allonlinenovel Chapter 472: China is a bug in the United Nations
Chapter 472: China is a bug in the United Nations
Why is the Chinese United Nations a bug?
[Therefore, a term called the China Effect has been coined]
[The general meaning is that China is very special. If China is included in global statistics, it will lead to data distortion.]
[For example, when the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations calculates the average meat consumption of countries around the world]
【Huaxia must be listed separately】
[Because China's meat consumption has long surpassed that of developed countries such as France, Germany and Italy]
[And if China is counted as a developing country]
Then the level of development of developing countries will be close to that of developed countries.
[But in developed countries, the phenomenon of a province being able to rival a country will appear again]
[Because China has too many people, the total population will cause a surge in data]
[At the same time, there are electrical equipment, high-speed rail and various high-tech products, etc.]
[These data will show orders of magnitude difference whether Hua Xia is included or not]
The data may show the opposite.
[But the most exaggerated thing is that China has single-handedly reversed the global forest coverage rate.]
[After joining Huaxia, it is obvious that the global forest coverage rate is increasing]
But once China is removed
[Then you will see that forests around the world are suffering serious damage]
[No wonder Chinese people can’t adapt to the Engel coefficient]
The consumption concept of Chinese people is mainly based on one thing:
【No matter what happens, I always want to eat something good】
When I was making 5000 yuan a month, I spent 1000 yuan. If I were to spend 1000 yuan a month when my monthly income exceeded 10,000 yuan, wouldn't that mean I wasted my money?
[I'm very stingy when I'm at a disco or beauty salon, but I don't even blink when I eat at the buffet.]
[Everyone is hesitant to buy clothes worth 200 or 300 yuan, but Haidilao is hitting hard with the 198 yuan clothes]
[I felt like a spendthrift after spending ten or eight yuan on the first charge of the game, but after spending forty or fifty yuan at the night market, I'll definitely come back next time]
"Since I was little, my family taught me that as long as I buy food, it's not considered wasted money [covering my face]"
"My father's life motto: Eat and drink to earn money"
"The Great Saint of Balance: Dining out. Whenever I have a big expense, I ask my dad for money. When I go out for a dinner, my dad just gives me money without asking [silly smile]"
"Let me tell you something: our per capita meat consumption is more than 11 times that of India. This is one of the reasons why India still exports grain."
"When there's no meat at home, I'd rather eat instant noodles than rice [covering my face] Every time I go into the kitchen, my mom scolds me."
“I usually spend a lot of money on QQ when buying things, but I don’t feel bad when I spend money on food [downtime][downtime][downtime] I can show off my food, it feels good.”
"The Engel coefficient is somewhat out of place in China today."
"I just wanted to get a manicure, but then I realized it would cost 2 or 300 yuan, which is enough for a barbecue dinner tonight. I looked at my fingernails and they're not ugly anymore. I'm going to have a barbecue dinner tonight instead [tears running][tears running][tears running]"
"When an old Chinese man goes out and sees someone he knows, he immediately triggers the underlying code. Have you eaten? [grin]"
"Everything in China is actually much better than abroad. Food, clothing, housing and transportation, the things that ordinary people care about most, are all readily available in China.
In fact, houses are very cheap in many places unless it is a big city, and so are cars. As long as you don’t pursue big brands, ordinary people have many choices.
It's different abroad. Water, electricity, and road infrastructure are generally only available in big cities. Smaller places don't have many supporting facilities. In China, it's very convenient to live anywhere and travel to the internet, but abroad, it's quite difficult. Without money, you can't do anything conveniently."
"[Cry][Cry] My two kids always go to Haidilao on weekends. We went there four or five times last month. Before that, they loved eating dim sum at teahouses. There's a reason why I can't save money [Cry][Cry][Cry]"
"Greening is indeed the case. In recent years, only China has seen an increase in vegetation area."
The ancestors under the sky looked up with pride: You are worthy of being our descendants, no matter what you do, you are the best in the world!
How can his country be compared with us? We have been the Celestial Empire since ancient times. We were, are and will be even more so in the future!
Moreover, we are very particular about food. Take my family as an example. Every time I buy something beautiful but impractical on the street, it will gather dust at home.
The child’s father always complains: You buy these things and put them at home without any use, wouldn’t it be delicious to stew two pounds of pork ribs?
Then I promised on the surface that I would do it again next time and continue to buy these beautiful little gadgets on the street; his father is also a foodie, and he would buy a lot of food every day and go home to cook a lot of delicious meals to tempt me.
I was so greedy that I kept eating.
People around me who don’t know think I’m pregnant. Some older aunts even took a few glances at my belly and touched it curiously when they were chatting with me. You got pregnant so soon after getting married. You and your husband must have a really good relationship!
It made me feel shy and irritated at the time. I wanted to explain, but I was too embarrassed. I couldn't say that I wasn't pregnant, but had gained weight by force!
Later, when I got home, I beat him up. Now he is so fat that he can hardly wear any of his pretty clothes. He has to buy new clothes that are loose and nice.
He also kept complaining that I was extravagant. Could it be that he had no part in causing all this?
Not to mention that some time ago, I was in a hurry to go home for the holidays, and the money I had just received was stolen by some dirty thief.
I have been muttering regrets to myself at home. If I had known that I would be unlucky and lose money when I went out today, I should have bought some delicious cakes and apricots while the money was still warm and brought them home to you and me as a holiday snack.
He! Really, I've never seen a man who loves snacks as much as he does.
He seems like he can't live without food. What kind of grown man would be like him, thinking about nothing else but eating good food all day long.
My husband and I, one loves to show off and the other loves to eat, so we spend all the money we save throughout the year on ourselves!
Fortunately, I have a pair of hardworking parents-in-law who earn enough money to provide us with food and clothing for the rest of our lives. Otherwise, the money we saved might not even be enough to buy a small house in Beijing even after more than ten years.
I won’t say much more to you, but after I buy the vegetables here, I’ll stop by the newly opened dried fruit shop on Dongxiang Street to buy him some salted plums and candied fruits!
This guy worked early a few days ago to prepare a birthday gift for me and was exhausted.
He doesn't even take a good rest when he gets home, and keeps chattering with me. I have no idea what we have to talk about since we were together every day since we were young!
At night, he was still fussing with me. He had a cold, and he needed these candies to remedy it. Without them, he couldn't even drink the medicine.
Ugh! You're still as annoying as you were before you got married.
The onlookers who listen to gossip: I feel like I was fed a big bowl of dog food while passing by. Can anyone understand?