Chapter 173 Unruly, Ruthless, and Cunning Prince (Gong) VS Debauched, Insane, and Sickly Emperor (Sh
Chapter 173 Unruly, Ruthless, and Cunning Prince (Gong) VS Debauched, Insane, and Sickly Emperor (Sh
Yuan Huan denied it, saying in a low voice, "I haven't even climbed up there yet, how does Your Majesty know I'm lying?"
"Aren't you lying?" Jiang Xiyu's gaze swept over his chest, then slowly moved downwards, and he chuckled at Yuan Huan, saying, "Then go climb now, let's see if you can even budge?"
That gaze was like a gentle touch, and every inch it caressed made Yuan Huan feel an inexplicable tingling sensation rising in his limbs. Under such caresses, the young emperor's smile did not reach his eyes, and Yuan Huan knew that he wanted to see him make a fool of himself.
So Yuan Huan said nonchalantly, "Then I'll go climb it now and see if it moves."
As he spoke, he straightened up and made a move to walk towards the tatami mat.
Jiang Xiyu's eyes suddenly sharpened, but a moment later they donned a flirtatious guise.
"I offered you soft and fragrant jade, but you refused, insisting on climbing onto that cold dragon bed." He raised his hand and leaned against the edge of the table, feigning a sigh, "Your Highness, have you lost your mind?"
Yuan Huan stopped and looked at him, saying, "Yes, I was blinded by beauty."
He saw only malice in Jiang Xiyu's eyes, yet he knew the young emperor was so wicked, and there was nothing he could do about it.
Yuan Huan smiled and said, enunciating each word carefully, "I think about it day and night, why doesn't Your Majesty grant my wish?"
Jiang Xiyu pondered for a moment, then beckoned to him and said, "Come here."
Yuan Huan's eyes flickered slightly.
Jiang Xiyu continued, "Come here, kneel before me, and I may consider it."
"Does Your Majesty want to play with me?" Yuan Huan said.
Jiang Xiyu raised an eyebrow: "Aren't we allowed to play?"
Yuan Huan chuckled and obediently walked over.
He walked around the table and went to Jiang Xiyu's side.
Jiang Xiyu chuckled, turned her head to look at him without saying a word, and waited for him to make a move.
"Your Majesty, you really know how to have fun." Yuan Huan said, kneeling down on one knee, his hands not idle either, as he grabbed the tip of the young emperor's shoe with his palm as he went down.
The shoe's surface was clean and luxurious; Yuan Huan even pinched it.
Jiang Xiyu was caught off guard, and when she sensed something was wrong, her fingertips clenched tightly.
Yuan Huan laughed and said, "Last time I could touch Your Majesty's feet when I knelt down, but this time I can only touch the top of the shoe. I feel like I'm at a disadvantage."
As soon as he finished speaking, his hand moved upwards and used Jiang Xiyu's trailing robe to wipe away the ink.
Jiang Xiyu looked down and saw fingerprints on the hem of his clothes. He said unhappily, "Why are you touching me with such dirty hands?"
Yuan Huan mimicked his usual innocent act after doing something wrong, saying, "Wasn't it Your Majesty who dirtied me? All this ink was a gift from Your Majesty."
One moment he's smiling at him, the next he's smashing an inkstone.
If he were to become even more engrossed in it, the inkstone would smash his head open.
The little emperor is truly ruthless.
Jiang Xiyu tugged at his clothes to no avail, and angrily said, "Let go of me."
"Your Majesty always tricks his ministers, and then gets angry." Yuan Huan picked up the hem of his robe, sniffed it, and said nonchalantly, "Your Majesty, this time, kick the right side."
Without saying a word, Jiang Xiyu kicked it.
The chair shifted slightly under the weight, but Yuan Huan reached out and held on firmly.
The force of the kick to his shoulder felt like a wad of cotton wool being thrown at him. Yuan Huan wanted to laugh, but fearing that the young emperor wouldn't be satisfied, he even hummed in response.
Jiang Xiyu stepped on his shoulder, and the jade pendant on his body jingled.
Those legs were long and thin, and couldn't be hidden even through clothing.
Yuan Huan stared at it for a while, then asked, "Did Your Majesty feel better after that kick? If not, kick it again."
Jiang Xiyu countered with, "Was it enjoyable?"
