allonlinenovel Chapter 621: Playing with me makes me stupid, eating me makes me ugly
Chapter 621: Playing with me makes me stupid, eating me makes me ugly
After Elhaisen stabbed the frog in Nashida's hand to death with a sword, the video went dark for a short time. When it appeared again, the screen was already showing the House of the Lords.
"So, this is the legendary frog that everyone fears, the one that makes me stupid when I play with it and ugly when I eat it, right?"
At this time, Elhaisen, Seno, Tinari, Kavi and their senior, Farusan, were looking at the huge frog on the table that was stabbed to death by Elhaisen's sword.
At the same time, not far from them, the stupid Nashida was being carefully taken care of by Cole.
And that was exactly what Tinari said.
"Wait, a magic frog that makes me stupid when playing with it and makes me ugly when eating it? When did Xumi have such a strange frog with such poison? Senior, why have I never heard of it in my life for so long?" However, the name of the frog opposite was called out, Falushan.
"Because it's an alien species!" Kavi said seriously.
"Where do these alien species come from?" Falushan asked again.
"I heard that the frogs were brought here from the planet Shabulajik by an alien named Sicock, and the king of Shabulajik, March Frog, is the most powerful frog on that planet," Tinari said again.
At the same time, an additional picture appeared on the screen. It was a frog planet, and in the background of the planet was a pink frog with red pupils on the upper part and blue pupils on the lower part, wearing a crown.
"Silly Planet? Alien Sicock? March Frog? Wait, am I still in Teyvat? Or did I say that when I came out of that secret realm, I had already traveled to another Teyvat?" Farusan held her head and screamed again.
In the group:
Falushan: I didn’t expect that I would appear again after such a long absence.
March Seven: Wait, those eyes are my eyes, okay? March Frog, you are so stupid, who are you trying to trick?
Xing: Hahahaha
Firefly: Poof
Qi Fu: Hahahaha
Yang: Phew, so, San Yue Qi is the king of Shabulaji Planet!
March 7: Uncle Yang, are you here to tease me too?
Yang: No, but March, why do you want to put yourself in this situation?
March 7: I...
Jizi: Hahahaha
Falushan: The first three still have traces, why is it so different here at Xumi, it goes straight to the universe
Nashida: I haven’t figured it out yet.
Tinari: But, Falusan-senpai's reaction is really unique.
Tartaglia: But why do you say my master is an alien?
Silk: Because I am an alien
Paimon: Huh?
Tartaglia: Huh?
March 7: Huh?
Danheng: March, what are you talking about?
March 7: Isn't this as it should be? I always thought that the people of Teyvat were trapped by some kind of natural law, unable to get in or out.
Si Ke Ke: You can go in and out, as long as you have enough strength. If you can't go out or come in, it's because you don't have enough strength. I came in with the help of my master. Many people know my identity. @艾莉丝
Alice: Hey!
Ying: I am also an alien.
Sora: Me too
Qi Fu: Do I count as one too?
Jean: Alien... Lady!!
Columbia: @Silkcock, when did you come in? Were you able to see the real moon when you came in?
Silk: About 500 years ago, I also saw the real moon of Teyvat, but that moon was a bit rotten.
Columbia: A little... rotten!
At this time, Columbia, who was somewhere in Winterhold, looked at the words in the group and fell into deep thought.
"So, I can't go back, or is it because I don't have enough strength?"
"But, the contract with the Queen...what's going on..." Columbia muttered to herself, and seemed to have made a decision.
In the group:
Yae Kamiko: "My master, who was the Fatui executive officer in the winter, turned out to be an alien. In the end, my master fell into evil and became the evil Demon Emperor."
Xitlari: 6, please write this novel as soon as possible
Illya: That's great.
Tartaglia: …………
Silkcock: …………
Charlotte: As expected of the boss who founded Yaedo, a single thought gave birth to an evil forbidden book.
Xing: Please give me one too.
Kafka: …………
While the group fell silent because of Yae Shinko's thought, everyone continued to watch the video.
After Farusan held her head and screamed, Kavi also spoke.
"Senior Falusan, you don't have to think too much about it. It's just a change that happened in the past hundred years. No, it should be said that it broke out in the past hundred years. You didn't travel through time."
"That's right, Senior Falusan, you don't have to look confused. Although your ancient knowledge is indeed better than ours, things are changing with each passing day. In the past hundred years, it is no longer possible for you to understand with your limited knowledge," Tinari followed.
"Are you calling me an old antique?" Falushan showed an angry and twisted expression, and her ten fingers were grasping like branches.
"No, absolutely not!" Looking at the angry Farusan, except for Elhaisen, the three Tinaris all showed frightened expressions.
"Let's get back to the topic. I remember that in order to cure the poison of the magic frog that makes me stupid when I play with it and ugly when I eat it, we have to find the magic frog that makes me smart when I kiss it and beautiful when I love it, right?" Elhaisen interrupted the four people.
"What is the magical frog that makes you smarter when you kiss me and more beautiful when you love me? Was it brought here by the alien named Sicock from some planet with both talent and beauty?" Falusan was confused again.
"No, actually it's the magic frog that makes me stupid when playing with me or ugly when eating me when I'm pregnant or has given birth for less than three years." Tinari shook his head.
"Why?" Falushan was even more confused.
"Senior Falusan, haven't you heard the legend that pregnancy will make a woman stupid for three years?" Seno said seriously.
"Huh? Isn't this just a metaphor for women being unreasonable once they get pregnant?" Falusan felt like she was losing her mind.
"That's right, so it became a reality and was reversed on the Silly Planet. The magic frogs on the Silly Planet are usually stupid, but once they get pregnant they become extremely smart, so they are called divine frogs!" Saino said loudly, especially the last two words "divine frogs" which sounded particularly exciting.
After hearing this, Falushan was petrified.
"So, we need to find the frog that makes me smarter when I kiss it and more beautiful when I love it, and let the little lucky grass god kiss it, right?" It took a long time for Falushan to react, but she felt that she had caught up with the four people's train of thought.
However, Falusan still miscalculated.
"No, we kill it and eat its meat," Elhaisen said coldly.
"Huh? Why?" Falushan showed an ignorant expression again.
"Senior Falusan, are you stupid? Even if the frog that makes me smarter when kissing me and makes me more beautiful when loving me is actually a frog that makes me stupid when playing with me and makes me ugly when eating me. Even if kissing it can make you smart, the poison will come back once three years are over. So the only way to truly get rid of the poison is to kill the frog that makes me smarter when kissing me and makes me more beautiful when loving me and eat its meat." Elhaisen shook his head helplessly.
Falusan: "Then why can't you just eat the flesh of the frog that makes me stupid or ugly?"
Elhaisen: "Because only pregnant frogs can produce this hormone. Only this hormone can make them smarter and remove toxins from their bodies."
Falushan: "So this is the toxin produced by the frog's body, right?"
Elhaisen: There is one last important thing. If you eat me, you will become stupid. If you eat me, you will become ugly. The magic frog will become ugly!
Falusan: …………
In the group:
Qi Fu: Oh boy, so this is the reason why you are stupid.
Doctor of Truth: This is truly “wisdom”!
Star: March, March
March 7: What?
Xing: Can you become smarter when you are pregnant?
March 7: Do you believe that I can make you pregnant with just one slap? Do you really think I’m stupid?