A carefree soldier king in the city

Chapter 75 Wrong Room

Lü Tie, Guan Gong, and Xu Huaiyuan all said in unison, "That feels much better!"

Big Mouth chuckled, a little embarrassed, and said, "Hua Hua, you...you've lost weight!"

What? What did Big Mouth say? He lost weight? So what does he mean...? The four of them looked at each other, all dumbfounded once again.

Zhang Yanhua exclaimed with delight, "Really? Hehe, I've been dieting every day these past few days, and I thought I hadn't lost any weight!"

"Hehe, I've gotten thinner!"

"Little Li, who are these people?"

Guan Gong quickly pretended to be a complete stranger and said urgently, "Oh, we were just passing by. Sorry, we've entered the wrong room."

As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them turned around at the same time. Lu Tie casually nudged Big Mouth and said in a low voice, "Big Mouth Bro, they really are all top-tier beauties. Make the most of them! Good luck, we're all here to support you."

Big Mouth quickly said, "You guys..."

Guan Gong quickly cut off Da Zui's words: "Ha, brother, I'm really sorry, we've come to the wrong place, sorry for disturbing you!"

After saying that, the four of them disappeared through the doorway in a flash.

"You guys..." Big Mouth cried out urgently, but Chao Bufan and the others had already disappeared. He could only give a helpless bitter smile, then turned around and chuckled, saying, "Hua Hua, sorry, they..."

Zhang Yanhua smiled and said, "It's alright, Xiao Li, they just went into the wrong room. Xiao Li, didn't you say some colleagues would be coming too? Where are they?"

Upon hearing this, Da Zui cursed under his breath, "Lu Tie, you damned bastards, you're so disloyal! You just ran off like that without even waiting for me! Humph, just wait till I get back and teach you a lesson!" He replied aloud, "Oh, they all had something come up."

"Oh, I see! Oh..." Zhang Yanhua said in a refined manner, "Little Li, come, come, let me introduce you to some of my colleagues."

Zhang Yanhua grabbed Da Zui's hand, and her heavy palm immediately submerged Da Zui's hand, making it feel like a child's hand.

"Come here, Little Li, this is Sisi! Sisi, this is the Little Li I was telling you about."

Zhang Yanhua went to the leftmost "acne girl" and introduced her.

The girl with acne quickly stood up, extended her hand, and smiled, saying, "Hello! It's nice to meet you!"

Big Mouth reluctantly shook hands with her and said with a smile, "Hello!"

"Little Li, this is Liangliang!"

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

"Little Li, this is Beibei!"

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

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At the hotel stairwell, Lü Tie and the others were vomiting incessantly while holding onto the railing. After a moment, Lü Tie wiped his forehead, patted his chest, and said weakly, "Oh my god, that scared me to death!"

Guan Gong sat down on the ground and said weakly, "Damn big mouth, it made me vomit yellow fluid. What a bunch of disgusting dinosaurs, what a piece of trash."

Xu Huaiyuan tilted his head back, took a few deep breaths, and then said, "Calm down, calm down, you three, do you still want some midnight snacks?"

Lü Tie immediately said, "What's the point of eating anymore! Let's not waste any food."

"Ugh!"

Chao Bufan sighed and then said, "I really thought she was some kind of heavyweight beauty! Turns out she's just a few dinosaurs. I really wonder if Big Mouth's eyes are playing tricks on him."

"Sigh!" Xu Huaiyuan sighed as well, saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!"

Lu Tie shook his head and smiled, then asked, "What are your plans now, you three brothers? Going back or..."

Chao Bufan, true to his word, said, "Since we're already here, let's wait a bit! Otherwise, that kid might say we're not loyal enough."

Lu Tie nodded and said, "Then let's go downstairs to get our stomachs pumped. I don't want to go to bed hungry tonight."

The so-called "stomach pumping" is actually just going to the Western restaurant on the first floor for evening tea!

The four of them sat in a booth on the first floor, ordered two packets of Tieguanyin tea, and some snacks as well. They drank one packet of tea, but the snacks on the table remained untouched; none of them seemed to intend to touch their chopsticks.

About half an hour later, Da Zui hurriedly ran down from the second floor, looking like he had done something wrong. Xu Huaiyuan looked up and smiled, "Well, Da Zui is out."

Big Mouth stood there, glanced around, and then went straight to Lu Tie and his group's booth. His first words and actions were to lightly pat his chest and say, "Oh my god! My little heart almost burst!"

Lu Tie chuckled maliciously, "Big Mouth Bro, you're really lucky with women... you're quite the ladies' man!"

Upon hearing this, Big Mouth said angrily, "You guys have the nerve to say that? You left me there all alone to fight this battle. That's so unfair!"

Guan Yu shrugged and tilted his head, saying, "There's nothing I can do. Only you are suited for this kind of battlefield. None of us are cut out for it."

Da Zui sat down next to Xu Huaiyuan, picked up Xu Huaiyuan's teacup, and drank it down in one gulp without caring whether it was too hot or not. Suddenly, he frowned, stuck out his tongue (presumably because he burned his tongue), and then said, "Can't you guys stop talking without knowing what's going on?"

Lü Tie mimicked Zhang Yanhua's accent, pinching his nose with one hand and raising the other: "Little Li, why are you so late!"

Chao Bufan mimicked Da Zui's tone: "Hua Hua, you...you've lost weight!"

"Ugh..." All four of them turned their heads at the same time.

Big Mouth was furious and said irritably, "Alright, alright, you guys, I asked you to help me find someone, not to make fun of me."

Lu Tie joked, "Sorry, we're blind and can't find any of these heavyweight beauties. We really are... Big Mouth Bro, I'm not going to say anything more, you know what I mean."

Big Mouth gave a wry smile and said, "Damn it, she looks completely different in person than in her photos. She wasn't this fat in the photos."

Guan Gong immediately cursed, "You idiot, that's photoshopped, okay? You're so stupid, you don't even understand the situation, and you have the nerve to ask us to help you find someone. I feel like throwing up just looking at them. What a bunch of trash! Look at them, all of them are either picking their toes or picking their noses, ugh..."

Xu Huaiyuan chimed in, "Big Mouth Bro, please be more careful next time you call us. My little heart can't take such a big impact."

Big Mouth rolled his eyes at the two of them and said irritably, "Alright, I'm the one who suffered the most this time. Why are you babbling on and on? Let's go! It'll be troublesome if they see us."

Chao Bufan chuckled and asked, "Big Mouth Bro, what about the cost of the tea?"

"Jingle Bell!"

Big Mouth's phone suddenly rang in his pocket. He quickly took it out, his face changed instantly, and he hung up immediately, then blocked the number. He said urgently, "Hurry up, hurry up! That fat girl is calling. Come on, hurry up! I've already paid."