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Chapter 996 Old Bottle New Friends 2



Chapter 996 Old Bottle New Friends 2

Xing came to the bar: "Everything is ready, we can open!"

Xing confidently began her work and soon welcomed her first customer, Big Black Tower, who came to the bar with her followers, Little Black Tower.

Xing was shocked. "Is the first guest so important? How could a genius appear here?"

Star Dome Railway Black Tower: "I didn't expect that the first customer would be me, Star Core Kid. Let me taste the wine you picked out."

Star Dome Railway's Little Black Tower: "Ms. Black Tower is unparalleled in beauty, Ms. Black Tower is incredibly intelligent, and Ms. Black Tower is stunningly beautiful!"

Star Dome Railway Silver Wolf: "Tsk, it's this narcissist."

Heita then spoke up and said, "What's the big deal? I've already said it before, I'm everywhere."

Black Tower Doll: "Heh, Madam Black Tower plays with the entire universe like a child plays with its toys!"

Heita continued, "Some answers are too heavy for job seekers to bear. You just need to know that I'm already here."

"Ms. Black Tower is so wise that she can make strolling sound so graceful!" The Black Tower puppet immediately made a very flattering retort.

When Black Tower's gaze turned towards her, the Black Tower puppet immediately said, "Ms. Black Tower is unparalleled in the world! Ms. Black Tower is extremely intelligent!"

"Ahem... the personality mapping module's praise algorithm is a bit overfitting. Don't worry, it's just her old problem. Speaking of which, compared to a genius's cosmic walk, isn't a star core standing behind the bar a more rare spectacle?

Let me guess, what new stuff have you been working on?"

Xing was thinking to herself at this moment: "(This recipe titled "Personality Formula" is vaguely visible, with the words growth and reversal visible for a long time...)"

Then Xing said to Heita, "This concoction can affect the personality of the drinker. Perhaps it will help your doll?"

Heita immediately became interested. "Oh? Being surrounded by a bunch of yes-men all day is indeed a bit boring. I've also adjusted the personality mapping module, but the results are average. After all, how can a small puppet simulate the thinking of a genius?

If the doll had its own opinion, at least the praise would be more original. It's okay to have a drink and watch, just consider it as patronizing your business."

Black Tower Doll: "It's my honor to serve Madam Black Tower!"

"It's my honor too." After Xing finished speaking, he immediately started to mix the cocktail. Xing chose a large highball glass, added a lot of ice cubes, and then mixed the cocktail according to the requirements given by Heita.

Finally, he successfully mixed a drink called Personality Growth.

Genshin Impact's Wendy: "The color of this wine is really beautiful. I wonder what effect it will have after drinking it."

Ruan Mei of Star Dome Railway: "I'm also curious. What will happen to the Black Tower puppet after drinking this wine?"

Dr. Honkai Impact 3rd: "Keep reading and you'll come to the conclusion."

"Please enjoy your meal." Xing handed over the drink.

Black Tower Doll: "Thank you. I will collect the feedback data from the sensory beacon."

At this point, Xing added another dry joke: "Question: Why were the Black Tower puppets able to successfully debut as a group? Answer: Because puppets are born idols. Do you understand? Idols have two meanings: statues and entertainers. It's hilarious."

The Black Tower puppet remained expressionless after hearing this, unmoved by Xing's joke. "Can I drink now?"

On the other side, Heita's expression was one of helplessness.

At this time, Xing said to Heita, "According to the recipe, this drink can make the drinker grow into what they subconsciously want to become."

"Whatever you want to be? It sounds like magic." Heita became interested and said confidently, "Hmph, but who else could the puppet want to be besides me, Heita? I'm afraid it'll end up with two of me staring at each other in bewilderment."

At the Black Tower's instruction, the puppet took a sip of the drink.

"See, I told you—" Heita turned around confidently and saw an extremely familiar omnic king standing next to him. Who else could it be but Screw Gum?

Starry Sky Railway Silver Wolf: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter. I'm just afraid that in the end we'll just end up staring at each other in bewilderment!"

Star Dome Railway Black Tower: "Why? Why not me?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Mebius: "I was so confident that I would become another version of myself, but ended up becoming my old colleague. This is really funny."

The Black Tower puppet, transformed into Screw Gum, then said, "The light taste of this makes my mood fluctuate slightly. Please allow me to raise my glass in tribute to your craftsmanship."

"Huh!" Heita couldn't help but get goosebumps after reading it.

Xing also said: "He's growing up too fast. He looks a bit old. And even his appearance has changed. Is this really right?"

But Heita still couldn't believe it: "Why, why is this? Don't you want to become me?"

Black Tower Doll: "Logic: Mr. Screw-Gum has the power to control knowledge. I want to be like him and become the king who dominates knowledge."

"Hmph, I didn't realize you were quite ambitious. But, do you really, really... have no one else you want to be?"

At Black Tower's urging, the puppet took another sip of the drink.

This time, the Black Tower puppet turned into Ruan Mei, who bullied Black Tower every night.

"Why is this?" Heita was even more surprised when he found out that his doll had turned into his best friend.

The Black Tower puppet said, "Because...Ms. Ruan Mei is someone who can gain the approval of Ms. Black Tower."

"That's the reason...it makes sense. But, is there really, really, really no one else you want to be?!"

At Black Tower's urging, the puppet took a third sip of the drink.

This time, it was the owner of the bar, Galaxy Bat Man.

The Black Tower fell into silence, staring at the Black Tower puppet, asking it to give him an explanation.

The Black Tower puppet said, "The first time I saw her jumping up and down as she pleased and flipping through documents unscrupulously in the space station's surveillance footage, a strange feeling washed over my circuit boards...

That, that's the freedom I've never felt before! I really want to run freely in the universe like the Star Train! "

Xing looked at himself in front of him and couldn't help but say, "Kid, you can't control yourself. And you're already drunk after just a few dishes. The Starry Sky Train is about to depart!"

Facing Xing's madness, the Black Tower Doll said righteously: "I don't want to test the simulated universe anymore, I want to roam the real universe——"

"Hey!" The black tower made a dissatisfied sound.

Starry Sky Railway Silver Wolf: "Hahahahahaha, this is killing me! You've transformed three times in a row, and you haven't turned into yourself yet. The old monster in the Black Tower must be mad!"

Star Railway Pioneer Xing: "I heard that this Black Tower Doll is going to join the Star Railway, but there are no rooms on the train. I hope he won't stay in my room when he comes!"

Starry Sky Railway Black Tower: "Go away! I know what you're thinking. Let me see the number of this Black Tower doll. I have to rebuild her later!"


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