Chapter 206 Oh no, my sister has to take Nian Nian with her...
Chapter 206 Oh no, my sister has to take Nian Nian with her...
At that time, she was wearing flowery pants, squatting in the yard of her grandmother's house, taking out cakes, and making facial masks with mud!
Once after making peace with daddy, I wanted to smear it on my face, and I was almost beaten by my grandmother until I became incontinent.
Now think about it, grandma saved her life!
If it had really messed up her face then, she would have to vomit to death now!
Jun Wan sighed and reluctantly stuffed a bunch of real estate certificates into his arms.
"Take it and put it away!"
Don't blame me for looking at it, it's an eyesore to me!
Suddenly her arms were filled with books, and Nian Nian had a look of confusion on her face: "Auntie, don't you want it?"
Jun Wan closed her eyes, endured the pain and said, "No!"
"Wow, aunt, you are so upright. Others are so jealous when they see money, but you are so painful when you see money!"
The little milk baby looked adoring.
Jun Wan suddenly felt a sense of pride: "That's not true. I regard money as dirt. Who would like 'dung', right?"
"Oh, I love it so much! If you don't like it, aunt, then you can throw all your 'dung' at me!"
Nian Nian's big eyes were bright and she looked at her aunt expectantly.
Jun Wan: "..."
I was just being polite to you, but you still took it seriously. You have no sense of humor.
Jun Wanrou was smiling, breaking the little girl's dream of making a fortune:
"Humph, I'm sorry to tell you that I also liked what my aunt was joking with you just now."
"I can't wait to roll around in the 'turd'. I'm willing to sleep in it every day!"
Niannian quietly walked over and sat next to her aunt: "Aunt, can you call me next time you roll around? I want to go too~"
Jun Wan looked down at her round little face: "Hmm~ Okay, when I save enough for us to get out, I will take you with me!"
Niannian jumped up happily: "Yeah, aunt is the best, long live aunt!"
The aunt and nephew were chatting happily and did not notice at all that a sneaky figure appeared at the door.
The figure just walked over and happened to hear these conversations.
His eyes suddenly widened in disbelief, and he turned around and ran downstairs without saying a word.
in the room.
Seeing Niannian being so excited, Jun Wan was puzzled: "Weren't you so generous just now? Are you going to give me all this? Why do you love money so much now?"
Nian Nian said sheepishly: "Then you are my aunt. I thought you liked it, so I don't feel bad for you."
"But since you said you don't like money, aunt, you must not like your own property either."
"Then I don't want it for nothing. You are my aunt. If you want to come over, I will take care of you in your old age!"
"Then if I don't give it to you, will you stop supporting me in my old age?" Jun Wan pinched her face in a funny way.
People are as big as little devils.
"That's not possible. I will definitely take care of you when I grow up!" Nian Nian waved her hands in a pretentious manner.
Jun Wan's hands were itchy again: "That's pension, which is different from support! Who did you learn these messy words from?"
"Just what I saw on TV!" Nian Nian recalled the drama she had watched that left a deep impression on her.
I chose one to show to my aunt.
She squeezed her little breasts and learned the lines of one of the characters: "Brother Biao, come up quickly~"
You can learn it deeply, and the lingering sound lingers around you.
Jun Wan's blood pressure went up immediately!
What kind of drama is this?
There are some ridiculous lines in it, and it’s not for serious people to watch!
Jun Wan covered Nian Nian's little mouth: "You are not allowed to learn these things in the future, do you hear me?"
Nian Nian's big eyes were full of doubts: "Huh? Why? My uncle can watch, why can't I? Auntie, you discriminate against children!"
Jun Wan squinted: "Is this what your uncle asked you to see?"
Nian Nian: "Ang! There are many more interesting things. Auntie, let me act for you..."
"No, I don't want to see it!"
Jun Wan refused, eyes burning with anger.
Hum hum, good job, little cousin, if you dare to let a child watch this kind of drama, he may deserve a beating.
The uncle that Nian Nian was talking about was her little cousin Yu Jinming.
Jun Wan is mourning for his little cousin.
Little did she know that downstairs, her little cousin was telling an elder about a big event with a horrified look on his face!
Yu Jin ran downstairs like a dog.
Mr. Yu glanced at his grandson with disgust: "What are you doing so frizzy?"
Old Mrs. Yu also answered: "I asked you to go up and ask your sister to come down for dinner. Why are you running in such a hurry?"
Yu Jinming gasped: "No, grandparents, something serious is going to happen!"
The next second he was slapped on the back of the head by his own mother: "You bastard, tell me, your grandparents are fine!"
Yu Jinming rubbed his head: "Oh, please listen to me!"
"you say!"
Yu Jinming: "It's my younger sister. My younger sister is going to take Nian Nian and roll the dung!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, several people stood up at the same time.
Mr. Yu: "Why go away?"
Yu Jinming: "Big shit!"
Old Mrs. Yu: "What shit?"
Yu Jinming: "...Human, human feces?"
After all, he wasn't sure about his sister's preferences, whether she preferred being pulled by people or animals.
People in the entire hall: "..."
Didn't you wash your mind when you woke up in the morning?
Yu Jinsheng kicked his stupid brother.
"Even if you eat shit, my sister can't roll shit, so stop talking nonsense here!"
Yu Jinming saw that no one believed it: "Really, I heard it with my own ears, why don't you believe me?!"
At this time Huo Xichen said: "Explain the general meaning of what you heard."
Yu Jinming carefully recalled the conversation he heard:
"Nian Nian asked her sister to throw shit on her, and then she said she also liked her shit."
"I also like to roll around in it! Then Nian Nian begged my sister to take her to roll with me, and she agreed!"
"He also said that when she accumulates enough poop, she will drag Niannian away with her!"
Huo Xichen: "...what about the ones in front, what did they say?"
Yu Jinming's head went blank: "I didn't hear it."
"Oh brother, what's ahead is not important, we have to stop my sister quickly!"
Huo Xichen rubbed his eyebrows. No matter whether it was his family or his uncle's family, there was always the same bad brother.
He could only tell him with certainty: "Don't worry, my sister is not a pervert!"
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