What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 1171 Three evenly matched henpecked husbands and misers

In this remote corner of the coast, only the Tao brothers, Li Chengfeng, and Nick Fury remained.

Even after the Tao brothers' wives left them to attend the grand party, the Tao brothers simply reunited as Wan Zhongxia.

Anyway, the five of them are all in sync with each other in terms of thought and senses.

That would be more convenient.

A group of people sat on the beach, feeling the sea breeze on their faces, and a sense of melancholy washed over them.

"We used to be brothers working together on the front lines, so why don't they include me anymore?" Boss Tao looked a little lonely. "I thought it was because of some relationship problems, but it turns out that all leaders get rejected during team building activities."

"What do you think?" Nick Fury, having been in leadership for the longest time, was used to this. "Not to mention others, back when you weren't big leaders, didn't you always try to get rid of your superiors during these kinds of events? Even when Li Chengfeng had just arrived in America, I wanted to go on a mission with him for some reason, and he had to do everything he could to stop me. He only agreed when he couldn't stop me anymore."

"Are you going to keep bringing up this old story forever?" Li Chengfeng nudged Nick Fury. "Why are you still holding a grudge, you black egg? If it weren't for me, how would you have met such a good partner as White Duck Egg to manage America's headquarters with you? Boss Tao, you don't know, the first meeting between Black Egg and White Duck Egg was like a meeting of golden wind and jade dew, surpassing countless encounters in the mortal world!"

"...Don't do that." Boss Tao reached out and stopped Li Chengfeng with an indescribable expression. "If you do this, it will give me the stereotype that America's headquarters is full of gay people."

“Don’t worry, Tao.” Nick Fury gave a resigned smile. “There’s a reason why stereotypes are stereotypes… sometimes.”

"..."

Tao Laoda, after all, came from the People's Liberation Army, so he had relatively little knowledge in this area.

Don't know how to answer.

However, it quietly distanced itself from Li Chengfeng and Nick Fury.

He just wanted to take a vacation...

I don't want to be ruined by a male bronze statue.

"What are you hiding for?! I'm old enough to be a grandfather! He has four girlfriends! We're the least likely to be gay!"

"……I do not believe."

"You have to believe it even if you don't want to!"

Nick Fury has clearly let himself go completely.

But he was facing Wan Zhongxia, and Wan Zhongxia was in his prime.

They captured the former agent king with virtually no effort.

However, Tao was afraid of hurting the old man, so he let go after holding him for a few seconds.

Nick Fury wasn't embarrassed at all, and just brushed the sand off his clothes.

"Since our subordinates won't include us... how about we go have fun by ourselves?"

"Damn it, bad memories suddenly popped into my head!" Li Chengfeng shuddered. "I still remember the embarrassing things we did in Honolulu... What? You brought money this time?"

"Hmph, who's going to carry money?" Nick Fury sneered, then put his arm around Li Chengfeng's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "I know you probably didn't bring any money either, but this time it's different! We have a local sucker in here! We're going to rip him off!"

"...Holy crap, you, the director of the America General Bureau, would rip off the director of the Republic General Bureau over a drink? Have you lost your mind?"

"Then you'll pay?"

“I’m not stupid! Why should I pay?” Li Chengfeng gave Nick Fury the middle finger, then nodded. “...But let’s make it clear first, I didn’t even bring my personal terminal with me this time.”

After the two reached an agreement instantly, they immediately turned around and hugged Boss Tao, who hadn't even reacted yet.

"Come on, Fury's right, let's find a place to have a drink."

“Yeah, heavy drinking… preferably in a place with pretty girls.” Nick Fury rubbed his hands together with a grin.

"If you want to go to a bar, just say it. Why make it sound so lewd?" Even the big-eyed Tao Laoda looked at Nick Fury with a hint of disdain. "But Li Chengfeng... are you sure a six-dimensional being like you can drink with us?"

"Yeah, last time you only got slightly tipsy after drinking concentrated rocket fuel."

"Hmph, underestimating me, huh?" Li Chengfeng rubbed his nose. "Back then, I hadn't even become a six-dimensional being yet! I was still a nascent wind! Now I'm at my peak! I could easily revert my body to its initial state! But even so, drinking you to death would be easier than defecating anywhere!"

……

At night, the entire beach is bustling with activity.

The joint celebration between the Republic's General Bureau and America's General Bureau went exceptionally well because of the absence of the three main leaders.

No leaders gave speeches, and no leaders offered toasts!

Even the usually imposing Maria Hill and the stern Melinda May were caught up in the atmosphere.

And of course, the Stars team is also included.

After Hulk encountered a minor problem, the Starscream team was suddenly taken away by Hela, the Goddess of Death...

They didn't return with bruises and swelling until the party started... but no matter who asked, they said they were fine.

Accompanying them were Li Chengfeng and Bruce Wayne's entire family.

Fortunately, they were all acquaintances, and beings like the Goddess of Death and the Goddess of Creation were too lazy to put on airs of leadership, so it didn't have much of an impact.

As the party was drawing to a close, Bruce Wayne, holding a cup of coconut juice, suddenly said:

"While I know it's best if the leaders aren't around for these team-building activities... haven't you guys even considered where those three actually went?"

"How could someone this big get lost?" Gwen waved his hand dismissively. "What kind of trouble could the leaders of the three generations cause? They can't possibly do what happened last time, where they didn't have money to buy alcohol, so they robbed some thugs and sold their personal terminals on the side, can they? This is the Republic, there aren't that many thugs for them to rob... Besides, we still have Wan Zhongxia, a fellow countryman, right? Don't worry."

But then, Ada Wong, who had just finished talking with the wives of the five Tao brothers, came back with a dark expression on her face.

“Black hair, your expression isn’t very pleasant.” Harley Quinn tilted her head and snuggled up to Ada Wong.

“I was chatting with Wan Zhongxia’s wife just now and learned some… information.” Ada Wong subconsciously rubbed her temples and continued, “They said that Wan Zhongxia is basically an electronic device idiot, and to this day he only uses cash…”

"What's going on?"

“But the Wan Zhongxia family’s finances are all in the hands of their wives… We haven’t even had time to distribute the funds to them yet…” Ada Wong sighed. “And we all know that Nick Fury, that tightwad, will never carry any money… So, that leaves only Li Chengfeng.”

“Wow, that’s a real dead end.” Harley Quinn paused, then gave a thumbs up. “Three equally matched henpecked husbands and misers… I think Pudding’s in for a good laugh.”

"What I'm saying is, shouldn't we be focusing on finding people right now?"

The most rational Tim swallowed a piece of grilled pineapple and then complained:

"It wouldn't sound good for three internationally renowned leaders to dine and dash, skip out on their bill, or be forced to wash dishes in the kitchen to pay off their debts, would it?"