Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 125: Fushiguro Shirou's Disaster Begins

Shinji carried the suitcase and reluctantly took Hui and Tsu Miki out.

I anticipated that he might encounter some minor problems and would probably ask me for help.

But what I didn't expect was that he called me so often that I felt like he was deliberately taking revenge on me.

On the first day of summer camp, he called me a dozen times.

"Where did I put that brat's underwear? Why do I feel like I can't find it?"

"How do I use sunscreen spray? Can I spray it directly on my face?"

“Why are the toilet signs so abstract and unisex? Has the designer ever put his brain in a toilet?”

"There's a line in the women's restroom, what should I do if Tsu Miki can't hold it anymore?"

"A bottle of drink in the scenic area costs 500 yen. Why doesn't he just rob people?"

"They're all human. How annoying. Is Gojo Satoru repaying kindness with enmity?"

"How about we fulfill that kid's wish? You stay here and I'll go to your world. It's really annoying to take care of a child."

I:"......."

Ah, so annoying.

Can you be more unreliable?

I rubbed my head with a headache and recalled, "The underwear is packed in a small bag at the bottom of the suitcase. Don't rummage around. Just open the interlayer and you'll find it."

"Don't put sunscreen spray on your face, especially children's skin is very fragile. Hui has sunscreen in her schoolbag, use that on them."

"Do you need to use signs to tell which is the men's or women's restroom?" I complained, "Can't you see the urinals in the men's restroom?"

"Use your brain and think about it, Shier. If there are too many people in line, go ask the lady in the front row for help. Is your face only for gigolos?"

"If the drinks in the scenic area are expensive, why don't you just buy them from the convenience store and bring them in with you?"

"Isn't it time for you to sell me to Gojo Satoru for fun?" I said, "And don't even think about quitting. If you can stay in my world, you'll be in trouble."

Shen Er: “Heh.”

I asked sensitively, "So you are really busy, right? Are you calling me now just because you feel annoyed that I am sitting at home with nothing to do?"

Shen Er: “….”

"Don't call me if it's not important. I'm busy too!" After saying that, I hung up the phone.

The curse master on the other side, who was offering a bounty of 5 million and was in a fighting stance, said: "Isn't it a bit disrespectful for you to call me at this critical juncture?"

"Sorry." I pulled out the Soul Release Knife and quickly flashed to a position thirty centimeters away from him, pointed the sharp blade at his neck, and said, "I promise that from now on, I will respect you 100%."

Curse Master: ".......Or, you should just disrespect me a little."

After Shen'er took the child out, I contacted the agent Kong Shiyu and asked him to find me some tasks that could make money quickly.

There are many bounties on the black market, of varying kinds.

Exorcising cursed spirits, lost and found, assassination, solving crimes, catching adultery...

The most outrageous thing was that I saw a rich man offering a reward for catching his wife committing adultery, while the wife was also offering a reward for catching her husband committing adultery.

In the end, it turns out that they cheated with the same man...

For the sake of money, the man extended an olive branch to both the couple, and both of them accepted it.

All I can say is that my three perspectives were shattered.

It's just a flower played by people in the upper class.

The first on the assassination list is Gojo Satoru, with a target amount of 500 million.

Hiss... To be honest, I'm a little moved.

If I kill Gojo Satoru, the 500 million will be just enough to pay off the money I owe him.

The second and third place winners are also old acquaintances, Geto Suguru and Naoya Zenin, each offering a reward of 200 million.

Now I'm not just moved, I've even thought about taking action.

How much trouble could be saved if Naoya was killed.

I find this scum even more annoying than anything else.

.......

But if we kill him now, there will be a lot of trouble, and it might even implicate Hui and Tsu Miki.

Forget it, I'll just leave it to Maki.

"I say..." The curse master pleaded fearfully, "If you really want to be in a trance, can you let me go before you go out again?"

I smiled at him kindly.

"No." I said, "The owner wants to take back the jewelry you stole, beat you up and take photos as evidence, and then let you go. How can I explain this to you?"

He should be thankful that he had only stolen things and never killed anyone, otherwise it would not be as simple as being beaten up and sent to the Metropolitan Police Department.

*

The sun was still very strong at the end of July. I sat under a tall tree, leaning against the thick trunk to enjoy the cool air.

This gem ring worth 50 million has a dark green gem cut into an oval shape.

It is set in a pure gold ring setting without a trace of impurities, and is complemented by eight one-carat diamonds that reflect sparkling light as it rotates.

It looks a bit like Shi'er's eyes.

It is said that this is the wedding ring that a certain count in the Bourbon Dynasty of France gave to his wife. However, the countess died of illness three years after the marriage, so he put the ring on his left hand to show his remembrance.

Soon he died in the war of restoration. The ring changed owners frequently, moved to many countries, and was finally auctioned in Japan, becoming one of many collections.

"I'm not interested in that."

Kong Shiyu walked up to me and said, "Love and romance are not my cup of tea."

"For me, as long as I have money, that's enough."

"Whatever you want." I threw the ring into his arms and asked, "What's the next task?"

"Really?" He asked in an exaggerated tone, "You've already worked hard to complete two tasks worth 5 million today. Even Shi'er isn't that greedy. How come, as his sister, you're also so short of money?"

"I'm deeply in debt now." I put my hands behind my head, looked at the blue sky, and said listlessly, "It's all because of that bastard Fushiguro Shigeki, who casually sold his son to the Zenin family for 1 billion yuan."

"You helped him pay off his debts?" He pretended to be moved and said, "That's really a touching brother-sister relationship."

"What did I say before?" I raised my neck and glared at him warningly, "I'll beat you up if you say that again."

"I didn't help him pay off his debts." I explained: "I made a bet with him, and when I lost, the debt was transferred to me."

Kong Shiyu: “….”

"How about you two are brother and sister?" He commented, "Two gamblers who are exactly the same. How come your Chanyuan family has this gene?"

“Yes,” I responded lacking interest. “They gamble much crazier than I do.”

"One billion..." Kong Shiyu sighed, "If it weren't for your fighting ability, I don't know when I would have paid back the money."

He showed me sympathy for a second, then thought for a moment and said, "There is a very high bounty on the black market recently, worth 100 million, but I don't recommend you to take it."

"Why?" I raised my eyebrows. "Such a high price, is it also to assassinate some important person?"

"That's not it."

Kong Shiyu narrowed his eyes, his expression revealing amusement: "Have you heard of Impure World Reincarnation?"