allonlinenovel Chapter 158 The Crying Chicken
Chapter 158 The Crying Chicken
"First place in the beautiful chicken show: ahem~ It's the contestant from Pig Village! Congratulations to Yang Cheng from Pig Village!"
Sure enough, Pig Village won the award.
This was what Yang Cheng expected.
Meiji was already very powerful, and with the use of the Fadian Pills, after defeating Meiji's biggest competitor, its chances of winning the championship increased a lot.
The live broadcast camera then switched to the Pig Village.
Meiji, representing the hope of the whole village, won the championship, so Pig Village naturally had to appear on the screen.
The village chief was in high spirits at this moment. The hem of his black suit lifted up the white lining in the breeze, and the red tie shone brightly on his chest. If you didn't know better, you might have thought it was smeared with lard, but it was indeed smeared with pig's head.
For this opportunity to be on camera, the village chief endured the 38-degree heat, wore a formal suit and stood in front of the camera for 2 hours. Now it was finally his turn to speak. He took out the speech he had prepared for a long time from his pocket:
"Ahem... I feel very happy. Jiejie Village has finally achieved a victory. The children in our village are very respected... Welcome everyone to come and buy children, knots, and turtles from us..."
After expressing his excitement, the village station did not forget to promote the characteristics of the village. Our Pig Village not only raises good chickens, but also pigs, fish, and turtles...
The villagers all looked pleased, thinking that he was worthy of being the village chief, thoughtful and experienced!
"Hahaha," the host was a little embarrassed. He didn't understand a word the village chief said.
"Thank you! Haha! Thank you for the wonderful speech by the Pig Village Chief. Indeed, this victory is not just the credit of one person, but the result of the hard work of the entire village!
Let us once again give a big round of applause to the Pig Village!"
"Clap clap clap!"
"Okay, I know the audience hasn't had enough, the exciting competition is still going on. Next, please shift your attention to Hall 2, we are going to have the second round of the "Knowledge Quiz"!"
"Contestants, please take your seats according to the order of the draw!"
......
The second game followed immediately.
The farmers sat in their seats and waited for the music to finish.
After the song "I Believe" was played, the familiar host came on stage again.
This knowledge contest is the most difficult of all the competitions, and it tests the extent to which farmers have accumulated knowledge related to "chickens".
First of all, there is no specific scope for the topics of this competition, and it all depends on the contestants' daily accumulation and intelligence.
Secondly, the competition questions are flexible and varied, with compulsory questions and quick-response questions, which test the contestants' reaction ability.
Although Yang Cheng has been raising chickens for several years, he is not as familiar with chickens as these farmers. Some have been raising chickens for decades, and some even have ancestors who raised chickens. These people know chickens better than they know their own wives.
as predicted.
After half an hour of compulsory questions, Yang Cheng was only at a mid-level. If he wanted to turn things around, he could only take the quick-response questions.
Uncle Yimao also frowned.
In Pig Village, Uncle Yimao is the person who has spent the longest time with chickens. No one in the village knows chickens better than Uncle Yimao.
But Uncle Yimao was also stumped by the questions just now.
Such things as “Why don’t chickens need a nap after lunch like humans?”, “Why do chickens like to fight with dogs?”, “Why are some chickens so picky about food, and some even eat shit?”…
What is all this?
Who thinks about this when raising chickens?
Uncle Yimao seriously suspects that the few people who could answer the questions were the reincarnations of chicken spirits.
"Ding Ding~"
Uncle Yimao's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a bell.
"Okay, contestant No. 3, please answer!"
Uncle Yimao saw Yang Cheng raising his hands high.
"Ahem~" Yang Cheng cleared his throat.
"Okay, host, why are roosters considered masculine? The answer to this question is very simple. We can trace it back to the origin of chickens, because the genes of chickens are actually very similar to those of Tyrannosaurus Rex!"
The audience was in an uproar.
Is this woman talking nonsense?
"The rooster has a strong desire to possess territory and mating rights. Its masculinity is mainly reflected in its super strong reproductive ability! This is why you can often see roosters riding on the backs of hens during fights.
They’re not massaging each other, they’re caressing each other!”
“Oh~~~~!”
The audience suddenly realized that it seemed to be the case!
"Congratulations to contestant No. 3, the answer is correct! It seems that this contestant has a wide range of knowledge!
OK, let’s watch a VCR and get to know the masculinity of the rooster again~”
Yang Cheng was secretly delighted, thinking that the book he had read before was not read in vain!
Thinking back to the time when she and Qin Che discussed the contents of the book "Chicken Conquers the World" in bed, and the two of them had an argument about this part, Yang Cheng still remembers it clearly~
The person who set the questions should have chosen them from this book, right?
After the next few questions, Yang Cheng's heart was about to jump out.
The person who set the questions chose them from this book!
Each question is the table of contents of this book, and the answers are in every chapter.
Yang Cheng pressed the bell in his hand frantically.
“Why don’t chickens burp when they’re full?”
"I know!"
“Is it possible for a hen to have twins?”
"I know!"
“Can a chick remember what happened when it was little when it grows up?”
"I know!"
......
Yang Cheng answered 8 questions in a row.
Everyone inside and outside the venue was shocked.
There are people who are so familiar with chickens!
"Could this girl be the reincarnation of the chicken fairy?"
"Is there some chicken essence attached to her?"
"Haha, that's impossible, absolutely impossible, no one knows chickens so well, she must have cheated!"
"Be your mother's cheat."
Uncle Yimao opened his eyes, revealing the whites of his eyes.
"It's all based on strength, no cheating, if you cheat your whole family will be killed."
Others: ...
"Okay, the exciting moment has arrived. There are only two questions left. Please speed up your answers~"
"Please listen to the question: After the chicken has eaten... "
"Ding Ding!"
The host's hands trembled.
Audience: What? The chicken fairy knew the answer before the question was even finished?
"I know!" Yang Cheng raised his face with confidence.
"Chickens never brush their teeth after eating, so why don't they have bad breath? The reason is that chickens don't chew their food, they just swallow it, so there is no bad breath without chewing!"
"Wow, wow, wow~" There was applause from the audience.
"Correct answer!" the host shouted excitedly.
The real way to grab the topic is to start before the topic is even born.
“Final question:”
“Ding Ding!”
The host looked confused and couldn't believe it.
Audience: What?
The title is that she is not pregnant yet, but she is about to give birth?
Yang Cheng shook his bangs and slowly exhaled.
Take it easily.
Isn’t the last title the last table of contents of the book?
"Does a chicken shed tears when it is slaughtered? The answer is yes! Because it swallows its tears!"
The audience was boiling again.
But after a second, someone reacted.
"Chickens don't have eyelids, so why would they shed tears? They don't shed tears at all."
The words shocked me.
Audience: It seems to be the case?
Yang Cheng smiled and said, "Without eyelids, tears won't flow out, but that doesn't mean they won't flow in. Tears are an important sign of emotional release. The chicken is dying, so why isn't it shedding tears?"
Yes, yes.
Everyone suddenly recalled that chickens do not shed tears in normal life, but when slaughtering chickens, we only pay attention to whether the chickens bleed but ignore the tears of the chickens.
At that moment, the chicken must have really been shedding tears!