0713: You who shine in the parallel world

Chapter 314 Hao Haozi washes his underwear with a cold face

Zhao Hao looked at the empty road that had long disappeared, and an indescribable emotion surged in his heart.

Dalin, who was behind him and didn't react as quickly as him, looked at the group of program crew members who were abandoned on the roadside by the artists of their own program, and sighed several times, feeling like laughing and crying at the same time.

"They, um, how should I put it, hiss, if this happened to other artists and teachers, it might be a little outrageous, but for them... it's not surprising at all." Dalin hesitated for a long time before saying this.

Yes, if anyone else had played this trick on the variety show crew, they might have been angry, but when it was those seven old Beibeis who pulled this trick? Oh, it's quite normal, I can't even be angry with them.

The Daqian directors who had been scheming against each other with the old Beibeis were finally tamed by them into the way they liked...

But Zhao Hao didn't like this at all! Do you still take him, the director, seriously? They've even started discussing things behind their backs, covering the microphone. How can we still live like this?

You guys just lost such good material. If you want to rob a car, just say it directly. No one will deliberately stop you. How can you do this with the camera behind your back?

Although the program team prepared an empty car at the beginning, intending that they could leave directly by car if they couldn't hold on any longer, now they are grabbing the car themselves instead of the program team giving it to them, the nature of the matter is different.

Zhao Hao felt aggrieved and was about to speak out immediately.

He directly called the culprit of the carjacking case. The other party had no intention of avoiding him or not answering his call. After the phone rang three times, the call was connected. Before Zhao Hao could speak, a gentle voice with a smile came from the receiver -

"Hey, is that the director? What's going on? Oh, don't worry, we're all in the car. We've got our backpacks, trekking poles, and everything else. We didn't forget anything."

Zhao Hao was blocked in his breath. He originally wanted to show the authority of a director and say a few harsh words, but when he heard this voice which was obviously very magnetic but made people want to beat him up, he forgot all the questions and authority, and the rhythm was disrupted all at once.

"You said you didn't leave anything behind, but you clearly left the cameraman and the entire director team behind!"

There were a few obvious suppressed laughs and the sound of crickets from the other side, and then Yu Yu's calm and soothing voice came: "It's okay, Haohao, we didn't mean to leave you behind, it's just that this car can only seat seven people at most."

Speaking of cars, Zhao Hao finally remembered what he wanted to say: "How dare you talk about your car? You stole it, it's not your car. You also abandoned the people who were in the car on the side of the road. How do you expect them to get back?"

Unfortunately, Yu Yu would not believe his lie that the original passengers could not leave because the car was robbed: "I am really sorry, those teachers, we will go back home tonight and have a few cups of tea with them to apologize."

"But Haohao, you can't say that. Didn't you say it before? What do you mean by 'your car'? We don't have our own car. Those are all the production team's cars."

"We were just tired and couldn't walk anymore. You have to understand the physical strength of us, an average age of thirty-seven or thirty-eight. We just happened to walk to the side of the road and saw a car parked on the side of the road. It happened to be empty, and it happened to have room for seven people. It was a perfect match sent by heaven. We would be betraying fate if we didn't take it, so we got in."

"Look, how can this be called robbery? Meeting is fate, we just have a destiny. Who knew that the teachers standing next to us were from this car? We thought they were walking with us."

The people on the opposite side were trying so hard to hold back their laughter that it sounded tiring. Zhao Hao and Dalin were also stunned by Yu Yu's shameless and distorted words while listening to the loud speaker.

But on second thought, these words were said by Yu Yu, so... it's normal.

"Don't worry, we won't abandon you and drive straight to Sanya. Our destination tonight is Hongshui Village, right? We'll drive directly to the B&B and wait for you."

"Oh, and I accidentally left the cameraman and audio equipment behind. Don't worry too much, Haohao, I'm here. Even though I covered the audio before, the GoPro was still recording, and it's still recording now, so we have all the footage you want, including some picturesque empty shots. If you want, we can even sing you a song on the way back. See you then."

"We'll see you soon, don't miss us too much, Haohao." The others also greeted him in a hoarse voice on the other end of the phone.

...Humph, you guys still have a conscience.

He couldn't convince the director, but he couldn't bear to scold him either. Considering that the materials were still there, the sensible director comforted himself.

What else can I do? Just make do with what I have.

He could only put on a cold face and quickly ask someone to send a car over to pick them up.

The others who didn't hear the conversation between the director team and Lao Beibei saw Zhao Hao's cold face and thought he was in a bad mood. They didn't dare to make a sound and hurried to contact the vehicle, asking the people who were still waiting at the original destination to quickly set off for Hongshui Village.

Only Dalin knew that this guy's current state was no different from Leng Lian washing his underwear. He was just sulking with himself. He was obviously coaxed into submission by Yu Yu's strange voice with just a few words, but he didn't want to show it so obviously for fear of appearing to be a loser.

Dalin: music.jpg.

"Why didn't you talk to those people with me just now and tell them not to go too far?" Zhao Hao suddenly looked at Dalin when he remembered something.

Dalin hesitated, "Well, the director has the final say on the recording of the show on set."

"As a producer, how long do you plan to wait for this to happen if you still don't give orders?"

