allonlinenovel Chapter 75 "Roaring Letter" Function
Chapter 75 "Roaring Letter" Function
On this day, everyone who owned a small light screen in every dynasty heard a ding-dong sound.
Almost everyone swiped the screen at the same time and found that a pattern called [Roaring Letter] had appeared on the screen.
Then, when I tapped on it, a video automatically played on the screen: a red letter with its mouth wide open floated in front of a person, shouting some unpleasant words.
Only then did the people of Wanchao understand what this (terrifying) function was, among them Emperor Taizong of Tang, who had just been angered by his profligate son, was eager to try it out.
After the video finished playing, another line of text appeared on the screen: Long press to speak automatically! Also, please make sure to write the recipient and sender information accurately!
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The sixth year of the Tianbao era of the Tang Dynasty
On this day, Li Longji will formally pass the throne to Crown Prince Li Heng. Whether Li Longji is in his sixties or seventies, since he knows he has no hope of power, he chooses a beautiful woman.
Moreover, at this time, Crown Prince Li Heng was widely known to be the one who would one day recapture Chang'an and other places, and he enjoyed great prestige.
However, Li Longji's prestige among the people was further diminished due to the An Lushan Rebellion.
Therefore, after eliminating the threat of the An Lushan Rebellion, Li Longji directly passed the throne to Li Heng. He also knew that even if the An Lushan Rebellion had not broken out, the hidden crisis of the Tang Dynasty would still have erupted.
However, after the alternation ceremony ended, a red letter suddenly appeared in mid-air and flew towards Li Longji.
Li Longji's mind went blank. He stood there dumbfounded, thinking to himself: What the hell is this?! Don't come any closer!!
Everyone present was stunned, but what happened next left them completely speechless.
Suddenly, a huge mouth appeared on the letter, followed by a male voice that spat directly at Li Longji.
"You bastard Li Longji, I'm your ancestor Li Shimin! Are you out of your mind? A man in his sixties taking a woman in her twenties as his wife... What's wrong with you, wanting to be someone's grandfather?"
"You couldn't understand that fat man during the An Lushan Rebellion, and you couldn't understand Li Linfu in the court... You lived like a god... So many people died, why didn't you die... You've let down everyone in the Tang Dynasty in your life!"
After the sound disappeared, the envelope was torn to shreds in mid-air, and everyone in the room fell silent. Although they also wanted to curse His Majesty, they didn't dare to speak up. Now, His Majesty Taizong was really enjoying his cursing!
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"Hello everyone, we're starting a new theme today! This time, the prize is amoxicillin, a medication used for some bacterial infections and inflammations in the body. It can fight infection and relieve redness, swelling, heat, and pain, among other things."
"If the fever is severe, this medication can help. However, you should avoid drinking alcohol while taking this medication."
"Today, everyone who makes the right choice can receive a super value medicine blind box, but quantities are limited! First come, first served!"
Cao Cao: I, Cao Cao, need this!
Zhang Fei: My older brother wants one too!
Emperor Qin Shi Huang: The more medicine the better!
Liu Zhuzhu of the Great Han Dynasty: I agree with what the First Emperor saw!
"Without further ado, let's see who we've invited this time!"
When Lin Ke saw that the names drawn by the system were Bao Zheng and Su Zhe, her eyes widened involuntarily. This was amazing! Bao Zheng was one of her childhood male gods!
999 System: Okay, okay, you ate those words, "[Please tell the story of Emperor Zhezong of Song...]"
Who didn't watch "Young Justice Bao" over and over again when they were in elementary school?
"A clear blue sky above, a firm belief in my heart..." Lin Ke couldn't help but recite.
The people in the palace looked at each other in bewilderment. What was wrong with Miss Lin? She seemed a little abnormal. Why was this perfectly normal girl singing like she was wailing at a grave?
Lin Ke suddenly remembered that this was a live broadcast, and immediately tried to save face, saying, "Ahem, let's welcome Bao Zheng, who is known among the common people as Bao Qingtian, and Su Zhe, the 'Loan King'!"
Su Zhe, who was leaving get off work with his brother: ...
Bao Zheng, who was serving as an official in another region: ...