What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 313 The chaotic wedding ends

"Oh my, this is really a grand drunken scene." Kong Kenan and Peng Dailan sat side by side on the beach chairs by the sea. "It's really worthy of being the American General Administration, always jumping back and forth between reliable and outrageous."

"To be honest, I don't think we have the right to criticize him." Peng Dailan pointed to a place not far away, "Didn't you notice that Boss Tao is also drunk?"

"…What the hell? I didn't keep an eye on Boss Tao for just a moment, and he started drinking!?" Kong Kenan's mouth twitched, and he instantly locked onto the Wanzhong Xia who had unlocked their abilities and transformed into five brothers again, "Oh no, we promised the aunts that we would never let Boss Tao drink!"

"At a time like this, don't even think about getting them to stop drinking. The right thing to do is to think about how to prevent this from spreading back to China."

"You're right!" Kong Kenan clapped his hands suddenly and looked at Peng Dailan with a smile, "You are really worthy of it!"

"What do you think? After all, I am a demon who has lived for thousands of years."

Peng Dailan smiled perfunctorily.

She would never tell that idiot Kong Kenan that she had sent the video of the five Tao brothers getting drunk to their wives.

Sometimes, we have to teach these stinky men a lesson.

"In that case, let Mr. Tao have a few drinks. He is the director of the General Administration of the Republic, but he is busy like a grandson every day."

As soon as he finished speaking, the five Dow brothers, who were already drunk, were heard singing with Nick Fury, who was also basically unconscious.

"Today is a good day! Everything you want will come true!"

Even after getting drunk, the quintet's perfectly coordinated singing continued to ring in Nick Fury's ears.

But Nick Fury can basically only respond with onomatopeia like "um, ah".

The alcohol had temporarily destroyed his language centers.

Even the two FBI directors were drunk. Without even looking, one could guess to what extent the underground gang had gone wild.

But fortunately, there are still people who are sober.

When Li Chengfeng saw this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Qiuya is getting married and you are here singing and dancing, dressed like a feather duster!

Especially Arthur Curry, a carefree guy, not only did he not feel dissatisfied when looking at this scene, he also enthusiastically took photos with these drunkards.

More or less a serious illness!

Shaking his head, Li Chengfeng turned on the communicator.

"Minors and those who are not drunk, assemble!"

"Send these drunks back in order!"

"No mistakes like sending them to the wrong room! If you trigger the romance boss plot, I'll have to solve it myself!"

Although Li Chengfeng is usually cheerful and unserious, his authority in the American General Administration is obviously greater than that of Black Braised Egg and White Duck Egg.

After all, he is the big boss of the America General Bureau, so the brothers have some idea of ​​what's going on.

So within three minutes, all the FBI agents who were able to maintain normal consciousness and walk in a straight line gathered in front of Li Chengfeng.

When looking at the first person in the lead, Li Chengfeng felt numb.

Although Black Widow's eyes were clear in the dress, her skin was already red.

"What the hell? Black Widow, are you still capable?"

"You are looking down on me. I am more or less a half-superhuman. I have been through the transformation of the Red Room and the KGB. Even if I drink more, I can only reach the level of being drunk physically but not mentally... Apart from being a little weak, I can move normally. If you don't believe me, I'll give you an S and then a B..."

"thump!"

Before he could finish his words, he fell headfirst.

"What... is going on? I can tell from her eyes that she is not drunk to the point of being unconscious." Li Chengfeng hurriedly asked the girl from the FBI Academy to help Black Widow up. "Who did she drink with?"

"It was Loki and Thor." Barry Allen poked his head out and said with a smile, "The wine Thor got was stored in Asgard for more than a thousand years. Even I was drunk for a few minutes after drinking it."

After Barry Allen awakened his speed force, his body was completely transformed. In addition to a huge increase in calorie intake, his metabolic rate also increased by who knows how many times.

This means that ordinary alcohol cannot make him feel drunk at all.

Even the drinkable rocket fuel that Cisco created could barely get him drunk for a few seconds...

So you can imagine how strong the alcohol Thor had to have been to make Barry drunk for a few minutes.

"…What about Thor and Loki?"

"After they got drunk, they said they wanted to fight one-on-one. Loki grabbed Thor and teleported out."

"Tell them when you come back that all their bonuses for this year will be deducted!"

Li Chengfeng snorted coldly, and then ordered:

"Let's get started!"

"Send these drunks back safely!"

"Yes!" Everyone nodded.

Then the action began.

They didn't need to worry about the people of Atlantis, Mera had already manipulated the sea water to sweep the drunkards back into the sea.

It is said that if you let them float in the sea for a few hours, they will naturally sober up.

Although this scene looks a bit creepy, the entire sea surface seems to be filled with floating fish.

The national leaders and elderly guests had already left, so Li Chengfeng didn't need to be polite to the remaining people, and he didn't even need to be cautious with them.

After all, even when drunk, they are still a group of excellent agents and superheroes.

It’s hard to say about other aspects of his body, but it’s definitely strong and resilient.

But there are some minor troubles in the process.

For example, after a fight, Doctor Doom and Mr. Fantastic held their heads and drank together, and finally both got drunk and wanted to fight again.

These two people are not someone that the kids from the FBI academy can handle.

After all, Doctor Doom even took out his Green Lantern Ring in order to beat Reed.

"Fuck! Doom! You're still the same as before, enjoying doing these evil things!"

"Evil ways? I call that different paths the same!" Doctor Doom was wearing a mask so his expression could not be seen at all, but his eyes were full of bloodshot. "On the contrary, you, with the latest technology, have also caused a lot of trouble, right? Do you want to count how many times the American government and the FBI have cleaned up your mess?"

As he spoke, a meteor shot from the earth fell and smashed Reed into the ground.

The Invisible Woman, who was standing by, just stood by and watched, except for using the invisible force field to protect Mr. Fantastic's waist.

And there was a hint of comfortable smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Let you, a dog man, go against me!"

Seeing this, Li Chengfeng shuddered subconsciously.

Women all have the ability to settle scores later!

Then he flashed and appeared behind Doctor Doom, giving him a baby-like sleep.

He looked at Mr. Fantastic on the ground, opened the communicator helplessly and said:

"Luffy... No, Mr. Fantastic Reed suffered some minor injuries."

"Send it directly to the medical department."

With the sound of sirens from an ambulance, this century wedding that was a mess from beginning to end came to an end.