allonlinenovel Chapter 264: Foreigners’ Vicious Praise
Chapter 264: Foreigners’ Vicious Praise
[When you are away from home, you will receive malicious compliments from foreigners]
[When I was in Italy, a 14-year-old kid came up to me and said, "Your hair is shiny black, it's so beautiful" (and I hadn't washed my hair for almost four days because I was catching a flight and suffering from jet lag, sob(?_?))]
[One time when I was riding the subway in a cold weather, I was so cold that my legs were shaking. A French guy came over and asked for my phone number, saying that I danced really well.]
[My ex-boyfriend is an ABC who doesn't speak Chinese very well. I gave him some naan to eat one time, and he was amazed by how beautiful it was. Later he said my face looked like naan. Ha, what an ungrateful person!]
[My French neighbor praised me for looking like a porcelain doll, and I was happy for a long time... until one day he showed me the porcelain doll he was talking about - the round-faced Fuwa]
[I met a foreigner on the road and asked for directions. After I told him, he said thank you, your face is as round as the pancake I ate today, you are so beautiful, can I hug you? I looked at him in silence for almost a minute]
[I heard a foreigner say that my face was white (I was in a hurry to go out that day and didn’t put on foundation) like a gradient cake]
[An Italian friend praised me, “You have an amazing butt”]
"I have never been abroad, but I am always praised by people around me for being cute and like a doll... Suddenly I realized that I might be referring to the lucky doll [smile]"
"When I was a child, an aunt always called me a doll. I used to have big eyes and a round face. I always thought that the aunt was praising me for being cute, and I also thought I was cute, until one day my sister pointed at a black Barbie doll and said: You were exactly as black as her when you were a child [Tibetan Fox]"
"When I was a kid, my relatives who came back from abroad during the Chinese New Year said I was pretty, because foreigners were too white, and people like me who were darker were more attractive [laughing and crying]"
"Once in the Yungang Grottoes in Datong, I just came out of a cave and met a group of foreigners... We walked back and forth and finally the translator they hired asked if they could take a photo with me. I was confused, and finally after taking the photo, they told me that they all thought I looked very much like a Buddha statue in the grottoes... I... I... Grottoes... Buddha statues, especially the translator. They said you looked very much like a Buddha statue in the grottoes... Now think about it [out-of-body experience]"
Simple ancestors: Then some of these praises are not surprising!
Isn't it worth being proud of if you look like a lucky doll?
He is white and plump, with rosy cheeks and a festive look. At first glance, you can tell that he is a lucky little fairy child born into a wealthy family.
I wish I could be like the girl on the sky, eat a lot and have a round face, with wrinkles all over my face from smiling all the time!
What's the big deal about not washing your hair for four days? There are many of us who wash our hair once every ten days or half a month. It doesn't seem like anyone would mind it!
Alas! Just because you don’t despise it doesn’t mean people in the future won’t despise it.
Look at those dolls in later generations, each of them is wearing beautiful clothes, and they are obviously rich ladies from wealthy families. If they haven’t washed their hair for four days, it might be very uncomfortable for them!
Oh! That's true. It would be great if I could live a life like the people in later generations. I would be willing to eat and drink to my heart's content and wear gold and silver all day long!
Look at you, what's the point of just talking? Who doesn't work hard to live a good life?
No matter how good the life of future generations is, it is accumulated by their ancestors. If you want to live their good life, don't say anything else, just finish the work at hand first.
The old boss will come over later to check if anyone is slacking off. Don’t blame me for not telling you. If you are caught, just prepare to be fined!