allonlinenovel Chapter 208 Bandits Enter the Village
Chapter 208 Bandits Enter the Village
"This one really won't work, let's change another one," Li Wu said. She didn't have the ability to make weapons.
Li Bai, Du Fu, and Li Qingzhao were dumbfounded. How could they trade weapons from later generations? They also wanted to see them.
Many people in front of the sky also wanted to see it.
However, Li Wu's words made them a little disappointed.
This can't be traded, why?
"Little immortal, can't these weapons from later generations be traded?" Su Che asked.
"This is indeed not allowed to be traded, mainly because ordinary people like us cannot get access to weapons. Actually, I remember that the Song Dynasty had artillery, right?
During the reign of Emperor Zhenzong of Song Dynasty, Liu Yongxi presented the hand cannon he made to the court. There were cannons in the late Northern Song Dynasty.
I can't understand, and I don't know, so why is the Song Dynasty so cowardly?" Li Wu asked. If there were no hot weapons, she could understand it, but according to historical records, there were!
So why don't they use it? It's speechless to see them fall to that level.
Barrage
Emperor Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty: What the hell? The Song Dynasty has artillery, and I thought they didn't have it, useless.
Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty: Don’t even mention the Song Dynasty.
The people of the Ming Dynasty looked down upon the Song Dynasty the most. After they learned that the Song Dynasty also had artillery, their mockery became even more intense.
Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng: Indeed, there are, but isn’t it too cruel to use this cannon?
Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin: What cannon? What is that thing?
People who don't know what a cannon is are also extremely curious.
They asked in the barrage.
"That's for sure," Su Shi and Su Zhe said, yes, they obviously all have cannons.
"Then why trade weapons? I can't trade this again," Li Wu said. What the Song Dynasty lacks is not weapons or generals, but the emperor. If we change to an emperor with backbone, will we still be afraid of not being able to defeat Liao or Jin?
After Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, the emperors who came after him were hardly any good.
After great difficulty, a better emperor emerged, but he died too early.
"Little immortal, may I ask what you use to make your road so smooth?" Su Shi asked. He wanted to trade this. Since weapons could not be traded, this should be fine.
Others also looked at the ground. It looked like stone, but it was not stone. If their roads were so smooth, transportation would be so convenient.
"This is cement. I suggest you trade this. Cement can not only be used to build roads, but also houses, city walls, etc. It is very hard after it dries, and it is relatively simple to make," Li Wu said. "And there is a saying that goes, if you want to be rich, build roads first. As long as the roads are well built, there will be no problem in developing. The Song Dynasty has money and military generals. If the emperor is not good enough, then change the emperor. There are so many princes and grandchildren. Do we have to let a waste be the emperor?"
The people of the Song Dynasty didn't want to talk anymore. It was another day of being implicated and scolded by the emperor.
Looking at their emperor and then looking at other people’s emperors, I really want to kill the emperor.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin actually took the words to heart.
"Then let's trade cement," Su Shi said, and others in the Song Dynasty agreed.
They also want a smooth and easy-to-walk road.
The other emperors also wanted it, more than just wanted it.
"Keep drinking," Li Bai said, and everyone started drinking.
When he was drunk, he would compose poems and lyrics from time to time, and even play finger-guessing games. Li Wu said that he could not join in.
She could neither play finger-guessing games nor compose poetry, and felt that she was not on the same level as these big guys.
Many literati in front of the sky curtain were so happy that they quickly recorded the poems of Li Bai and others.
In the end, all five of them were drunk and could barely walk.
"Ancestors, it's time for you to go back," Li Wu said. If you don't go back, it will be dark.
"Go, go back," Li Qingzhao said with hazy eyes, "It's really late. It's time to go back. Little fairy, we can take some things back. Is it okay?"
Although she was drunk, Li Qingzhao was still obsessed with emptying Li Wu's bottle of wine.
Li Bai also knew what Li Qingzhao was going to do. Before Li Wu could react, the two of them almost fought over wine.
No one is willing to give in to anyone else.
Li Wu: "Senior Li Bai, Mr. Yi'an, you guys..." Li Qingzhao and Li Bai hurriedly cleaned up the wine.
They looked like they were afraid that Li Wu would not let them take it away.
Su Shi looked at the food on the table. "They packed the wine, I'll pack the food."
So just like that, the five of them packed up a lot of things, especially Moutai liquor, which they all took away, several bottles per person.
Li Wu didn't mind and even wanted to take them all away.
The people in front of the sky curtain thought that they were bandits who came into the village and robbed the little fairy, but the little fairy was quite happy, so they didn't say anything to spoil his fun.
When they arrived at the warehouse, Li Wu supported Li Qingzhao, and the other four people supported each other and chattered about something. In short, everyone was very happy.
When he arrived at the warehouse and saw the warehouse full of seeds, he couldn't help but feel poetic and composed a poem in public.
(The author has no literary talent and cannot compose poetry, please use your imagination)
"Senior Su Shi, how do you make cement?" Li Wu gave the book on making cement to Su Shi, who held it in his arms like a treasure.
"Start trading," when Li Wu said this, the emperors had already prepared the items for trading.
"Senior Li Bai, Senior Du Fu, Senior Su Shi, Senior Su Zhe, and Mr. Yi An, see you later," Li Wu waved to them reluctantly.
A few people also waved their hands drunkenly, and a golden light flashed, and then nothing was left.
"Ancestors, see you next time," Li Wu hurriedly asked the system to turn off the live broadcast.
Looking at so many trading items, the points this time must be very high.
As usual, Li Wu left a few things and traded with the system.
[3 million has been deposited into the host's card. Please check. This transaction is for 22.8 points, 20 points, 18.9 points, 19.9 points, and 21.5 points. The total points are now 225.9 million points. Host, do you want to buy a nanny robot so that you don't have to deal with these housework?] The system asked. Although the host has many smart machines at home, they are not as useful as robots.
And since it is produced by the system, it is naturally extraordinary.
[A nanny robot? Can it talk?]
[The host nanny robot is similar to you humans, but he doesn't get tired, doesn't need to eat, drink water, go to the toilet, or sleep.]
[I bought it.]
[Deducting 175.9 points from the host, the host has points remaining]
Sure enough, a robot appeared after a while. You could tell it was a robot at first glance because its entire body was the same color, green.
[You said he looks the same as us. How are they the same?]
[Host, what's the difference? It's just a different color, and no hair. Isn't it enough that it can work?]
[Cheat system.]
[The host can ask the robot to clean the pavilion,] said the system.
Li Wu ordered the robot to clean.
He followed it and watched the robot transform into several hands. Soon, it cleaned the pavilion thoroughly, leaving Li Wu stunned.
It’s worthy of being a system product, it’s just different.