allonlinenovel Chapter 310: Pass the Flower (Part )
Chapter 310: Pass the Flower (Part )
Note: This chapter has two words in one
To be honest, it is an extremely difficult technical job to plot against Gojo Satoru without leaving any trace.
This guy looks like a heartless fool, but his brain is extremely active, and he can often guess things almost accurately based on his intuition. What's more, he has Six Eyes and No Bottom Line as support, so he is fearless.
Otherwise, why would there be a group of people lining up to beat him up wherever he goes?
Fortunately - I don’t plan to pretend anymore.
"Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight......"
When the second game of passing the flower started, I kept counting in my heart.
"Five, four, three..." I held the fireworks in my hand, staring at the opposite side, my intention was very obvious.
"Two..." Seeing the opportunity, I bent down, dived in front of Gojo Satoru, and stuffed the big firework directly into his arms.
"One!" Wild Rose and Yuji shouted at the same time, "It's Gojo-sensei!"
"Congratulations to Gojo-sensei for getting it."
“Well…” Gojo Satoru didn’t look like he was being tricked. He just casually threw the flower up and it fell back into his hand. He smiled and said, “Youxin-chan is targeting me.”
"Whatever you say." I blinked and pointed at the box confidently, "In the end, the flowers are in your hands, so you have to answer the questions."
"Wow, you really are not polite at all."
Why should I be polite? It would be easy for me to cheat you.
"Okay, okay." He shrugged and said in a distressed tone, "Since this lovely student can't wait to know everything about the teacher, I can only agree reluctantly."
"Don't call me a student." I emphasized again unhappily, "I am not your student, and I will never be one."
If I call him teacher, then I am much shorter than him, right?! This guy never called me teacher when he was in high school, so why should I call him teacher?
"Anyway, stop talking nonsense and smoke quickly."
I kept my eyes on him, praying with all my concentration that Gojo Satoru would draw a question as weird as "You have to choose between poop-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored poop."
It would be even more interesting if this person proposed it himself and then suffered the consequences.
Gojo Satoru nonchalantly took out a piece of paper and casually spread it out on the table.
Written neatly on it in black pen was the following: Please tell me your most shameful habit.
The first thing I looked at was Geto Suguru's direction.
You can tell at first glance that this character belongs to him, and...so wicked!
"I see, Satoru, you are really lucky." Being watched by everyone, Geto Xiayou calmly sipped his tea and said jokingly, "I only wrote this one which is more difficult to answer, but you just happened to pick it."
Hiss... Look at this expression that is not superficial but obviously gloating. I originally thought that compared to Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru might have something like "conscience", but it turns out that he has none at all!
Looking back now, I have to be thankful that I drew Gojo Satoru, otherwise wouldn’t I be setting myself up for death?
I like to hug the newly bought action figures, roll around on the bed, kiss them, and then let out a crazy, evil laugh. Is this something I can say?!
How can I maintain my image as a mature, steady, calm, rational, considerate, gentle and kind person?
After seeing the above content, the three first-year students all showed expressions of lingering fear.
Wild Rose: "Wow, so insidious!"
Fushiguro Megumi: “………”
Yuji: "Gojo-sensei's unknown hobby..."
"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru held his chin, thinking hard, "What could my most embarrassing hobby be?"
So everyone sat opposite him and looked at him expectantly: "What will it be~"
"What could it be?" He thought quietly for a while, and suddenly shouted, "Ah!"
"So what?"
The man opposite stretched out a finger and shook it, looking very helpless: "I never thought of it."
"......ha?"
"I can't help it." He said, "Teacher, I am too perfect. Everything I do is aboveboard. I can't imagine that I have any shameful habits~"
Tsk, what a shameless answer.
But... think about it carefully, last week, I was with this guy, and apart from being childish, noisy, having a weird train of thought and liking to use some inexplicable baby terms, he didn't seem to have any special habits?
Otherwise I would have discovered it long ago...
