Chapter 127: Climbing the Roof and Uncovering the Tiles
Chapter 127: Climbing the Roof and Uncovering the Tiles
Zhu Wenbin pestered Uncle Zhu, "Dad, can you teach me how to eat a living person?"
"Have you ever heard those tomcats yelling at night?"
"Yes!" Zhu Wenbin couldn't understand, what is the relationship between humans and tomcats?
"You can't, just learn from those male cats."
"Go and learn to yell like them?"
Uncle Zhu didn't expect his son to be so stupid, even dumber than him.
He wished he could teach his wife himself, but he was afraid that his wife would kill him, so he didn't dare to say this idea out loud.
"Come here, don't you have a cell phone? Just search on your phone." Uncle Zhu thought of a good idea.
Uncle Zhu uses an old-fashioned phone, otherwise he could check it on his phone every day.
According to relevant statistics, men think about that kind of thing more than 300 times a day, while women only think about ten times.
Although Mr. Zhu is old, his heart is young. He can still think about things that he cannot do physically.
Two or three years ago, a daughter-in-law was abducted to Zhujia Village, but she was not from their family, but from someone else's.
Later, the daughter-in-law failed to escape and gave birth to a child with a plump figure and rosy skin.
Whenever the young wife appeared on the road, the bachelors in the village were stunned.
There were several times when Aunt Chen and Uncle Zhu met the young wife when they went to work.
Uncle Zhu kept staring at the person and his saliva was flowing out.
It was only when Aunt Chen pushed him into the paddy field that Uncle Zhu stopped being so outrageous.
Aunt Chen scolded Uncle Zhu, "The sky is black as crows. Men like you only think about that kind of thing when you are hung on the wall. If I see you like this again, I will cut off your penis."
Uncle Zhu was so frightened that he trembled with fear and never dared to look at a woman in front of Aunt Chen again.
Uncle Zhu sometimes dreams of opening his mouth. Several times he dreamed of beautiful women and called out their names in his dreams.
As soon as he called the beautiful girl's name, Uncle Zhu woke up from his sleep.
Uncle Zhu got up. Fortunately, Aunt Chen next to him was sleeping like a dead pig, otherwise he would have been in danger.
Uncle Zhu was so angry at Zhu Wenbin that all men would react in front of women.
Besides, the woman was young, pretty, and had delicate skin and tender flesh. How could his silly son not understand anything about her?
I wonder if he really doesn’t understand or is pretending not to understand?
Uncle Zhu was afraid that if he continued teaching, he wouldn’t be able to bear it anymore.
"Go find your mother!" Uncle Zhu was too lazy to teach Zhu Wenbin.
Aunt Chen was an experienced person and knew that Xia Qianqian’s aunt had passed away.
If you consummate your marriage in the next few days, there is a high possibility that you will have a grandchild.
So she hurriedly made dinner.
After Zhu Wenbin finished his dinner, Aunt Chen couldn't wait to push him to the utility room.
Aunt Chen used the key to open the big iron chain of the utility room and pushed it twice, but it wouldn't open.
Aunt Chen cursed in her heart, what is that little devil using to prop up the door?
Aunt Chen yelled at Xia Qianqian inside: "Little devil, open the door quickly, if you don't, I'll show you how I'll deal with you."
I shouted a few times, but no one answered.
Aunt Chen thought, could it be that she fainted from hunger?
Aunt Chen and Zhu Wenbin pushed the door desperately.
But the piece of wood was very strong and held the door tightly.
The two of them tried their best and finally pushed the door apart before they could get in.
When Aunt Chen stepped into the utility room, she was stunned by the scene before her.
I saw some large objects piled up under the beams, as high as a person.
There was an old mosquito net wrapped around the beam, and the little goblin was gone.
Aunt Chen looked up at the roof, and wow, several tiles had been moved away.
Aunt Chen murmured to herself, "Women need to be disciplined. If they are not disciplined, they will climb up to the roof and tear off the tiles. This little devil must have climbed up to the roof."
Aunt Chen was really afraid that Xia Qianqian would escape from the roof. If such a good opportunity was lost, her dream of having a grandson in the future would probably not come true.
As it was dark, Aunt Chen couldn't see if there was anyone on the roof?
She went into her room and got out a flashlight.
The family next door to Zhu Wenbin built a two-story building. Aunt Chen climbed upstairs to the next door house and shone a flashlight. She saw Xia Qianqian lying on the roof motionless. She didn't know if she fainted from hunger or fell asleep?
Aunt Chen was very happy. No matter whether he was fainted or asleep, as long as this goblin was still there, she would have the chance to become a grandmother.
Aunt Chen took Zhu Wenbin into the utility room and shouted to the roof, "Come down quickly, or you'll be dead if I catch you."
Xia Qianqian ignored Aunt Chen, who continued to yell at the top of her voice: "If you don't come down, I'll climb up with a ladder and throw you down."
Xia Qianqian was so hungry that she didn't even have the strength to speak.
Seeing that she ignored his words, Aunt Chen put her hands on her hips and started scolding again.
"Did you hear me? I'll count to three. If you don't come down, I'll go up. One... two... three!"
Aunt Chen is a powerful figure at home, and her words are like imperial decrees. Zhu Wenbin and his son never dare to resist.
But at this moment, this little goblin didn't take her seriously. Aunt Chen was furious and went back to the living room to move out their ladder.
Aunt Chen placed the ladder on the beam and directed Zhu Wenbin to climb up.
Zhu Wenbin climbed up step by step and had already reached the roof beam.
Zhu Wenbin is a big and strong man, and the small opening that Xia Qianqian had just made cannot accommodate his big body.
He carefully moved the tile away. Xia Qianqian heard the sound and forced her eyes open.
Xia Qianqian saw a fat hand moving the tiles.
She thought that if he came up and grabbed her, she would be eaten up cleanly.
We must not let him come up!
Xia Qianqian forced herself to sit up, picked up a tile and threw it at the fat hands.
"Ah..." Zhu Wenbin screamed.
"Silly son, what's wrong?"
"She hit me with a tile."
"Hold on for now. Once I catch that goblin, I'll show you how I deal with her."
The neighbors next door all came out to watch the fun.
Back then, all the young wives who were abducted to Zhujia Village resisted.
But they had never seen the young wife climb onto the roof. This young wife is so awesome!
Zhu Wenbin was hit by a tile, but he didn't give up and continued to move the tile. His head had already popped out.
Xia Qianqian picked up a whole tile and smashed it on Zhu Wenbin's head.
With a bang, the tiles broke and Zhu Wenbin's head was also broken.
Aunt Chen yelled to Zhu Wenbin from below: "Son, be patient for a moment, climb up and catch her alive."
Zhu Wenbin was too fat, and he was afraid that the wooden boards on the roof could not support his 180-pound body.
Zhu Wenbin tried hard to rush up, but he heard the wooden board creaking, which frightened him so much that his whole body trembled.
Aunt Chen continued to urge him to climb up from below.
This mama's boy was forced to climb up step by step because of the old woman.
Instead of dealing with this mama's boy, it is better to deal with that old woman.
So, Xia Qianqian took the tiles and threw them at the old woman in the utility room.
Aunt Chen dodged it, and Xia Qianqian continued to throw.
After a while, all the tiles in front of Xia Qianqian were thrown down by her.
If it rains heavily, the utility room will turn into a pond.
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