are incompatible. Eating them together will cause vomiting and diarrhea." Lou Hanyu blinked at Yunli.

"Ah, Sister Yu, you've also become a bad person, hahaha!"

"The pears you took out at the end are also cold foods. I'm afraid they will increase the toxicity in their bodies."

If there were someone nearby listening to their wolfish talk, they would probably be frightened and tremble with fear.

"Sister Yu, do you know how I caught them? Haha! It made me laugh to death. They both vomited violently and asked me to wipe their mouths with handkerchiefs. I poured drugs that can make people unconscious on the handkerchiefs and sprinkled some spices on them to cover it up, haha!"

"Then Sister Qin thought the spice smelled good, so she put her nose close to it and smelled it. Hahaha! She even asked Aunt Qin to smell it with her!"

"I didn't do anything, but I captured two prisoners. Haha! I even set up a bunch of traps in the tent, but I didn't use any of them!"

As he spoke, Yunli waved the trap in his hand.

Lou Hanyu felt sore when she saw this, "I think they should be thankful that they were knocked unconscious by your drugs!"

Is this girl crazy? Such big traps are all over the floor!

If Qin Ji and her daughter were really unlucky enough to encounter these things, they would probably be either dead or injured!

I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of getting hurt on my face!

If these two beautiful women, who are as pretty as flowers, were to have their faces injured, their original value would be almost gone.

It’s not that their face is the only important thing for them as women.

If you are good-looking, you have a good way of living. If you are not good-looking, you need to work harder in other aspects.

For example, as assassins, Qin Ji and the other two could use their beauty to seduce their enemies, even to the same sex, with a gentle or cheerful image. But once they lose the value given by their beauty, they can only rely on their own force to kill people. If they fail, their ruined faces will become a symbol of humiliation for them.

What a completely different situation.

But they have already been caught in the clouds, so I guess there is nothing left for those two beauties.

"Xiao Li, what are you going to do? Are you going to just kill them?"