"Tsk." I failed to make Gojo realize that I was embarrassed, so I turned my head away and said unwillingly, "You are too cunning. Then I can also say that I don't have any special fetishes. Isn't it the same as saying nothing?!"
"Yeah, that's right." Wild Rose and Tiger Stick responded very helpfully, "You can't answer like that."
"Wait, Yushin-chan." Gojo Satoru unexpectedly caught the information loophole in my words and asked, "So, what you mean by this is that you actually have a strange hobby that is unknown to others?"
I:"........."
Everyone present followed his gaze and looked towards me: "Stare—"
Those dim eyes seemed to be trying to figure out what it was, and the flames of war suddenly spread to me.
"Hey, hey, hey." Xia Youjie smiled and drew everyone's attention. He raised his hand and said, "Regarding your Gojo teacher's strange hobby, I know one."
"Hey, Mr. Getsu knows?" Yuji looked at him curiously.
"They have been working together since the beginning of their careers." Fushiguro Megumi explained calmly, "It would be strange if you didn't know."
"Mei, watch your words." Xia Yujie took a sip of tea and reminded calmly, "Teachers who are in cahoots with each other love to tell parents about their misdeeds the most."
Fushiguro Megumi: “….”
"What on earth is it?" Wild Rose pulled Fushiguro Megumi's sleeve, her eyes slightly bright, "Teacher Getu Kagome, please tell me."
"Ahem." Xia Yujie took another sip of tea and said slowly, "When he was in the second year of technical high school, this guy suddenly became obsessed with substitute literature, so his dormitory was filled with... strange books that he specially collected."
Yuji: "Uh... substitute literature?"
Wild Rose: "Infatuation?"
Fushiguro Megumi: "He actually went to collect them specifically?!"
"Let me think about it." Xia Yujie assumed the same thoughtful posture as Gojo Satoru, cupping his hands against his head and recalling, "What was the title of the book?"
"'Because of being too cute, the double replaced the real person, which is really troublesome', 'Lost at the age of 18, but met you who looked like him at the age of 28', and... and 'I was the one who came first, why did you fall in love with another man'."
Each imagination is bigger and more exciting than the last, and the listeners' eyes are wide open.
Yuji and Wild Rose both showed expressions of amazement.
Me: dumbfounded.jpg
I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you!
During that time, he kept calling me a substitute, a meal substitute, and so on, and he also said crazily that I was a scumbag and caused me to be socially ruined in public.
In the final analysis, it turned out that he had damaged his brain by reading these things!
"I didn't expect Gojo-sensei to have such a strange hobby..." Fushiguro Megumi rubbed his forehead and muttered to himself, "But considering what he usually does, it doesn't seem to be surprising."
"Come to think of it," Yuji asked, "I'm more curious about why Gojo-sensei reads these books than what he reads."
"Could it be that he was used as a stand-in?" Wild Rose guessed, "From the title of the book, it seems that all the stand-ins have taken over."
"No." Fushiguro Megumi, who was taken to a technical high school by her father and forced to live with Gojo Satoru day and night since she was a child, replied, "According to very reliable information, Gojo Sensei and Geto Sensei have never been in a relationship so far. They are super pure celibates."
I was listening in: “….”
I was just talking about them, but why did I feel like I was hit in the knee by an arrow?
"Well." Gojo Satoru pulled his hand away, threw the fireworks into Fushiguro Megumi's arms, and said, "According to my personal understanding, I just forgot about it, not that I feel ashamed."
"So, technically speaking, sir, I am still an upright person and I don't have any shameful habits."
"Satoru." Xia Youjie smiled slightly, "You really know how to save your reputation."
"Jie." Gojo Satoru turned around unconvinced, pointed at him and said, "You are the one, I don't even remember what I read, but you can even tell me the title of the book clearly."
"So, you are the one who cares more about these things than me."
"It's just that my memory is better." Xia Youjie was unmoved, and sneered, "Unlike you, you seem to have started to suffer from Alzheimer's disease at the age of 28."
