Chapter 304: Complaints are Magic (End)
Chapter 304: Complaints are Magic (End)
Dear Diary,
Today is the wedding of Princess Miamore Kadanza and Shining Armor. As a student of Princess Moon, I went to help Princess Miamore Kadanza as a bridesmaid.
As expected, an accident happened. The princess suddenly turned into a big black insect. She led her soldiers to capture Canterlot. Then she started singing inexplicably, and while singing she was choked by her own saliva.
Finally, the wedding went on as expected, and the real princess and Shining Armor got married. Congratulations. Princess Urson is so gentle, considerate, and kind. I now declare that she is my new idol.
I take back what I said before, she is a pervert, Shining Armor's body is getting worse day by day, and I have discovered her little secret, no wonder the group of changelings protested under the castle, she actually captured their queen, oh~ really. 】
In the end, Trixie got on the train and set off for Ponyville to find her righteous companions.
"Screw the righteous comrades! Can't we just call in the army?"
Trixie said, crossing her hooves, and Twilight Sparkle didn't know how to answer her, after all, what she said made sense. Suddenly the train stopped, and Starlight walked into the car and said.
"Here we are."
"What? Why so fast?"
"Because of love~"
Trixie looked old and frail, God forbid, that was the way the world was. So after they got off the train, Trixie took a deep breath and found herself in Ponyville again.
According to Princess Celestia's letter, Ponyville is in crisis. An evil villain who calls himself the Tooth Eater has taken over the place and is threatening to rule all of Equestria. Trixie's mission is to gather her friends to stop his evil plot.
"Ponyville is plagued by disasters. This is already the sixth disaster this year."
Trixie grumbled and walked over, followed by Glitters and Twilight Sparkle. As expected, the first pony they met was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie saw Trixie and said to her.
"Hey, isn't that Trumpet? How come you have time to come to Ponyville today?"
"Haha, you troublemaker, what did you do to make you look so miserable?"
"No, it's just..."
Before she could finish her words, another Pinkie Pie rushed out from the side. She held a folding stool in her hoof and knocked Pinkie Pie, who was talking to Trixie, away.
"The mirror image is really annoying, I am the real one!"
After raising her hoof and yelling at the sky for a while, Pinkie Pie turned around and said to Trixie.
"Hey, isn't that Trumpet? How come you have time to come to Ponyville today?"
Trixie just twitched her lips and then turned away. On the other side, Twilight Sparkle stared at Rarity and her sister who were sitting next to the trash can.
"Zhenqi, what's wrong with you?"
After hearing this, Rarity looked up at Twilight Sparkle, then said to her with a pout.
"Do not ask."
"Jane, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to blow up your store."
"You didn't mean to? I was only out for a short while and you made both of us homeless! You're such a little genius. What are you going to do now? Send me to jail?"
Just after Zhenqi finished complaining, two police ponies came towards them, picked up Zhenqi and said.
"How dare you mistreat a pony and make her live next to a garbage can! Now go to jail with us!"
As he spoke, Zhenqi was pulled over, and Sweetheart Baby pressed his head with his hoof in distress, then ran over closely following Zhenqi.
Twilight Sparkle didn't react at all. Before she could do anything, she heard banging sounds coming from the distance. She squinted and found that there seemed to be... shining stars over there?
At this time, Qunxing Huanghuang and Applejack were being chased by Rourou with a shotgun, and Qunxing Huanghuang couldn't help but complain.
"Why did you bring me with you, you shrew?"
"What? You bunch of uncivilized and wild ponies, I shouldn't have come back from Manehattan to visit my family, you have no manners at all."
After hearing this, Qunxing Huanghuang stretched out his hind hoof to trip Applejack, and Applejack fell out. When she sat up, she found that Rourou was in front of her, holding a shotgun.
"Calm down... I didn't mean to break your things, how about I pay for it..."
"You'll pay?"
After hearing this, Rourou licked her tongue and then dragged the struggling Applejack back in the direction they came from. At this time, Qunxing Huanghuang came out of the trash can and saw Rourou walking away, shaking off a cold sweat and saying.
"It really is true what they say, sooner or later you will pay for what you have done."
Twilight Sparkle looked at the stars, she had no idea how they got out from here? And the stars didn't care about how their behavior shocked Twilight Sparkle, and said to her.
"Okay, now that I'm full of fighting spirit, let's go help Trixie."
"..."
Watching the stars walking over with a swagger, Twilight Sparkle twitched her eyes.
Time loading...
Twilight Sparkle looked blankly at Rainbow Dash on the cloud, who was holding a sign that said "Time is loading," blocking them. Trixie said as if she was used to it.
"Okay, I hope you don't mind what's next."
"what?"
Before Twilight Sparkle could react, she saw a huge figure approaching from a distance. As she looked nervously, the chimera got closer and closer, then walked in front of them, looking at the ponies in front of them with a serious face, and then...
"We've arrived at the station. Cash or card?"
"Let's swipe the card. Is there a POS machine?"
"Have."
As soon as the Tooth Eater paid the bill, he turned around and saw a folding chair. Trixie slapped the Tooth Eater frantically. Whoever would wait until the opponent had finished talking before making a move would be the one who made the first move and the one who made the last move would suffer.
"Wait, I...don't hit me anymore...I..."
In the end, Tootheater pushed Trixie away with his brute force. Just as he was about to say his lines, he saw Trixie's group of pony friends approaching him, and then he said...
(PS: For details, please see the muscle version of the pony.)
After Stumbling Hoofs kills the villain, it's time to celebrate. First, Celestia and Luna come to Ponyville to celebrate Trixie's success, and then they sing and dance with the other ponies. Later, other creatures also come to Ponyville to join in the chorus.
Twilight Sparkle awkwardly poked the half-dead Tootheater with a branch, then looked at the stars and asked.
"I feel like something's not right here. When are we going back?"
"Go back now!"
As the vortex formed, Starlight and Twilight Sparkle finally returned to their own world.
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