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Chapter 120 Zhuzhu Village Entertainment Activities

Invitation letter:

In order to enrich the entertainment life of all the villagers in Zhuzhu Village and show the positive spirit and style of Zhuzhu Village, the Zhuzhu Village Committee decided to hold a cultural evening on July 7th.

Theme: Singing promotes harmony and working together for common development.

Venue of the party: Zhuzhu Village Entertainment Plaza

Program format: There is no limit on program genre and performance format, including singing, dancing, crosstalk, etc.

Organization method: Each breeding farm shall submit the application as a unit, limited to 1 to 2 programs.

Activity rewards: All participants will receive rewards. The event organizer (village committee) will select first, second and third prizes. The first prize is 5 yuan; the second prize is 3 yuan; the third prize is 1 yuan.

Those who received the invitation letters included pig farm owners, fish farm owners, chicken farm owners, sheep herders, and some individual chicken and duck farmers.

Pig farms have the largest number of employees and their reactions were the most intense.

Now they are all discussing this happy event.

5 yuan.

What concept?

That is to say, as long as the actors participate in this performance and win the first prize, they can share the 5 yuan equally.

This is not 5, not 5, but 5.

A long time ago, the village chief organized a chorus activity in Zhuzhu Village. At that time, the reward for the first prize was verbal praise and a hug from the village chief.

Although the village chief's words were very sweet, like honey, the people who listened to him felt elated and thought they would soon be able to join the world's top choir and embark on a world tour.

Although the village chief's hug was very warm, it was like wrapping a sheet around yourself naked in the cold winter of February, making you feel warm both physically and mentally.

but.

This is totally useless!

The villagers of Zhuzhu Village do not need spiritual rewards. They say they are ordinary people and their demands are very down-to-earth. They want material rewards.

later.

After that, there were no more activities held in the village.

Because the Zhuzhu Village Committee has no money.

For many years in a row, the village's economic development ranked last in the city, only slightly better than Yangyang Village.

Now, the God of Wealth has favored Zhuzhu Village. The village chief has got money, and he wants to realize material rewards.

All the employees in the farm were in high spirits from morning to night. Their minds could not stop thinking at all. Whenever they paused, they would think about the village chief's activities.

"Dog, you have to deliver a sow so early in the morning? How many babies did she give birth to this time? Holy shit, 15! Hehe, we have a party to watch, so happy~"

"Dachang, you fed the pigs five meals of pig feed this morning. Aren't you afraid that they will get bloated? Wow, do you have any talents? Will you sign up for the evening party?"

"Little sister? What are you and General Manager Wei going to do? Li Qiang is already a father? Well, you are the village beauty of our Zhuzhu Village, why don't you go on stage and dance a few times?"

.....

"Boss Yang? There are only three of us in our chicken farm. Xingxing and I don't know anything else. We only know how to raise chickens. How about we go on stage and perform feeding the chickens?"

"How can this be done? It's so unsightly. What if a penis is being eaten and pooped on the stage?"

Yang Cheng was worried the whole morning.

The downside of having so few people is that it’s hard to pick out talented performers.

Yang Cheng himself is the same, he doesn't have any artistic talent at all.

She has been tune-deaf since she was young. Whenever she goes to KTV with her classmates, she is the one who eats fruit and keeps pressing the clapping button on the wall.

"Um... you just said you were going to perform feeding chickens on stage? Can you do something else, like let the chickens perform acrobatics to amaze the villagers of Zhuzhu Village?"

Uncle Yimao thought for a moment, smacked his lips and said, "Of course, the chickens I raised before could stride straight and walk on the catwalk. It takes time to train them."

Xingxing interjected, “You’ll still poop on the stage, and you’ll have to clean the stage after the performance.”

"Ah! That's right!"

Yang Cheng suddenly thought of Brother Ji. He had put a mask on its butt in the park before, and it worked very well, with no leakage from the sides.

After the key issues are resolved, all that remains is to train the chicken's talent.

This is Uncle Yimao’s specialty.

This is also what Yang Cheng is looking forward to very much.

A month ago, she received a "Chicken King Competition" from the National Chicken Committee, one of the segments of which was for chickens to perform talent shows.

Yang Cheng is very good at raising chickens, but she really has no artistic talent when it comes to breeding chickens. She was just about to spend a lot of money to hire someone to breed them, but Uncle Yimao happened to say that he could do it, so the money could not be spent and had to be saved.

"Boss Yang, just leave it to me. I have been managing the image of the chickens for some time. Their feathers are much brighter than before. Now it is time to train their talents."

"call……"

Yang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, as he had finally solved a big problem.

"Okay, you guys keep working! I'll find a place to read a book."

The first level of the "Chicken King Competition" is a knowledge contest, which must be attended by chicken farm owners. It is divided into compulsory questions and quick-response questions, all of which are about chicken farming knowledge.

Although Yang Cheng has been raising chickens for many years, there is still a difference between theory and practice. When it comes to professional knowledge, you must read professional books.

She walked down the mountain holding the book, wanting to find a shady place to read in the entertainment square of Zhuzhu Village.

When I walked down the mountain, I happened to see Brother Niu coming back from outside.

Brother Niu is the stingiest investor in Zhuzhu Village.

This was said privately by the villagers of Zhuzhu Village.

There are more than 200 sheep, and they don’t believe that Boss Niu can take care of them all by himself, so he will have to hire someone sooner or later.

But they underestimated Brother Niu's sheep herding skills.

This man has been herding sheep since he wore open-crotch pants. In terms of breeding technology, his research on livestock is more profound than Dong Dabao's.

It is enough for one person to herd the sheep, there is no need to hire more people.

Later, the villagers of Zhuzhu Village believed that he really didn't want anyone.

His sheep are so obedient, even more obedient than the kids at home. They know what to do at the right time and don't need anyone to urge them. They are very well behaved.

Therefore, the adults in the village always teach their children this way: "Can you learn from the sheep in the cattle boss's house?! Don't procrastinate when doing things, be self-conscious! Be proactive!"

Some adults even came to ask Brother Niu how he educated Yangyang.

Brother Niu sneered, "Don't spoil him, just starve him for two meals."

The adult exclaimed: "If it's not your child, you would be so cruel! Oh my God, my baby can't be hungry. He cries when he's hungry, and it hurts my heart..."

Brother Niu shook his head and ignored it. After all, the child was not his own, so he might as well spoil him.

Brother Niu, who was walking on a country road, heard a call.

"Brother Niu? Where have you been?"

Hearing someone calling him, Brother Niu got off the tricycle and turned around to see Yang Cheng.

He took out a big red plastic bag from the pile of cars and handed it to her.

"I went back to my hometown. Aunt Yang said she hadn't seen you for a long time and asked me to bring something for you. It's just in time for you to come. Here, I'll give it to you."

"what is this?"

Yang Cheng took the plastic bag curiously.

What can my mother give me? Could it be...