Chapter 296 Weird People, Weird Things
Chapter 296 Weird People, Weird Things
"Sir, don't you want to know anything else? If you tell me, maybe we can find out."
"Oh? In that case...has anything strange happened in your inn recently? Or...are there any weird people?"
The waiter frowned.
"Strange... Sir, why are you asking this?"
"Oh, right, I shouldn't ask. Ahem... Strange things like this aren't common, but there are still a lot of weird people~"
"In the past six months, I have met one or two weirdos almost every month. A few days ago, I even met a bald monk who kept saying 'Shanzai ~ Free Light Buddha~' when he spoke."
"But he acts like a playboy, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He even asks me to borrow money to go to Lichunyuan? If I had that much money, why would I work here?!"
"I'm so angry!"
The waiter seemed a little drunk as he spoke, which made Jiang Yan listen with great interest.
"Anything else?"
The waiter calmed down and recalled the story again.
"Well..."
"Gousheng~ come quickly, come quickly, I'm rich again today hahaha! Bring me some wine!"
A rough and loud voice rang out, and one could even feel the vibration in the air.
A burly man nearly two meters tall walked up the stairs. The wooden steps creaked under his feet, as if they would collapse at any time.
When he came up completely, he was like an iron tower, and a sense of oppression came over me! It was hard to breathe!
His full beard and ferocious eyes, coupled with the three hideous claw marks on his right eye, gave people a chilling horror!
It seemed that if I was targeted by him, I would become a cold corpse in the next moment!
Some of the drinkers living nearby went downstairs in fear, some continued to eat and drink, and some looked over here with curiosity and watched the fun.
The burly man went up to the second floor and turned his eyes to Jiang Yan's position. He immediately raised his eyebrows! His face was unhappy and his voice was as loud as a bell:
"How come my position was taken away!"
Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at the waiter, and the waiter quickly bowed to Jiang Yan, smiled and said, "Wait a moment," then quickly turned around and suddenly scolded the burly man!
"Who told you to speak so loudly? Can you afford to compensate me for scaring my customers away? Don't you know that shouting is not allowed in our store?!"
This voice not only startled Jiang Yan, but also frightened the burly man~
Is Jiang Yan surprised that the new waiter is so brave? And the burly man seems to be really scared~
Just when Jiang Yan was about to secretly help the waiter get through this farce, the burly man actually!! Was he scared?
"This... Don't be angry, Gousheng~ I didn't mean it..."
"You didn't do it on purpose? Haha, I think you did it on purpose! Don't think you can boss me around just because you have a few bucks in your hand."
"I'm telling you, you've got to follow the rules here, you're from another place! Be careful or I'll call the authorities to arrest you!"
"Okay, okay, we definitely won't yell anymore~"
The two-meter-tall little giant actually shrank back at this moment, and even his voice unconsciously became much smaller~
The domineering, majestic, and terrifying aura that he had been brewing all collapsed at this moment. Even the scar on his face looked a little ridiculous now...
"this………"
Jiang Yan was in a complicated mood, but Shen Ming beside him didn't care about these things at all. He just lay on the table bored and played with Jiang Yan's clothes.
The burly man was finally scolded by the waiter and forced into a corner. He huddled in a corner, sitting on a stool that was not even half the size of his buttocks, with his legs together, his sturdy arms helplessly hugging his legs, his expression honest and well-behaved...
This cute girl's standard well-behaved sitting posture is so eye-catching no matter how you look at it here! !
Jiang Yan wished he could poke out his own eyes in exchange for a pair of eyes that had not seen this scene!
The waiter came over happily and continued chatting with him, as if what he had just done was just a small episode.
But Jiang Yan simply cannot ignore this!
"Waiter, that person just now was..."
The waiter glanced at the burly man with a bit of disdain and hidden pride in his eyes, and his voice unconsciously became a little louder.
"Oh, sir, I was just about to say that~"
"You said there was a weirdo here, right? Well, besides the Flower Monk I mentioned, it's him."
Jiang Yan couldn't help but turn his head to take another look, and the burly man seemed to have sensed it and turned his head to look at him.
Then he grinned at him, and his rough, dark beard and his fierce, manly appearance seemed to give him a hint of "kindness" and "well-behaved"!
The feeling of a pitch-black gorilla trying to act cute and make a heart shape for you comes into your sight and is unforgettable!
'Ugh! My eyes! !'
"Sigh~"
Jiang Yan remained calm, just put his hands on the table, lowered his head slightly, and took a deep breath.
"I see... Then what's so special about him~"
The waiter didn't notice Jiang Yan's abnormality and continued to talk:
"Sir, please don't be scared by him. Although he looks like a bandit with his thick legs and big body, he is actually the most honest and the most law-abiding one."
"When he first entered the city, he was carrying a knife as big as a door panel! It weighed several hundred pounds!"
"At that time, the government thought that bandits were coming, so they sent out hundreds of bailiffs and policemen, but he was alone there and no one dared to attack him!"
"But sir, do you think how we finally subdued him?"
Jiang Yanting was excited and echoed:
"How come~some experts came out and defeated him?"
The waiter waved his hands again and again:
"No, no, the truth is this. At that time, one of the yamen runners shouted at him to give himself courage, saying...Citizens are prohibited from carrying weapons in Changping County! We advise you to lay down your weapons or we will not be polite!"
“Then he really let it go…”
Jiang Yan opened his mouth slightly and couldn't help but look at the burly man again.
"He doesn't look like a fool. He is completely different from a fool like a mountain cannon. He has no spiritual energy in his body and is not a cultivator. But how could he be so stupid as to bring a big knife into the county?"
"What then?"
The waiter said he was thirsty and then he remembered that he had forgotten to serve tea to Jiang Yan and the others. He hurried downstairs to bring a pot of tea and a few appetizers, and said as he put them down.
"Later, the county magistrate put him in jail and interrogated him for three days and three nights. In the end, he was determined to be just an ordinary outsider. The big knife on his back was just to scare people in case there were robbers on the road~"
"The officials then killed him with their swords and threw him a copy of the Changping County Laws and Regulations."
"Since then, he has been very obedient and strictly abides by the rules, even more so than us locals."
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