allonlinenovel Chapter 155 The Legendary Madness Pill
Chapter 155 The Legendary Madness Pill
At this time, the Mala chicken did not hear the inner call of its owner, and the other chickens also became confused. They stopped their leisurely state and started running wildly.
The chickens on the field were in chaos, all rushing forward desperately.
The arena was filled with the sounds of chickens crowing and feathers flapping, and feathers were scattered wherever they ran.
There were also piles of chicken shit.
The farce ended after half an hour as the chickens were exhausted.
The chickens were so exhausted that they could not run anymore. They all lay on the ground, motionless. If their claws had not flicked the air twice, people would have thought they had all died.
The chicken owners walked down from the edge of the arena, each with a grim face, walked up to their chickens, picked up the two claws of the competition chickens, and lifted the chickens upside down as if they were dead chickens, and left the venue angrily.
Mala chicken is no exception.
Its claws were held tightly in Yang Cheng's hand. Her force was so great that the Mala chicken felt that its claws were about to be broken, but it did not dare to make a sound and kept its mouth tightly closed.
Mala Chicken's inner thoughts: It's over... I screwed up... I forgot to hide my strength...
It raised its eyelids and looked at Uncle Yimao. Uncle Yimao, who usually had a kind face, now had a grim expression. Mala Chicken felt that it was hopeless.
No one can save me, I will get spanked when I get home...
……
At this time, Malaji's dormitory.
"Snapped!"
"Gu... gu..."
The Mala chicken was thrown to the ground hard...
At this time, the Mala chicken's energy has been restored, but it doesn't want to move. No, it doesn't dare to move... It chooses to lie on the ground with its eyes closed and pretend to be dead.
Yang Cheng put his hands on his waist and pointed at the Mala chicken: "Ma La Ni Ma chicken!"
Uncle Yimao, Xingxing: "..."
Mala Chicken: ...
Yang Cheng was so mad at this chicken that he raised his hand in the air and wanted to slap Mala Chicken's butt, but he held back.
No matter how angry we are, we still have to go on with tomorrow's game. The Mara chicken cannot be moved for now, and the hope of the whole village still rests on it.
“Malaji, you should reflect carefully tonight and think about how to win the game tomorrow, otherwise…” Malaji pricked up his ears and suddenly felt panicked.
Yang Cheng glanced at Ji Sanmei, who was curled up in the straw nest: "Otherwise... Ji Sanmei will look down on you, and you will be a single chicken from now on."
Ji Sanmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Hehe, the master is threatening and warning me! Tsk tsk, I understand without the master telling me!"
Since ancient times, heroes have been paired with beauties. Once the hero turns into a bear, the beauty will leave! Beauties are not stupid either! Now beauties are a scarce resource~
Chicken Sister chirped twice, indicating that she had received the hint.
If Yang Cheng knew what Ji Sanmei was thinking, she would be speechless and vomit blood. She had no intention of breaking up the couple, she just used the "provocation method" to stimulate Mala Ji.
All we can say is that livestock are livestock and they can never keep up with human thinking.
The thinking of livestock is rather limited. They only focus on eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, sleeping, and occasionally having a little romance, kissing each other, you ride on me and I ride on you, two people, no, two little animals playing in the mud.
Ji Sanmei doesn’t know how to provoke someone, and Malaji knows even less.
Mala Chicken was a rough guy. He didn't understand Yang Cheng's hint, nor did he know what the two "chi chi" sounds of Chicken Sister Sanmei meant. He only had one thought in his mind:
I must win! I must win! Otherwise, Chicken Sister Sanmei will run away with another chicken!
The Mala chicken jumped up from the ground, grasping the ground tightly with its two claws, lowering its head slightly, and leaning its body forward. It spread its wings, revealing its sparse armpit hair, as if it was about to sprint.
Uncle Yimao: "The Mala chicken was warming up before the game. It should know it was wrong. Let it reflect on it tonight."
Yang Cheng's anger subsided a lot, and he exhaled: "Well, I hope to perform well tomorrow and not embarrass Zhuzhu Village."
Uncle Yimao said, "Then let's go back! Boss Yang, you have a quiz contest tomorrow, so you need to have a good rest today."
Yang Cheng nodded.
Tomorrow is a critical day, a turning point in my chicken farming career, so I must keep calm.
A chaotic and chaotic day just passed by.
After returning to the hotel, Yang Cheng washed up early and lay down on the bed. She picked up the book "Chicken Conquers the World" from the bedside and prepared to review it. After a while, Qin Che called.
"Honey, how are you today? Are your dicks still obedient?"
"Oh," Yang Cheng thought of Malaji again, sighed, and complained to Qin Che about Malaji's performance today that exposed his strength.
"Don't be nervous. The strength is there. Trust Malaji. I studied the video of Malaji's previous training and played it back in slow motion. I calculated its speed. What do you think?"
"How much?!" Yang Cheng shouted. She had never thought of quantifying the speed of the Mala chicken.
"180 kilometers per hour!" Qin Che laughed on the other end of the phone.
"What? How fast is that?"
Yang Cheng is not good at math, and he was thinking about how to convert the unit "kilometers per hour" into "meters per second".
"Do you know the speed of a high-speed train? An average of 200 kilometers per hour! That means..."
"That is to say, the train will run in front and the horse-drawn chicken will chase it from behind!" Yang Cheng was extremely excited.
Oh my god, the Mala chicken is so fast! I knew it was fast, but I didn't expect it to be this fast!
“Hahahaha,” Qin Che laughed, “As long as it performs normally tomorrow, it should have no problem winning the championship.”
"Chirp chirp!"
Yang Cheng chirped happily, like an old hen that was out of breath while crowing.
Dong Xiaomei was squatting beside the bed cutting her toenails. She was startled by her daughter’s laughter and almost cut her flesh. She screamed “Ahhhh” in shock.
Xiaofang was standing by the toilet door with her hands on her hips, making sweet noises with Li Qiang. She was startled by the two men's shouting.
"Oh... Qiangqiang, wait for me, I'll go outside to talk to you, the noise in the room is too loud... Okay, okay, I'm out, my god, it's a lot quieter..."
"My dear baby, have you been obedient today? Did I kick you hard...?"
Xiaofang was standing in a corner, head down, picking at the wall while blushing as she said, "My baby is so well behaved, she knows how to care for her mom. She didn't kick me, she's burping in there? Burp, burp, burp~"
"Hiccup hiccup~ singing with the neck bent to the sky~ red hair floating on the green water~ red palms paddling the clear waves~"
"You are quite talented, Qiangqiang. You can also write poems? Hehehe~" Xiaofang admired her brother Qiang again.
Li Qiang was praised to the sky by his wife and was embarrassed to say that the poem was written by Luo Binwang.
"Our son will be more talented in the future, roo roo roo~"
……
Unconsciously, Xiaofang was walking and scratching the wall. She didn't know where she was. She vaguely heard a voice coming from a room:
"This... is called 'crazy pills'. If a chicken eats it, it will go crazy, and indescribable 'Japanese chicken action movies' will appear in its mind... Forget about letting it run, it can't even walk. Its brain is full of garbage, ha ha ha... hehe..."