Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 266 We Are All At The Age Of Death



Chapter 266 We Are All At The Age Of Death

[Do you think I'm in the mood to eat melons now?] Jiang Yueyang's voice was filled with a hint of resentment.

"Since we're just waiting anyway, why not listen to me and eat some melons? This way, the host can also distract himself."

"Anyway, I'll know whether I can sit in court later, so why don't you just tell me the result?" Jiang Yueyang interrupted him with his words.

system:【……】

At this time, Bai Ze, who was supposed to be standing in line behind her, walked straight forward with a silly smile on his face.

"Master Bai." Jiang Yueyang subconsciously reached out and pulled him back.

Bai Ze was caught off guard and was suddenly pulled so hard that he almost fell down. Fortunately, the adult next to him came forward to support him in time.

Jiang Yueyang said embarrassedly: "Master Bai, I was so careless. I'm sorry. I just wanted to remind you to pass by."

Bai Ze came back to his senses, subconsciously glanced at his location, and waved his hand, saying, "It's okay, Master Xiao Jiang made an unintentional mistake, and thank you Master Li."

Lord Li nodded slightly, and then the two of them returned to their respective seats.

Thinking of Bai Ze's silly smile just now, Jiang Yueyang asked curiously: "Master Bai looks very happy today, is there any good news?"

"Yes, there is a happy event, but I can't tell Master Xiao Jiang yet."

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang became even more curious. What good news couldn't be told now?

The system seemed to see through her thoughts and said considerately: [Mrs. Bai is pregnant, and it's less than three months.]

「Oh~ That’s true, I can’t say that yet. 」

White Pond:"……"

Civil and Military Officials: What should we do? We all know.

Just when Bai Ze froze, the announcement was made to enter the hall.

Jiang Yueyang followed closely behind the adult in front, standing on tiptoe from time to time to look ahead, looking very impatient.

When she saw the tables set up in the hall, she couldn't help but shout with joy in her heart.

"Ahhh... Little one, I can sit down to attend court from now on! It's even more convenient to take a nap!"

"I see." The system replied perfunctorily.

The civil and military officials, who had been wondering why there were so many tables in the hall, understood instantly.

However, your plan to take a quiet nap is already known to everyone.

Before Emperor Yuan arrived, he heard Jiang Yueyang's scream, which scared him so much that he trembled all over.

As soon as he sat down, Li Fuquan explained, "Lord Xiao Jiang has been instrumental in saving the Empress, and has requested Your Majesty's grace to allow him to sit during the court session. My Lords, please take a seat."

Jiang Yueyang sat down immediately, but when she looked up, she found that no one else was sitting down.

She hesitated for a moment and then slowly stood up. [Little Melon, aren't they going to object?]

【possible. 】

"What's wrong with sitting down during court? Anyone who wants to object must be mentally ill!" Jiang Yueyang snorted coldly, "Let's see who wants to ruin my good thing!"

Upon hearing this, the always tactful Duke Su was the first to sit down, followed by the Duke of Ying, the third prince and others.

Seeing this, Jiang Yueyang sat down as well. "Duke Su and I are truly destined to be together. He always helps me just in the right way."

The system tutted in disapproval, "He's just afraid of offending you."

[Why would he be afraid of offending me? He is the Duke of Su!]

The system paused, then quickly made amends: [You are the future Director of the Supervisory Department. There is no benefit in offending you.]

[What you mean by this is...] Jiang Yueyang narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Duke Su. [He did something bad, is he afraid that I will investigate him?]

Duke Su: “!!!”

System: [...Host, that's not my intention. Duke Su is a good man, and loyal to Daxia.]

[That’s good. I was just thinking, what should I do if he does something bad and implicates Sister Qiao?

He's half buried in the earth, so he'll just die, but Sister Qiao and the others are still in their prime.

Emperor Yuan: “…”

Duke Su: ...Are you polite?

The Duke of England and the Left Prime Minister and several older people looked at each other, and saw a sentence in each other's eyes: We are all old enough to die.

Civil and military officials: If you say so, half of us have one foot in the coffin.

Lu Yunting's mouth twitched uncontrollably. What he said...

General Zhenguo turned around and whispered to him, "Lu Yunting, your future daughter-in-law is so bold!"

"Did she speak? Could General Zhenguo be hallucinating?"

"Tsk! Just spoil her. You'll suffer in the future."

"My pleasure."

After Emperor Yuan recovered from Jiang Yueyang's shocking words, he coughed lightly and said, "My dear ministers, you are all pillars of our dynasty. From now on, there is no need to wait outside. Go directly into the palace and wait."

At this damn age, I’d better not freeze to death accidentally.

Upon hearing this, all the civil and military officials thanked Emperor Yuan for his grace, and Jiang Yueyang also praised him for his wisdom in his heart.

[Your Majesty, this is amazing! I've been meaning to say this for a while now. Don't let those seniors freeze to death standing outside for so long in this kind of weather.]

In the summer, the scorching sun can burn off the old radish skin on their bodies in minutes.

My pretty little face will also get tanned, which will make it look a bit ugly.

Civil and military officials: Hey~ Although you are beautiful, can you please not be so narcissistic?

The system also uttered a sound, "Hmm, the host has said so much, mainly want to say the last sentence, right?"

[No, I'm really worried that they'll die!]

Emperor Yuan: You have it!

Civil and Military Officials: I understand. After hearing your words today, we will take good care of our health and strive to dig ourselves out of this earth!

They thought that what Jiang Yueyang said was heartbreaking enough, but they didn't expect it to be even more heartbreaking.

Jiang Yueyang added: [They were famous ministers and generals after all. This way of death is too funny. If people in the future saw this, they would probably die of laughter.]

Emperor Yuan: Haha~ It’s even funnier to be pissed off to death by you.

System: [I don't know if they will be laughed to death by future generations, but the emperor will definitely be scolded to death.]

[That's right, Your Majesty will become a sinner for all eternity.]

Minister Jiang: Whatever... I’m tired.

Emperor Yuan: “…”

Emperor Yuan didn't want them to continue talking, so he deliberately raised his voice and pointed at someone.

"Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites."

Jiang Yueyang looked at Emperor Yuan when he heard the voice. The Right Vice Minister of Rites was stunned for a moment before stepping out in response.

"The minister is here."

"Previously, you were temporarily serving as the Minister of Rites. After discussing this with the Left Prime Minister and others over the past two days, I have decided to officially appoint you as the new Minister of Rites."

The Right Vice Minister of Rites was overjoyed and immediately knelt down and kowtowed, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your great grace! I will fulfill my duties conscientiously, be impartial and honest, and devote myself to the cause to live up to your grace."

Emperor Yuan nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Jiang Yueyang's particularly dissatisfied voice resounded throughout the hall.

[Your Majesty, this is too dishonest of you to poach someone. The Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Rites is on my list!]


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