This question is quite ambiguous, but there have been more than just one or two ambiguous statements. In any case, most of the things that come out of the young emperor's mouth have two layers of meaning.
Yuan Huan had heard it so many times that he got used to steer the conversation toward flirting, and he didn't even care about saving face anymore.
So after wiping the ink off his long fingers, he grabbed the little emperor's leg and said, "Of course it feels good."
Jiang Xiyu said in a flat tone, "If you're satisfied, release me."
Yuan Huan refused, saying, "No, Your Majesty, I want to change the terms."
Jiang Xiyu lost her patience and was about to call someone in.
Yuan Huan rubbed his calf through his clothes, leaned closer, and said, "Your Majesty, please don't shout. Otherwise, if they come in and see me buried here, it will be disrespectful."
Jiang Xiyu paused.
Yuan Huan laughed and said casually, "If Your Majesty is angry, I can let you touch me too."
Jiang Xiyu pressed down on his mischievous hand and said, "Take off all your clothes, and I'll touch you."
Yuan Huan wasn't buying it. He grabbed Jiang Xiyu's hand and bluntly said, "If I strip naked, Your Majesty can punish me by making me run naked?"
He couldn't help but sigh inwardly, finally touching it again.
The little emperor's hands are so nice to touch.
It's smooth, soft, and cool to the touch.
Yuan Huan's expression darkened.
Jiang Xiyu didn't want to continue flirting with him, so she directly withdrew her hand and asked, "What are the conditions?"
Yuan Huan released his leg and, seeing the slender ankle exposed when it dangled, paused for a moment before standing up and saying, "Want to go play, Your Majesty?"
Jiang Xiyu thought he had misheard. After straightening his robes, he said coldly, "I will not go."
Yuan Huan smiled and said, "Alright, then I'll stay here with you."
Jiang Xiyu hesitated for a moment, then pursed her lips and asked, "Where do we go to play?"
Yuan Huan said, "Outside the temporary palace."
“I can take Your Majesty horseback riding, archery, and falconry.”
The chief eunuch didn't say he couldn't sleep well.
After playing and having a good time, you won't have trouble sleeping at night, so there's no need to summon someone to play the pipa.
Jiang Xiyu, uninterested, said, "I am not good at riding horses, nor am I very good at archery."
Yuan Huan lowered his eyes and looked at him, saying, "It's alright, I'll teach you."
Jiang Xiyu said, trying to avoid the problem: "I'm tired and need to rest."
Yuan Huan said, "Your Majesty sleeps too much during the day, which is why you can't sleep at night."
Jiang Xiyu didn't want to look at him and said, "With my body like this, even a little bit of wind would take half my life. What else can I do besides sleep?"
Yuan Huan said, "That's why we need to go out and travel more."
Jiang Xiyu refused again: "I will not go."
Yuan Huan smiled slyly: "I will carry you."
Jiang Xiyu grabbed a teacup from the side and threw it at him, saying, "Are you sick in the head?"
"Yes," Yuan Huan admitted while dodging, drawing out his words in a casual tone, "It's lovesickness."
The teacup shattered, and Jiang Xiyu fell silent.
After a long while, he could no longer bear the condescending gaze and lowered his eyes, saying, "Yuan Huan, I will kill you."
"Is this going to kill you?" The tone was a mix of sigh and laughter.
Yuan Huan shrugged and said, "It's not too late to kill them after we're done playing."
After he finished speaking, he waited there with a loyal expression.
Jiang Xiyu got up on her own and went out from the other side by lifting the beaded curtain.
Yuan Huan followed behind and asked, "Does Your Majesty wish to go?"
Jiang Xiyu: "I need to change my clothes, you've dirtied me."
Yuan Huan volunteered, saying, "Your Majesty, I will help you change your clothes."
Jiang Xiyu could not hear.
Yuan Huan caught up in a few steps and called out, "Your Majesty, I will assist you in changing your clothes."
"His Majesty?"
Jiang Xiyu ignored him and summoned the eunuch.
The eunuchs filed in and blocked Yuan Huan outside the screen.
After an incense stick had burned, the eunuch came out.
Yuan Huan looked up, his pupils trembled for a moment, and he subconsciously muttered, "Damn!"
Oh shit.
He had never seen such an exciting little emperor.
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