"No, I can't compare to you." Gojo Satoru was not to be outdone and began to expose Geto's dark history. "At least I don't have my action figures hanging on my phone and hanging around every day. That's so embarrassing."
I find that every time we encounter this kind of situation where people expose each other's secrets, the most excited ones are always us, the bystanders who are just watching the show.
"What, human-shaped figurines? Are there still such things?" Wild Rose asked, "Damn, it's something that only big cities have."
"It's this." Xia Youjie did not hide anything and took out a pure black mobile phone from his pocket. There was a small doll the size of a cherry connected to the upper right corner.
.......My eyes froze.
This is it. It's exactly the same shape as the one I drew for him.
The Q version of Geto Suguru is in a reclining position, smiling with his eyes narrowed and his mouth covered. There is a big round bee perched on his hand, and the lavender fox ears on his head are carefully carved with fur, making the overall look lifelike.
The outer layer is coated with a layer of oil and looks well preserved.
But it's obvious that I've been carrying it for quite some time, and it looks a bit worn out, probably because I carry it in my hand every day.
It turns out that... the real thing made according to the blueprint looks like this. I left in a hurry and left before it was finished.
After his eyes stayed on him for a second or two, I moved away as if nothing had happened, picked up the drink on the table and took a sip.
"Wow!" Wild Rose exclaimed, "It's so beautiful, it must be super expensive."
"Not really. This was given to me by someone else." Xia Youjie took the phone back and explained, "I went to a dessert shop with Wu to eat Swiss rolls. I helped the shop owner with a small favor, so they gave this to me as a thank you."
"Wu, you specifically pointed this out. Are you jealous of me?"
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I have one too, why should I be jealous of you."
"I just think you're too narcissistic to be on your phone all the time, like you're showing off."
"So you just hid it in the attic and refused to take it out?"
"Gojo-sensei also has one?" Yuji asked, "Why do you want to hide it?"
Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes and asked mysteriously, "Do you want to know?"
Nod.
"You really want to know?"
"Yeah." Yuji nodded even harder, "I really want to know!"
"No, tell you~" he said with a smile, "guess it yourself."
"Ah..." Yuji suddenly slumped down, "Teacher, you are too..."
"You'll get used to it." Fushiguro Megumi put her arm around Itadori's shoulder and added, "These two teachers both really like to tease people. If you're not mentally prepared, you'll be driven mad like Nanami-sensei."
"Nanami-sensei?"
"That's the blond guy you met before." Fushiguro continued, "If it weren't for Mr. Haibara, I think he would have been so angry that he ran away from the high school."
This is the truest truth among all the truths.
"Even the free keychain is so exquisite." Wild Rose's focus was still on that. She said angrily, "Sure enough, I should have run out earlier."
"This is not something you can get just for a small favor." Fushiguro Megumi said, "I heard from Miss Ienori that you asked me to save someone's wife's life, and that person was very grateful, so he gave it to me."
"So Miss Ieiri has one too?"
"That's not the case." Xia Yujie smiled, "Nose said she prefers drinking, so when they visited her, they bought three boxes of different kinds of wine for her."
That’s how it turns out…
I listened quietly and drank the drink in my hand. When I felt that my dry throat was no longer tight, I put it back on the table.
Since I came into this world, all I heard was good news, except that no one knew me.
Speaking of Xiaozi, I only had a quick encounter with her at school last time, and we didn't communicate. I always felt a little homesick, and I didn't know what to say, so it was better not to say anything.
The impression of the previous world seemed to still linger on her standing in the snow, holding a cigarette in her hand, ready to light it, and then - wait, when did this happen?
The cause and effect of the scene doesn’t seem to make sense…?
"Sister Youxin...Sister Youxin..." Yuji's voice came to my ears.
I came back to my senses and saw him pointing at the big firework in Gojo Satoru's hand: "Gojo teacher said it's time to play the next round."
By the way, you can also hear someone shouting that Jay will be punished.
"Oh, okay." I shook my head, and for a moment I couldn't remember what I just said, so I had to stand up and said, "Then let's do it again."