"I'm a very good and kind producer who never interferes during filming." Dalin said sincerely.

"I don't believe you." Zhao Hao rolled his eyes.

Dalin didn't mind being criticized by Zhao Hao at all. He thought of the great news he had just received and said, "But I got a reply to that previous matter. It's a little unbelievable, but it's actually true. Can you come with me to have a small gathering with them tonight?"

"I'm a very good and sensible director, and I never interfere with the establishment of program projects." Zhao Hao glanced sideways.

How could Dalin not hear his sarcastic tone? He coughed and said righteously, "I'll go back and tell them off with you later. How could an artist abandon the director, producer, and photographer and run away early? It's really outrageous."

On the other side, the old Beibeis, who had been holding back for a long time, could finally laugh without restraint after Yu Yu hung up the phone. As for whether the director would be furious again after seeing this scene from their GoPro, that was another topic, not something they should consider as they were only concerned about their own bad behavior.

Su Xing also said that he was the last one to get on the bus. Before getting on the bus, he had seen Zhao Hao running over. Seeing the complicated expression on his face, to be honest, he felt a little distressed and guilty, but more of it was funny.

Merit -1, you need to turn on the electronic wooden fish and knock it a few times to get it back.

After recovering from their shock, Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu quickly questioned the others, asking when they came up with the idea of ​​carjacking.

You old guys are quite old, but you are still quite agile. It's true that people don't feel tired until they are doing bad things. You are obviously exhausted after walking for two and a half hours, but you are robbing cars faster than each other.

Could it be that they were the only two people in this car who knew nothing?

"Strictly speaking, this plan was initiated by Yu Shao. Yue Xin and I only found out about it later. The specific implementation details are only known to the three of us. Finally, Fu Sheng and Liang Ge, you two guessed it yourselves, right?"

Su Xing, who was squeezed in the middle seat of the last row, looked at Chen Fusheng and Wang Zhengliang in front of him.

"The main thing is that you guys were whispering to each other in the back a few times. It was obvious that you were planning something bad and didn't want anyone to know." Wang Zhengliang said. He knew his brothers well, and he knew that when the three of Xingyu Hu got together, there would be no good things.

"At first I didn't know what you were doing in the back, but then I saw the car on the side of the road and saw Yu walking directly towards the side of the road, so I guessed it." Chen Fusheng also explained.

So in the end, the only ones who were kept in the dark were the two Jiang Zhi brothers.

"Yuanyuan, we are still too naive and simple." Lu Hu pulled Zhang Yuan's hand helplessly.

"I didn't even think about that. I thought we were going there to ask them for directions or to ask them for some supplies." Zhang Yuan was also amused by his own naiveté. "Who would have thought that Brother Liang would just push me into the car."

"If I hadn't pushed you, you would still be standing there, too embarrassed to come up," said Wang Zhengliang.

As the brothers were talking, they couldn't help but make up a little song to "arrange" the program crew that they had tricked. Just as Yu Yu had promised Zhao Hao on the phone just now, all the materials were available and they could even sing a little song for him.

Yu Yu, the initiator of this action, set the tone: "The stone cat statues in the cave hold up stone signs, and the soil in the rainforest calls out for you to come. The leeches can't climb out, and the gibbons never arrive. But it doesn't matter, because regrets make things beautiful."

"There will always be unknowns waiting for us to discover, there will always be scenery waiting for us to encounter. I don't care whether the road ahead is confusing or illusory. As long as I see Yu Shao smiling, I don't have to cry anymore." Su Xing continued singing.

"Oh oh oh, you are not crying, you are showing off~"

Wang Yuexin teased Su Xing with her singing. Su Xing spread his hands and rolled his eyes with an evil cat-like smile.

Wang Yuexin continued to sing: "Whether it's a tropical rainforest or a river valley or a mountain stream, only by following the little fish can you experience it——"

"The scenery remains, but the old friend has not come yet..." Chen Fusheng changed his tune after a few lines of chanting, which immediately made others scream and say that these lines were too smooth, just like eating Dove chocolate.

The implantation came so suddenly.

Chen Fusheng smiled and continued with a smooth change of tone: "And I'll wait for you to watch the river ebb and flow. It doesn't matter if it's not the same river."

"Don't worry, I'm behind you when you fall. Don't worry, there are more struggles above the waterfall." Wang Zhengliang sang and then changed the tune back, "As long as we are together, we are not afraid of separation."

Zhang Yuan, who had just thought of a line, immediately followed up: "Butterflies are dancing on the riverbed, and the butterfly chaser is still daydreaming. Empty your mind and slowly turn in circles. After the rain, the sky will always have its own brilliance."

"But I have no idea how you could be so hasty and so be shoved into this Dongfeng by Yue Xin? Oh, it turns out it's fate that gave us this car~"

As Lu Hu sang, he felt his hands itching to move. Unfortunately, he didn't have a guitar, so he could only beat the rhythm with his brothers. Seeing Yu Yu also patting the steering wheel, he quickly sang to persuade her: "Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, Yu Yu, don't let go. Hold on to fate and don't let go. Let's ride the east wind and go to the next village, oh oh ~"

"Ride the east wind and go to the next village—" The others laughed and sang along with him.

The laughter and singing brought them to their next village, Hongshui Village.